TealHumanSleeps, oh you think you're so unique
With your teal puns, man, it's making me weak
Tryna conquer PlanetMinecraft with your Shakespeare spree
But sorry to say, Tealman, that will never be

Where did Tealman gets his ideas from?

You wanna diss me?
Well, prepare for the fire
I'll burn down all your aspirations
And desire
Your wallet's a corpse of a dead fly in disguise
No wonder why your rap game
Could only reach the skies

TealHumanSleeps, you ain't got no skill (Steal!)
Just biased opinions and a mouth that needs to chill
Tealkin' 'bout me without any actual reason
Man, soap would wash away this lyrical treason

Speaking in verbose but lacking substance beneath
Your words are emp-teal promises with no belief
A family to feed? Well then get the [​Teal Swear] off this track
Your time would be better spent findin' food stacks

Can't dox a website?
Yeah right! That's no surprise
When every blog post you make just spews out lies
So-called "teal puns" ain't original or fresh
Next time aim higher ins-teal of being a flesh

TealHumanSleeps, you ain't got no skill (Steal!)
Just biased opinions and a mouth that needs to chill
Tealkin' 'bout me without any actual reason
Man, soap would wash away this lyrical treason

Evil intentions hiding behind that fake smile
You think you're not a clone? Must be in denial
But I'ma expose ya like an uncovered sin
Time for the world to see who teally wears thin

Don't need Shakespearean flow or fancy linguistics
To shut down someone like Tealman with his twisted logistics
Your conquest on PlanetMinecraft will forever flop
When you're just a small fish that'll be soon for.. teal? (Forgot)

So take your teal puns and go back to sleep
'Cause in this rap game, my words will always run deep
TealHumanSleeps, time to face the truth
Your diss tracks are weak and I'm living proof

TealHumanSleeps, you ain't got no skill (Steal!)
Just biased opinions and a mouth that needs to chill
Tealkin' 'bout me without any actual reason
Man soap would wash away this lyrical treason

Teally, Teally, how funny can it get?
Your roasts are as dull as an old rusty cassette
Step aside now 'cause I've had enough of your spiel
Next time think twice before trying to conquer with teal