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  Metal Militia post by IGEBM
  November 19, 2023, 10:19 pm to Public
  Gloryhammer is now my favorite metal band
  
  Evidence:
  
  HE IS THE PRINCE OF THE LAND OF FIFE
  
  the memes
  
  FOR THE KING WE WILL RIDE
  
  the lore
  
  LEGEND OF THE ASTRAL HAMMER
  
  the sound
  
  HOOTSHOOTSHOOTS
  
  I wanna set the uuuuniverse on fire, feel it burn tonight…
  
  We are the masters of the galaxy…
  
  the in-jokes
  
  dun-dun GLORY! dun-dun HAMMER!
  
  Fight for the king, for the hammer and ring, fight for the ancient story!
  
  MISSILES OF NUCLEAR JUUUSTICE
  
  The fact that they can make stuff like “I wanna fly away / On a unicorn / To a land of freedom and light” sound epic as Hell
  
  Sozos
  
  WASTELAND WARRIOR HOOTS PATROL, FIGHTING GOBLINS EVERYWHERE WE GO!
  
  Sword Lord of the Goblin Horde
  
  There lived a simple peasant weaving baskets in a field…
  
  The existence of the Robot Prince of Aucthertool
  
  dun-dun! DOUBLE! dun-dun WIZARD!
  
  
  
  HOOTSHOOTSHOOTSHOOTSHOOTSHOOTSHOOTSHOOTS
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