*Grabs block of cheese*
T H N K
Me: "WILL THIS CHANGE YOUR MIND?"
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Trot: "Playing with scissors is fun"
Me: "Wait, wat-"
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Me: "I bRoKe mY kNeeS"
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Shadow: "There's a lot of things decided about your future that you didn't agree to"
Me: "WhAt?"
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Me: "It's free real estate"
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Me: "Yeets muffin"
Trot: "Catches muffin"
"Eats muffin"
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Me: "Should the forest be on fire, or no?"
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Me: "Imagine sleeping"
Crypteral: Yea right lol, who even does that??"
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Me: "YOU'RE GOING DOWN TROT"
*menacing laughter*
Trot: "I disagree"
Me: "Oh- fair enough, can't argue with that"
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Me: "LET THE PICKLING COMMENCE"
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Echo: "I've officially simped"
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Me: "I mean, why would you do something productive with your life when you can spend hours of your life staring at a screen to make up an entire custom status??"
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Me: "Bro, who actually eats cabbage though?? Like, cabbage is just a conspiracy by the FBI and some other government thing"
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Me: "I was talking about burning down a NAPA X'D"
Trot: "YAY! :D"
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Irl friend: "Hit that volleyball, noodle man"
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Me: "Bro, what is a Bulgarian waffle? X'D"
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Me: "TROT'S A TURTLE, IT'S CONFIRMED!"
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Me: "Now we are laughing about the other person laughing about the first person laughing about something dumb that shouldn't have made either of us laugh, but our humor is broken and we laugh over dumb stuff :D"
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Shadow: "Trot and I are negotiating murder"
Me: "WHaT?"
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Shadow: "The bread is cooking"
