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25 things you can do to make MineCraft run faster! FULL REDUX!!!

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Eastonium
Level 68 : High Grandmaster Geek
The Following are some tips that will hopefully improve your Lag-less (or laggy) MineCraft Experience!
THIS IS MY ORIGINAL CONTENT; THIS WAS NOT STOLEN.
If you would like to share this, please give credit where credit is due: Eastonium.

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Tags:Tutorial, Lag, Computer, Ram, Faster, Speed, Slow, Fps, Loading

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Update #7 REDUX!! : 07/14/2013 7:15:41 pm7/14/13

Updated entire post
Rewrote all tips
added new tips
removed old non-usable tips
Make things super super awesome
CATS!

Update #6 Added 5 more things you can do! : 02/25/2013 12:23:57 am2/25/13

Added 5 more ways to make minecraft run faster!

Update #5 : 08/23/2012 11:04:54 pm8/23/12

Combined my 2 posts into one to keep things tidy

Update #4 : 03/21/2012 12:01:18 pm3/21/12

Corrected formatting, grammar and spelling.

Update #3 : 03/19/2012 12:04:13 am3/19/12

Added another link to 10 more ways

Update #2 : 03/14/2012 11:37:47 am3/14/12

Changed formatting so that it is easier to read.

Update #1 : 03/14/2012 11:34:46 am3/14/12

Changed "Accept" to "Except" in tip #8

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jezza23
Level 4
Apprentice Network
August 14, 2014, 11:09 pm

lol no. 25 made me laugh

TomTheTimidBat
Level 1
New Explorer
August 10, 2014, 1:38 am

Thanks for the help! :D

itzar12
Level 1
New Crafter
August 9, 2014, 5:30 pm

I tryed the cat thing and i worked! my minecraft runs 3x faster now thanks!

Lawlness07
Level 12
Journeyman Crafter
July 16, 2014, 7:48 pm

Caused my Browsers and my Minecraft to Crash, not a very good Tip to put on Max FPS

Eastonium
Level 68
High Grandmaster Geek
July 16, 2014, 8:30 pm

I'm guessing the problem isn't that setting. I might just be your computer.

ASTGaming
Level 15
Journeyman Dragonborn
July 24, 2014, 6:16 pm

If it is on Max FPS, then it may go up to, for example, 400 FPS, and some computers can't handle that, so it normally is better to limit your FPS.

_BlueJ_
Level 4
Apprentice Miner
June 12, 2014, 5:55 pm

I think I need a new computer :(

awesomecat123
Level 7
Apprentice Pokemon
June 8, 2014, 2:45 am

i like the 25th way xD

Eastonium
Level 68
High Grandmaster Geek
June 8, 2014, 7:49 am

Everyone thinks its a joke, but its true!

deathcrest5
Level 11
Journeyman Architect
August 5, 2014, 3:21 am

It really works!! My fps hit 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!

Niconugget
Level 15
Journeyman Zombie
June 23, 2014, 5:58 pm

So true, until they find the disc-tray opener button...then they never come back :/

Reer123
Level 34
Artisan Architect
June 27, 2014, 9:20 am

O.o

damon_1125
Level 7
Apprentice Dragon
May 26, 2014, 7:32 am

You are awesome. Just so you know.

Eastonium
Level 68
High Grandmaster Geek
May 26, 2014, 8:49 am

Why thank you! :D

regirock524
Level 23
Expert Pokemon
April 19, 2014, 2:01 am

Step 25 works errytime!

Eastonium
Level 68
High Grandmaster Geek
April 19, 2014, 7:59 am

Totally does!

regirock524
Level 23
Expert Pokemon
April 19, 2014, 4:44 pm

Its amazing, this blog is 2 years old and is still really popular.

Pistol_Whip_Gaming
Level 1
New Miner
April 15, 2014, 6:26 pm

I have another tip! Dont use a mac! xD

Eastonium
Level 68
High Grandmaster Geek
April 15, 2014, 6:29 pm

Macs do seem to be a bit laggier but a top end one will do just fine.

Pistol_Whip_Gaming
Level 1
New Miner
April 15, 2014, 6:31 pm

But there waaay to expensive. Windows PC FTW!

Eastonium
Level 68
High Grandmaster Geek
April 15, 2014, 6:38 pm

I do agree with you on that part. Who is willing to spend 2k on a computer?

Curiouscookie
Level 1
New Miner
July 24, 2014, 4:35 pm

me. It's supposed to be really good so I'm saving up

kgp1365152
Level 2
Apprentice Crafter
March 30, 2014, 3:45 pm

Ok so I tried the cat thing and you won't believe it! My fps shot from 0 to 100,000 in seconds.  Earlier today I saw this and thougt, "Dang how can I do this if I have no cats?"  This thought brought me to a decision to buy a cat... or 20.  So I went to the local petstore and said to the person working, "Would you know how many cats you guys have?"  The lady simply said, "We have 27 cats for sale and they're all ready for a new home."  I got excited just when I heard they had any at all and I imediatly said "I'll buy all of them, I am a cat breeder working in a lab to discover genetic traits on these pecific animals."  The lady there gladly help me put the cats into cages and helped me load them into the car.

As I was driving home, I wasn't sure if it was worth it. Because why believe everything you read on the internet right?  Then that's when I heard the cats making lots of comotion in the trunk.  I pulled over to find the cages all over the place, and one cat was out of it's cage.  So then I had to get the cat back into the cage and move some of the cats out of the trunk and into my back seat.  After that was all finished I continued my ride home.

When I got home I unloaded the cats, and brought them inside.  I gave all of them some milk to drink and while they where drinking I realized, and thought to myself, "These cats don't have names" So I simply named each one a letter of the alphabet because I had 27 cats.  I counted the cats only to notice I had 26 with me in the house, so I went back to my car to check if I left one in the car.  There was H just sitting in the drivers seat.  Poor thing looked so hungry, so I fed him some ritz crackers.  That's when I was ready to start playing minecraft and see the magic of these cats begin.

As I was turning on my PC my cats where swarming around me.  I decided to let them climb onto my computer desk and see if this conspiracy was true.  As one jumped up, my computer booted up faster than ever, it was unbelieveable.  Then another jumped up and as I was loggin on minecraft opend in less than a second and was already at the title screen.  I was so hyped and couldn't wait to see what my fps was going to be.  

I logged on to my favorite server and it ran so smoth my cats started to purr so orgasmicly I had to stop fapping that instant and start getting to minecraft.  As I was reaching for F3 one of my 27 cats decided to knock my keyboard on the ground and delayed my epic time to shine.  I picked up my keyboard and when I got up there were 20 cats on my desk.  Despite not being able to see the screen I pushed the cats out of the way and hit F3.  I looked in awe as I saw what had just happend.  My fps was rising rapidly and was already at 10,000.  It was increasing as the seconds gone by and finaly stopped at 100,000.  My dream had come true.

Do what I did and buy 27 cats, and your fps will be over 9,000.  100,000 actually,

-kgp1365152

P.S. for all of you who have maybe have a disease that makes you extremely gulible, or your just extremely guilible in general, I did not buy 27 cats and get to 100,000 fps.

regirock524
Level 23
Expert Pokemon
April 19, 2014, 4:43 pm

ggggg

kgp1365152
Level 2
Apprentice Crafter
April 21, 2014, 1:33 pm

XD

Eastonium
Level 68
High Grandmaster Geek
March 30, 2014, 5:57 pm

Qouting kgp



"P.S. for all of you who have maybe have a disease that makes you extremely gulible, or your just extremely guilible in general, I did not buy 27 cats and get to 100,000 fps"




I'm guessing you truely bought 28 cats. Nice story thought, longest comment I have ever seen.

kgp1365152
Level 2
Apprentice Crafter
March 31, 2014, 3:05 am

I was thinking about it.

legofan181
Level 3
Apprentice Artist
March 28, 2014, 1:35 am

i have an ideal : Remove useless mods

Eastonium
Level 68
High Grandmaster Geek
March 28, 2014, 8:04 am

#20 says that.

legofan181
Level 3
Apprentice Artist
March 28, 2014, 8:06 am

oh yeah sorry he typing too much so i didnt se the #20

NeFt
Level 26
Expert Artist
March 27, 2014, 11:29 am

Love+ because of 23

FBart0l0me
Level 1
New Miner
March 22, 2014, 7:37 pm

Use Linux, it boosts minecraft a lot faster, I have tested it already.

theninja23
Level 1
New Crafter
April 2, 2014, 8:32 am

not all linux's. one of mine runs like 3 fps

Eastonium
Level 68
High Grandmaster Geek
March 22, 2014, 8:42 pm

Really?

coolcody99
Level 3
Apprentice Miner
March 27, 2014, 4:27 pm

Yea. Ubuntu makes it run wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy faster. boosted me from 18fps on average to 362fps

Eastonium
Level 68
High Grandmaster Geek
March 27, 2014, 8:32 pm

362fps is pointless though, all you need is around 60 some because that all your eye can see aswell as your computer monitor.

xDRedz
Level 1
New Explorer
July 2, 2014, 4:16 am

More fps = you can use more mods!

Magic_the_man
Level 1
New Miner
March 14, 2014, 5:03 pm

Lol 25 WORKS (jk I don't have a cat)

Eastonium
Level 68
High Grandmaster Geek
March 14, 2014, 6:20 pm

9 out of 5 say it works!

ImJustAPineapple
Level 17
Journeyman Unicorn
May 10, 2014, 3:39 pm

4 out of 3 people are bad at math

Danielpark5
Level 27
Expert Engineer
March 9, 2014, 6:18 pm

number 25 is confusing.. How do you do it
diamond/subbed

Eastonium
Level 68
High Grandmaster Geek
March 9, 2014, 8:49 pm

Well, first you get a cat, then, with the help of duck tape (Just kidding) you stick it to your computers. Works every time, aslong as Peta doesn't find you xD.

Danielpark5
Level 27
Expert Engineer
March 9, 2014, 9:34 pm

omg but it's too hard!!!!!!!
lol jk I don't have a cat

cheepy3
Level 1
New Network
March 7, 2014, 6:29 am

I thought about it for a while and then I realised that the last tip is actually true! My cousin's computer is right next to the cat basket and his computer is surprisingly fast! ;D

Eastonium
Level 68
High Grandmaster Geek
March 7, 2014, 6:48 am

Lol, and I thought I was joking when I wrote it! xD

TrollM4ster
Level 2
Apprentice Miner
March 7, 2014, 2:29 am

lol the last ones pretty good!!!

Cindrex
Level 1
New Miner
February 25, 2014, 9:16 am

For Step 1, is it possible to put more than 1 gb if I have more than 2 gb ram?

Eastonium
Level 68
High Grandmaster Geek
February 25, 2014, 9:30 am

it is, but it's really not a good idea. What can happen if you put all of your ram into Minecraft, it uses it. That might seem great but then any other apps your using that need ram (All of em) won't be able to do anything because minecraft is using it all.

DarkRaider462
Level 13
Journeyman Network
February 22, 2014, 3:22 am

Nice it helped me out alot! :D

cooldud655
Level 4
Apprentice Engineer
February 20, 2014, 2:28 pm

I remember on my REALLY old 1Gb machine I was able to squeze out 20-30 FPS.


Course I lost alot of cats

Eastonium
Level 68
High Grandmaster Geek
February 20, 2014, 6:00 pm

Yeah, I used to have a computer like that. Luckily it died so my parents allowed me to get a new one xD.

Pelombong
Level 36
Artisan Mage
February 19, 2014, 2:37 pm

Strange... My old computer's electricity and noise always speeded up cats around there,


but i never thought the opposite.

Eastonium
Level 68
High Grandmaster Geek
February 19, 2014, 10:09 pm

The cat distracted you from the massive preformance boost.

Pelombong
Level 36
Artisan Mage
February 22, 2014, 1:27 am

Your blog is useful, detailed and also funny.

Eastonium
Level 68
High Grandmaster Geek
February 22, 2014, 7:29 am

Thanks!

littlefatsmelly
Level 1
New Explorer
February 18, 2014, 5:22 pm

No Capes XD

Eastonium
Level 68
High Grandmaster Geek
February 19, 2014, 10:08 pm

Capes = No

Zxadeel
Level 1
New Miner
February 12, 2014, 1:30 pm

dang it i need the cats :)

Eastonium
Level 68
High Grandmaster Geek
February 12, 2014, 2:31 pm

Yeah! Cats are very needed.

Jassassin
Level 21
Expert Pixel Painter
February 10, 2014, 9:06 am

that .png file tho ..... lol nice

Eastonium
Level 68
High Grandmaster Geek
February 10, 2014, 11:13 am

Thank you!

Eastonium
Level 68
High Grandmaster Geek
February 10, 2014, 11:13 am

Hopefully I will be updating it soon!

Eastonium
Level 68
High Grandmaster Geek
February 4, 2014, 11:47 am

People really need to stop advertising on my post. It is getting annoying...

JokerFan500
Level 1
New Miner
February 9, 2014, 6:48 am

Ikr

JokerFan500
Level 1
New Miner
December 22, 2013, 2:45 am

I think this needs to be updated for Windows 8/8.1 users and for 1.7.x. Anyways, good tutorial!

Eastonium
Level 68
High Grandmaster Geek
February 4, 2014, 11:47 am

I might do that soon, thanks for the idea.

Metabloxer
Level 1
New Miner
December 14, 2013, 8:14 am

Even when I still got red text when I attempted far render distance, I failed to install 64-bit java on my 64-bit computer... Thanks for the tip

SparklePuff
Level 11
Journeyman Ninja
December 9, 2013, 3:45 am

25 actually works...

03koekje
Level 9
Apprentice Miner
December 4, 2013, 6:27 am

25 is the best ever (really it speeds mine up REALLY fast)

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