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9 Ways To Troll Someone IRL And In Minecraft!

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Level 39 : Artisan Pyro
Posted 07/12/12 2:53:48 pm , last updated: 07/13/12 1:27:54 pm
07/12/12
Hello There! Today I will show you 9 easy ways to troll your friends IRL and in Minecraft!

IRL:

Troll #1
What you are going to want to do in this troll is take a screenshot of their desktop.
Then, delete their internet browser, (Google chrome, Firefox, internet explorer)
Now set the screenshot as their desktop background or screensaver.
Now since you deleted his/her internet browser but their background still has the browser,
they will still try and click on it, so, what you are gonna wanna do now is laugh like a crazy person.

Complicity: 2/10
Funniness: 8/10
How much the person is gonna get mad at you: 3/10
Meanness: 3/10 
Cost: 1/10
Overall 9/10
  

Troll #2
I call this one the group troll.
What you have to do in this one is go up to your friend (make sure they have other people around him/her) and then ask them this "Did the cream the doctor gave you heal your contagious rash?"
His/her friends will surely walk away.

Complicity: 1/10
Funniness: 8/10
How much the person is gonna get mad at you: 6/10
Meanness: 5/10 
Cost: 1/10
Overall 7/10

Troll #3
This one is called the Bravery troll
This one is quite outstanding but one person did do it!
What you will need is one lock.
You will need to find someone with big hoop earrings.
Attach the lock to their hoop earrings and run the hell out of there!
This is a troll I do NOT recommend, the only way they can get the earrings off it with these huge metal scissors.

Complicity: 8/10
Funniness: 10/10
How much the person is gonna get mad at you: 10/10
Meanness: 10/10 
Cost: 9/10
Overall 6/10

Troll #4
This one is called the scream.
What you have to do is walk over to someone that is alone.
When the time is right, scream something super embarrassing about them like "Ewww why are you telling me you have diarrhoea?? " And they are sure to be embarrassed.

  
Complicity: 3/10
Funniness: 7/10
How much the person is gonna get mad at you: 9/10
Meanness: 8/10 
Cost: 2/10
Overall 7/10

Troll #5
This one can be hilarious, but also very embarrassing.
The first thing you have to do is require chocolate.
Put it out in the sun for a while so it is melted.
Now when you have to go somewhere like the mall with your mom, take the chocolate.
When you reach the mall, go to the wash rooms. Make sure someone is in the stall next to you.
Unwrap the chocolate and rub it against one hand until it is covered in chocolate.
Now reach under your stall with the chocolate covered hand to the next stall and ask, "Do you have any toilet paper?"

Complicity: 3/10
Funniness: 9/10
How much the person is gonna get mad at you: 2/10
Meanness: 1/10 
Cost: 2/10
Overall 9/10

Troll #6
This troll is very extreme like the other one, what you do is acquire a bike lock.
Then go to a place you know has lots of bikes.
Find a bike you like and put the lock on it, the person with the lock on their bike will now have to cut the lock off.

Complicity: 7/10
Funniness: 8/10
How much the person is gonna get mad at you: 9/10
Meanness: 10/10 
Cost: 9/10
Overall 6/10

Troll #7
The idiot troll.
What you have to do is, when you are in school and you make a stupid comment or stupid answer, your teacher might bring up a ruler and say "At the end of this ruler we have and idiot" Like my teacher did, and you then reply "Which end?"
I know this one is not very good but I used it once and it was hilarious.

Complicity: 2/10
Funniness: 8/10
How much the person is gonna get mad at you: 7/10
Meanness: 3/10 
Cost: 1/10
Overall 8/10

Troll #8
The monster troll.
Have a little sister or brother that gets on your nerves all the time?
Well this troll is for you!
The first thing you need if for your brother/sister to have a bed you can go under.
When it is time for them to go to sleep, go under their bed.
As they enter the room, grab their legs! They will be scared as hell!

Complicity: 2/10
Funniness: 8/10
How much the person is gonna get mad at you: 10/10
Meanness: 9/10 
Cost: 1/10
Overall 8/10

Troll #9
The alarm clock troll.
What you have to do is go over to your friends house and find their alarm clock.
Then you have to wait until they have to go to sleep and you have to go back home.
When they are falling asleep unplug their alarm clock so they sleep in.
Go back home. Watch them be late for school the next day.


Complicity: 5/10
Funniness: 7/10
How much the person is gonna get mad at you: 8/10
Meanness: 6/10 
Cost: 1/10
Overall 8/10


Minecraft Trolls:

Troll #1
The OCD troll.
First, make a house for your buddy!
Then make a block stick out so you know he will break it.
On one side of the block, there should be a redstone torch that, when broken, makes tnt ignite.

Complicity: 5/10
Funniness: 8/10
How much the person is gonna get mad at you: 7/10
Meanness: 8/10 
Cost: 5/10
Overall 6/10

Troll #2
The roller-coaster troll!
Make a simple roller-coaster that when the first turn comes, leads them right into lava!
Complicity: 3/10
Funniness: 8/10
How much the person is gonna get mad at you: 8/10
Meanness: 8/10 
Cost: 3/10
Overall 6/10

Troll #3
The mining troll.
Ever seen someone mining obsidian?
Well this is how you troll those guys!
All you have to do is walk in front of the people that are mining and the breaking animation resets!
Now they have to re-mine it!

Complicity: 1/10
Funniness: 5/10
How much the person is gonna get mad at you: 6/10
Meanness: 4/10 
Cost: 1/10
Overall 8/10 

Troll #4
Re-texturing!
All you have to do here is either install the troll texture pack or make your own
troll texture. What I recommend you do is re-texture the diamond to stone!
Or all the ores to stone! And maybe even change gravel to obsidian and lava to water!

Complicity: 6/10
Funniness: 9/10
How much the person is gonna get mad at you: 8/10
Meanness: 8/10 
Cost: 1/10
Overall 9/10  

Troll #5
Crafting!
Ever seen a guy crafting?
Well break his crafting table!
All the stuff he put in the table will fly out and he will have to remake it!

Complicity: 1/10
Funniness: 8/10
How much the person is gonna get mad at you: 3/10
Meanness: 4/10 
Cost: 1/10
Overall 10/10

Troll #6
The afk troll!
All you have to do here is find an afk guy and
build a house out of obsidian around him!
Or a hard block to break.

Complicity: 2/10
Funniness: 8/10
How much the person is gonna get mad at you: 7/10
Meanness: 7/10 
Cost: 7/10
Overall 9/10

Troll #7
Suffocation!
Ever see a guy digging a long tunnel down?
Put some sand in it!
Just keep putting sand down until he suffocates!
Then go down and take his stuff!

Complicity: 1/10
Funniness: 8/10
How much the person is gonna get mad at you: 7/10
Meanness: 5/10 
Cost: 1/10
Overall 8/10

Troll #8
Flooding!
Take about 5 buckets of water or lava and then just dump them inside the victims house!
The only thing that they can do is find the source blocks and cover them up!
Unless its lava...

Complicity: 3/10
Funniness: 9/10
How much the person is gonna get mad at you: 8/10
Meanness: 8/10 
Cost: 5/10
Overall 6/10

Troll #9
Invisibility plugin!
Or mob disguise plugin!
When you have the invisibility plugin you can turn invisible, so you can place
random signs everywhere that say "Herobrine Was Here"
Or greif without them knowing!
The mob disguise plugin lets you turn into any mob, so you can sneak up on your friends as a creeper or murder them as a pig!


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xXxOwnerxXx
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July 24, 2012, 11:50 am

100th view
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kalemonkeykop
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July 14, 2012, 1:41 am

the re-texture one is genius xD
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Pocahontas1
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July 13, 2012, 10:25 am

lololololollolololololololololololololololololololololollolololloolloloollolol!
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BiIboBaggins
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July 13, 2012, 12:16 pm

glad you enjoyed it!
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Squidfather
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Expert Demolitionist
July 13, 2012, 9:46 am

I have an idea for another real-life troll to elaborate on the bike lock one. You have to lock the bikes of two random people together. If they want to get the lock off, they'll have to either:


1. One guy takes the other guys bike home


or


2. They ride home together.


 


Done it before at my school, hilarious.

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BiIboBaggins
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July 13, 2012, 12:16 pm

LOL that would be, HILARIOUS 
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ThePreciousDino
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July 13, 2012, 9:40 am

One code word:
LOL
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BiIboBaggins
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July 13, 2012, 12:17 pm

thanks :D
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mario9844
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Journeyman Cake
July 12, 2012, 1:36 pm

-.- Dude, first of all. You know MC Troll 8? "Flooding" You can block up ALL of the lava. I did it once. My bro betrayed my faction and put lava in one of my faction members house... -.-
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BiIboBaggins
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July 12, 2012, 1:37 pm

ah well thanks
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mario9844
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July 12, 2012, 1:42 pm

And by the way, sorry!

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