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Note: This is NOT an actual guide to battling ghasts. This is for entertainment purposes only.
Welcome! If your reading this, that means that you're having trouble battling ghasts. Either because it's difficult, or you're just lazy. But trust me, I understand. In this guide, i'm going to show you how to battle ghasts. If you do exactly as I tell you, you'll become a ghast battling pro!
To defeat a ghast, you need speed and good reflexes. To get good speed and reflexes, you're going to need to workout. Follow these steps:
Step 1: Cry because you'll have to get off the computer
Step 2: Get a job
Step 3: Steal money from your co-workers (Because actually working is too hard)
Step 4: Quit (If you weren't already fired)
Step 5: Use the money to buy a treadmill
Now it's time to workout! This treadmill will make you run. Running means sweat. Sweat means burning calories. Burning calories means popsicles LOL JK ASDHAUIFAHFIAUDAIHD. Burning calories means energy. Energy means speed. Now hop on that treadmill! To start working out, you have to turn the treadmill on. Turning on a treadmill is actually very complicated. Here's how you do it:
Step 1: Press the ON button
Now your running! Now you should run for a good amount of time. Let's say... hmm... how about for 6 hours? Now after those 6 hours are over, it's time to throw rocks on the treadmill! This will make it so you have to dodge all the rocks while still running. This will give you good reflexes. It will also annoy you with a bunch of people crowding around you yelling LEFT and RIGHT and JUMP and I'M HUNGRY and whatever.
What? What do you mean this is stupid? What do you mean this has nothing to do with battling ghasts? Fine then. Let's cut to the chase. To battle a ghast, you'll need a sword. Preferably a leather one. I mean diamond one! Now you know when a ghast is about to fire a fireball at you it makes a noise? A noise that sounds like MMRYAYAYA FWOOOSH!!! When you hear that sound, be ready. When the fireball is just about to hit you and you'll die and the ghast will use your portal to take over the overworld and then the real world, hit the fireball with your sword and it will go in the opposite direction hopefully hitting the ghast. Now, this only takes around 183 times until he dies. And you get 5 experience, 1 gunpowder, and 1 ghast tear if you kill him! If you get bored of that, just keep firing at the ghast with a bow. This only takes double the time it would to kill it with it's own fireballs.
What you will need:
Well, hope you enjoyed this little comedy article I made. I'll make some more if I get good feedback.
Tips:
Welcome! If your reading this, that means that you're having trouble battling ghasts. Either because it's difficult, or you're just lazy. But trust me, I understand. In this guide, i'm going to show you how to battle ghasts. If you do exactly as I tell you, you'll become a ghast battling pro!
To defeat a ghast, you need speed and good reflexes. To get good speed and reflexes, you're going to need to workout. Follow these steps:
Step 1: Cry because you'll have to get off the computer
Step 2: Get a job
Step 3: Steal money from your co-workers (Because actually working is too hard)
Step 4: Quit (If you weren't already fired)
Step 5: Use the money to buy a treadmill
Now it's time to workout! This treadmill will make you run. Running means sweat. Sweat means burning calories. Burning calories means popsicles LOL JK ASDHAUIFAHFIAUDAIHD. Burning calories means energy. Energy means speed. Now hop on that treadmill! To start working out, you have to turn the treadmill on. Turning on a treadmill is actually very complicated. Here's how you do it:
Step 1: Press the ON button
Now your running! Now you should run for a good amount of time. Let's say... hmm... how about for 6 hours? Now after those 6 hours are over, it's time to throw rocks on the treadmill! This will make it so you have to dodge all the rocks while still running. This will give you good reflexes. It will also annoy you with a bunch of people crowding around you yelling LEFT and RIGHT and JUMP and I'M HUNGRY and whatever.
What? What do you mean this is stupid? What do you mean this has nothing to do with battling ghasts? Fine then. Let's cut to the chase. To battle a ghast, you'll need a sword. Preferably a leather one. I mean diamond one! Now you know when a ghast is about to fire a fireball at you it makes a noise? A noise that sounds like MMRYAYAYA FWOOOSH!!! When you hear that sound, be ready. When the fireball is just about to hit you and you'll die and the ghast will use your portal to take over the overworld and then the real world, hit the fireball with your sword and it will go in the opposite direction hopefully hitting the ghast. Now, this only takes around 183 times until he dies. And you get 5 experience, 1 gunpowder, and 1 ghast tear if you kill him! If you get bored of that, just keep firing at the ghast with a bow. This only takes double the time it would to kill it with it's own fireballs.
What you will need:
- Sword
- Bow
- Dignity
- Armor
- Boots
- Leggings
- Pants
- Chestplate
- Shirt
- Helmet
- Cap
- Confidence
- A copy of minecraft
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- THE ABOVE BULLET IS EMPTY LOLOL
- Mouse
- Left button on the mouse
- Internet (So you can read this)
- A long list like this
- A 64 stack of steak incase you get hungry
Well, hope you enjoyed this little comedy article I made. I'll make some more if I get good feedback.
Tips:
- Get 2 treadmills
- Get a plates of waffles as well
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