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Australia Vs New Zealand! The Rivalry Between Us!

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A busy city full of pollution or Surreal landscaps and beautiful nature?

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avatar Chuck10931
Level 17 : Journeyman Unicorn
Posted 06/11/12 12:38:14 am
06/11/12
Australia!
Australia is New Zealands closest neighbor! and New Zealand would fit into Australia 28.6 times. The area of Australia is 7,617,930 square km, whilst the area of New Zealand is 268,021 square km.
Yet Australians still atempt to steal things from us! (And Fail!)

First it was the pavlova, then Phar Lap and Russell Crowe, now Australia is claiming pineapple lumps! What Next? Fish And Chips?


Now it appears Australia is trying to lay claim to the humble pineapple lump.

Australia's Sunrise TV programme offered the lollies to British boy band One Direction among a sample of Australian delicacies, alongside Vegemite and Tim Tams.

The Sunrise hosts described Pineapple Lumps as "an Aussie delicacy - in Queensland".

Band member Zayn Malik appeared less than thrilled with the confectionery, saying "it's reasonable, it's OK".

However, Australia has again wrongfully staked a claim to a Kiwi invention - created by Oamaru confectionery factory worker Charles Diver in the early 1950s.

Oamaru's Rainbow Confectionery, which took over the Regina confectionery factory where Mr Diver worked, continues to make Pineapple Chunks.

General manager Ray White says Mr Diver created the recipe for Pineapple Chunks when trying to find a use for products left over from other confectionery.

"We do export this product back to Australia so I don't see how they can claim that they're theirs," he told NZ Newswire.

Cadbury-owned Pascall also exports its Pineapple Lumps to Australia.

Meanwhile, One Direction member Niall Horan found Vegemite was not to his taste - when Sunrise gave it to him on toast he quickly spat it out into a tissue. Fair Enough it does taste kinda crappy...

Australia needs to get there own things I mean they have beautiful landscapes and nice food so dobn't steal ours!
Aussie has tried to take:
Pavalova
Kiwifruit
Pineapple Lumps
Jandals
Sheep
Russell Crowe
An Iceberg
What Next?
Will they try to sell us? Oh Wait To Late!!

An Australian man tried to auction New Zealand off over the internet, starting at just one Australian cent.

Six thousand hits and 22 bids later, New Zealand was still a real estate bargain at $3,000.

But it is a joke Foreign Minister Winston Peters could not take.

"I don't think it's fun. I think that kind of nonsensical stupidity, I'll leave to the tabloid media," he says.

The man trying to sell New Zealand, an Australian living in Brisbane, would not appear on camera but says he has been to Auckland once and did not think much of it.

But before the country could be sold off, Daniel Feiler of ebay Australia says the auction was pulled.

"We have over 1,000 trust and safety people looking at the site and key areas, and clearly New Zealand isn't for sale."

Australia Get Your Own Stuff!!


And don't even get me started on The Under Arm Incident!

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Australia needs to grow up and get there own inventions!
Score:
New Zealand: +200 (What we split the atom that at least deserves 100)
Aussie: -10

Australia and New Zealand are equal we both share the beauty we both have bustling cities full of culture and stuff to do and in, We both have awesome nature and lovely places to see but if your a Bug-a-fobe it's better sticking with New Zealand or if your scared of spiders!





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Madam_Power
Level 12
Journeyman Miner
April 8, 2013, 1:36 am

Im Nz And Aussie Are Like Stealers

Chuck10931
Level 17
Journeyman Unicorn
April 8, 2013, 11:21 am

I think that not all Aussies are bad it's just more some are real dicks and some arn't. It's like any other country there are nice people and bad people. I think the main problem with Aussie is that they are stealing all our stuff!

canopenertrooper
Level 1
New Miner
April 5, 2013, 9:19 pm

I think New Zealand is the best. Aussies are for the most part very rude, ignorant and racist : (some go to my school)

Chuck10931
Level 17
Journeyman Unicorn
April 5, 2013, 9:24 pm

Thank god someone agrees with me *HIgh Fives* For that you get the achievement of *Subscribed to you*

canopenertrooper
Level 1
New Miner
April 6, 2013, 6:57 pm

subscribe to my youtube channel not my PMC (EyreBlueCinema)

Chuck10931
Level 17
Journeyman Unicorn
April 7, 2013, 12:25 am

Yes Sir!! *Salutes*

canopenertrooper
Level 1
New Miner
April 9, 2013, 9:07 pm

lol

haydos
Level 7
Apprentice Archer
March 15, 2013, 10:56 pm

mate i completely agree im aussie too and nz isnt very different its just colder and us aussies dont just have city we have bloody country too so im with ya

guygombaa
Level 9
Apprentice Taco
October 10, 2012, 10:23 pm

I'm really offended. I'm Australian, & for starters, the description for your picture is just plain rude.


you have mountains, whoop-de-doop. So do we. We also have deserts, & forests, and the bush. And stealing Icebergs? Sheep? That's not even possible. Don't act like either of those even belong to New Zealand.


Sure, maybe some idiots tried to "steal" some food, but you are being incredibly biased & unfair. I live in a rather small town, & we have ALOT of Solar Power. So were polluted huh? Think about what all your Sheep excrement does to the air. Just THINK.


This is probablly sounding like I'm raging, but I'm just putting up a protection for my country. I mean, if your'e going to attack somebody's country, atleast be prepared to experience some resistance.


and also, Spiders? I think you mean Snakes their mate. I've seen about 30 snakes in my life. All of them in Zoo's & Shows. The worst spider I have ever encountered is a Daddy-Long Legs, which can't even hurt you. Actually, I think I found a redback in one of my old books once. But that's ONCE. And I'm 14.


And we get beautiful rain too, do you get alot of that? I wouldn't know!


Also, I'm sure NZ has tried to steal things off of us before.


And do you know how much controversy there was over that selling NZ thing? Alot. We had riots. I'm not even joking, somebody had a 3 minute or so rage on the news.


And Sunrise? Sunrise is a morning show. Once they said that Chocolate was beneficial. And that you can catch cancer from tomatoes. (Or was that 60 minutes?) You know what else we stole? Donuts. because you totally invented those, just like you did PINEAPPLES.


We stole Kiwi fruit? Who said they were yours?


 


 


Oh god, freaking jesus christ, I just ranted.

Chuck10931
Level 17
Journeyman Unicorn
October 10, 2012, 10:32 pm

Just want to point out one thing this is a joke... --_--

guygombaa
Level 9
Apprentice Taco
October 11, 2012, 11:55 am

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9999999 ........ later.....................


.............................................................Thanks for wasting my rant quota.


Still, I was just pointing out FACTS!

Snowylips
Level 34
Artisan Dragonborn
June 23, 2012, 2:54 am

You forgot, NewZealand wouldn't be functional without Australia, you are our deadbeats and drunkards. Don't make me come over there!!!!

Chuck10931
Level 17
Journeyman Unicorn
June 23, 2012, 2:57 am

How so Snowy how would we be Non-Functional without Australia??

LuisGoldacre
Site Moderator
Level 44
Master Pokemon
August 17, 2012, 8:53 pm

A. If Australia didn't exist then he wouldn't have made it to NZ


PS We don't want your damn pineapple lumps

Chuck10931
Level 17
Journeyman Unicorn
August 17, 2012, 11:07 pm

Also your a bit late and thanks 4 the XP

Chuck10931
Level 17
Journeyman Unicorn
August 17, 2012, 11:07 pm

How do you know that there is no why to tell seeing as he was a map maker and navigated using the stars it would have been totaly possible!

P.S.
The Hast eagle would would prob still exist if he didn't get there god that would be awesome!
The hast eagle that is a giant eagle that ate Moa and Humans lol

LuisGoldacre
Site Moderator
Level 44
Master Pokemon
August 17, 2012, 11:11 pm

No, Cpt. Cook's mission was to find Australia, NZ was just a happy coincidence, he would have turned around and headed back for England disappointed if Australia was never around

Chuck10931
Level 17
Journeyman Unicorn
August 18, 2012, 2:45 am

Still i like that part about the hast eagle still being around today

LOLDA
Level 46
Master Ninja
June 15, 2012, 5:35 am

GAWD New zealand looks so nice! But... I'm gonna have to go with mah home. GET OFF ME.

Snowylips
Level 34
Artisan Dragonborn
June 10, 2012, 9:01 pm

If you have an issue with Aussies, The person you're fighting is me :P Not a good choice :P

Haydox99
Level 15
Journeyman Dragon
June 30, 2012, 2:09 am

If you wanna pick a fight with us aussie's your picking a fight with me D-:

Chuck10931
Level 17
Journeyman Unicorn
June 10, 2012, 9:19 pm

Bring it on!

TuckysEatDacos
Level 7
Apprentice Dragon
June 10, 2012, 8:54 pm

Australia <3 where you can either be in the beautiful outback or be in a small town or city

dark seed
Level 4
Apprentice Architect
June 10, 2012, 8:46 pm

hahahahahaha nice!!

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