Australia Vs New Zealand! The Rivalry Between Us!
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Australia is New Zealands closest neighbor! and New Zealand would fit into Australia 28.6 times. The area of Australia is 7,617,930 square km, whilst the area of New Zealand is 268,021 square km.
Yet Australians still atempt to steal things from us! (And Fail!)
First it was the pavlova, then Phar Lap and Russell Crowe, now Australia is claiming pineapple lumps! What Next? Fish And Chips?
Now it appears Australia is trying to lay claim to the humble pineapple lump.
Australia's Sunrise TV programme offered the lollies to British boy band One Direction among a sample of Australian delicacies, alongside Vegemite and Tim Tams.
The Sunrise hosts described Pineapple Lumps as "an Aussie delicacy - in Queensland".
Band member Zayn Malik appeared less than thrilled with the confectionery, saying "it's reasonable, it's OK".
However, Australia has again wrongfully staked a claim to a Kiwi invention - created by Oamaru confectionery factory worker Charles Diver in the early 1950s.
Oamaru's Rainbow Confectionery, which took over the Regina confectionery factory where Mr Diver worked, continues to make Pineapple Chunks.
General manager Ray White says Mr Diver created the recipe for Pineapple Chunks when trying to find a use for products left over from other confectionery.
"We do export this product back to Australia so I don't see how they can claim that they're theirs," he told NZ Newswire.
Cadbury-owned Pascall also exports its Pineapple Lumps to Australia.
Meanwhile, One Direction member Niall Horan found Vegemite was not to his taste - when Sunrise gave it to him on toast he quickly spat it out into a tissue. Fair Enough it does taste kinda crappy...
Australia needs to get there own things I mean they have beautiful landscapes and nice food so dobn't steal ours!
Aussie has tried to take:
Pavalova
Kiwifruit
Pineapple Lumps
Jandals
Sheep
Russell Crowe
An Iceberg
What Next?
Will they try to sell us? Oh Wait To Late!!
An Australian man tried to auction New Zealand off over the internet, starting at just one Australian cent.
Six thousand hits and 22 bids later, New Zealand was still a real estate bargain at $3,000.
But it is a joke Foreign Minister Winston Peters could not take.
"I don't think it's fun. I think that kind of nonsensical stupidity, I'll leave to the tabloid media," he says.
The man trying to sell New Zealand, an Australian living in Brisbane, would not appear on camera but says he has been to Auckland once and did not think much of it.
But before the country could be sold off, Daniel Feiler of ebay Australia says the auction was pulled.
"We have over 1,000 trust and safety people looking at the site and key areas, and clearly New Zealand isn't for sale."
Australia Get Your Own Stuff!!
And don't even get me started on The Under Arm Incident!
Score:
New Zealand: +200 (What we split the atom that at least deserves 100)
Aussie: -10
Australia and New Zealand are equal we both share the beauty we both have bustling cities full of culture and stuff to do and in, We both have awesome nature and lovely places to see but if your a Bug-a-fobe it's better sticking with New Zealand or if your scared of spiders!
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| Tags: | Australia, New Zealand, Pavalova, Pineapple Lumps, Kiwifruit, Article |
| Credit: | New Zealand |
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October 10, 2012, 10:23 pm
I'm really offended. I'm Australian, & for starters, the description for your picture is just plain rude.
you have mountains, whoop-de-doop. So do we. We also have deserts, & forests, and the bush. And stealing Icebergs? Sheep? That's not even possible. Don't act like either of those even belong to New Zealand.
Sure, maybe some idiots tried to "steal" some food, but you are being incredibly biased & unfair. I live in a rather small town, & we have ALOT of Solar Power. So were polluted huh? Think about what all your Sheep excrement does to the air. Just THINK.
This is probablly sounding like I'm raging, but I'm just putting up a protection for my country. I mean, if your'e going to attack somebody's country, atleast be prepared to experience some resistance.
and also, Spiders? I think you mean Snakes their mate. I've seen about 30 snakes in my life. All of them in Zoo's & Shows. The worst spider I have ever encountered is a Daddy-Long Legs, which can't even hurt you. Actually, I think I found a redback in one of my old books once. But that's ONCE. And I'm 14.
And we get beautiful rain too, do you get alot of that? I wouldn't know!
Also, I'm sure NZ has tried to steal things off of us before.
And do you know how much controversy there was over that selling NZ thing? Alot. We had riots. I'm not even joking, somebody had a 3 minute or so rage on the news.
And Sunrise? Sunrise is a morning show. Once they said that Chocolate was beneficial. And that you can catch cancer from tomatoes. (Or was that 60 minutes?) You know what else we stole? Donuts. because you totally invented those, just like you did PINEAPPLES.
We stole Kiwi fruit? Who said they were yours?
Oh god, freaking jesus christ, I just ranted.
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.............................................................Thanks for wasting my rant quota.
Still, I was just pointing out FACTS!
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August 17, 2012, 8:53 pm
PS We don't want your damn pineapple lumps
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P.S.
The Hast eagle would would prob still exist if he didn't get there god that would be awesome!
The hast eagle that is a giant eagle that ate Moa and Humans lol
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June 30, 2012, 2:09 am
If you wanna pick a fight with us aussie's your picking a fight with me D-:
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