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CHEAP RIP OFF!

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Level 16 : Journeyman Scribe
Posted 08/14/12 6:00:27 pm
08/14/12
Steve was off looking for a mushroom island(so he can get high) and as he was traveling he stumbled upon this village Steve just happened to be carrying 13 emeralds(AWESOME COINCIDENCE). He saw that the blacksmith wanted 13 emeralds for a diamond sword(Because what else could he do with diamonds). He was so jolly that he wanted to see what else the villager had to offer. The blacksmith said he needed diamonds, and Steve had some diamonds on him(to get some SHRO0MZ). He asked what the offer was and the blacksmith said...................
                                                                5 diamonds for 1 emerald
So outraged with this Steve killed every last villager in sight and stole their infinite emerald supply. Steve is now a rich king, with his little minions(that don't do much) and you should run from him because he will enslave you(or kill you).

     It has appeared that this is my most famous post so far. Don't trade with villagers people. Just don't.

If you ever thought this was good, give a diamond to Steve so he can calm down. 5 Diamonds= 1 emerald.
(Steve is yelling at me in the background....)

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2012-08-08 01:23:46
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SlipB
Level 32
Artisan Scribe
May 4, 2013, 5:04 am

Nice and humourous. I enjoyed it :P

[Set 46] [Give 51]
Level 16
Journeyman Scribe
February 27, 2013, 3:30 am

That's 5 outta 13! 39 more diamonds to go!

luckyboy22
Level 1
New Mage
February 14, 2013, 12:28 pm

Ur blogs are retarded.... Thats why they are funny!

[Set 46] [Give 51]
Level 16
Journeyman Scribe
February 14, 2013, 4:06 pm

MeiRetard

luckyboy22
Level 1
New Mage
February 15, 2013, 2:39 pm

LOL

[Set 46] [Give 51]
Level 16
Journeyman Scribe
August 14, 2012, 5:31 pm

I'm  thinking.... but maybe if this gets 5 diamonds.... Steve wont be mad anymore.......Just a thought!

Jaceon
Level 1
New Explorer
August 22, 2012, 1:57 pm

gave the fifth diamond :P

[Set 46] [Give 51]
Level 16
Journeyman Scribe
August 22, 2012, 2:06 pm

I talked to Steve and tried to give him the diamonds, and he refused since he went mad with power, and he chased me......... he was high on shroomz at the moment, so I easily outran him.
Sorry for the waste of that diamond..... =/

Jaceon
Level 1
New Explorer
August 23, 2012, 5:10 pm

;-;

Haasman29
Level 16
Journeyman Mountaineer
August 14, 2012, 5:29 pm

Ha! lol

mattman53
Level 31
Artisan Dwarf
August 14, 2012, 2:05 pm

Aggreed.

[Set 46] [Give 51]
Level 16
Journeyman Scribe
August 14, 2012, 5:16 pm

Yup

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