Drunk Steve
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Age: 11+
Once there was a user called Steve and he got the beer mod and got a little drunk.
Chapter 1
Where the hell am I?
Steve: Hey u wooly thing.
Sheep: ?
Steve: Yea u, i licked ur mum
Sheep: !!!
Steve: Hey sausage, where am i?
Pig: NOOB ALERT!!
Steve: nomnom
Steve:Ooh a leather mum
Cow: !!!!
*Steve sux on cow milk*
Steve: Be pantient baby cow, you will get ur milk soon in about..... ur mum.
*Baby cow falls off cliff*
Steve: Imma done
Steve: This beer is good!!
Chapter 2
Don't let Steve get SDK's gun mod
Steve:I got a mod
Steve: Ooh wat does this do.
CABOOM!
Villager: C'mon kids lets leave this town and head away from this man!
Steve: A drink i have in my hand (Grenade)
Steve: This taste good
(Respawn)
Steve: Crap
Wolf: Woof
Steve: Ur so ugly, i can't believe my eyes, it's so damn ugly!!!!!!!!
Wolf: Grrrr!
*Shoots wolf*
Steve: Suck it up doggy.
Chapter 3
Drunk Steve VS Herobrine
Steve: Sup johny sunshine
Herobrine: ?
Steve: How come u only scare people when u do nothing, like seriosly trying to stalk them or something?
Herobrine: Say goodbye to ur life in this world
Steve: Bye world, u are gonna get screwed by this noob.
(7 hours later)
Steve: Hey Johny Sunshine
Herobrine: What!!
Steve: I got the Herobrine mod
Herobrine: So there is gonna be another me
Steve: Lets see
Steve: Should i use fire charge or flint and steel
Herobrine: dont make another me please
Steve: But you'll be like a married couple.
Herobrine: WTH!!!!
Steve: PONY JOY RIDE, lolololololol!!!!
Herobrine: ?
Steve: Ur mum is my mum, lolololololol!!!
Herobrine: Now it is getting a bit persnal
Steve: Hey pig, johny 2 shoes here picks his nose when he goes mining
Pig: OMG!!!!!!
Herobrine: !!!!!!!
Steve: Hey cow he eats steak
Herobrine: oh no
*Cow stabs horns into Herobrine*
Herobrine: Ow, time to get my iron sword out!!!
(dum dum dummm)
Steve: I killed my self
(Respawn)
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