Hello. Here are some funny fake minecraft tutorial stories. Do them to your friends, siblings, ect.

#1: Portal to the After Life. First, kill the Ender Dragon and get the egg. Then, get the nether star. Build a roofless 3x3x3 tnt cube, and put the egg in the middle of it. Then, pour lava on the egg. When the tnt lights, throw the nether star in the lava. After that, jump into the lava and enjoy the ride!

#2: Dream Potion: Get as stack of diamonds and five emeralds. Throw them into an empty cauldron, then fill it full of water. Take out half the water, then throw in a used resistance bottle. Wait 5 minutes, then die in lava. Your head should become green when at -57 72 -563. Place a piece of redstone there, than sleep. Dream away!

#3: Drunk Pig: Go to -220 7 85 and eat a cake. At ground level, place 12 dirt blocks in a tower, and jump off of it. Glide south with an elytra as far as possible, then spawn a pig where you land. It's drunk!