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Doooomguy
Level 41 : Master Pony
Hi Planet Minecraft! This is my 100% fool proof, tried and tested guide how to become a mod or an admin on PMC!
Following my own advice, I have been asked to be a moderator or admin on this site by Cyprezz himself, many, many times, but I have always said no because I am just too modest. And handsome.
But now, I will share my secrets and wisdom with you in order for all of you good people to become mods. Have fun.

1. Beg, beg beg! The mods LOVE it when you do that. Just keep spamming every thread they post on, and infinitely send them PM's. Though I'm sure you already knew this, it is pretty obvious to be honest.

2. Be immature. As I am twelve years old, I am pretty immature (and don't forget awesome...in my opinion anyway), so this step is pretty easy for me. I mean, I bet Forum Troll has been asked to be moderator lots of times, but nice, helpful people, like...I don't know, WolfOfDoom, will never become a moderator. I'm sorry, it's just the true facts. Bro. EDIT: Oh, it turns out WolfOfDoom DID become a site moderator. Who knew. Though it's kind of sad, the way the moderators are actually picking GOOD people for the job. Someone needs to beat some sense in to those mods. Especially that Cyprezz.

3. Don't respect the rules. Ok, seriously, this one is just so obvious, that it's somehow more obvious then begging, (and begging is pretty obvious) so I won't even tell you how to do this. Disrespect the rules. How hard could that be?

4. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Gotta go to space, yeah gotta go to space.

6. Always read the New York times. Speaking of which, have you noticed that there is no number five? Bet you didn't!

5. Now there's a number five! Ok, where were we...oh yes, moderators. Cyprezz is a big, fat liar. He always says "We don't need any more moderators right now, we are fully staffed." or some deceptive thing like that. Well my friends, THE CAKE IS A LIE! Cyprezz only says that so you all stop messaging him about being a moderator, even though that is exactly how you become one! Cyprezz obviously has no friends. What a mean little person. Wouldn't you agree?

7. And for the last, final, and greatest step towards your success of moderating:
Make a crappy blog about how to become a moderator in seven easy steps, even though there are technically only five steps.

5dI6mPDCqEo


Ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much.


(If you found this blog helpful or funny, which I'm sure you all didn't, then could you please give me a diamond? Also, I know this isn't really a troll, as this is blatantly obvious it is fake, but meh, enjoy the troll music!)
Tags:Tutorial, Troll, Epic, Fail, Music

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  • freechat
  • Level 6
  • Apprentice Engineer
  • July 16, 2014, 9:58 am
Lies. XD
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Is this sarcasm or just ironic? I don't get it
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  • Tylanmoran
  • Level 26
  • Expert Creeper
  • January 20, 2014, 3:38 am
I new that was going to happen!
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  • diamondfruit
  • Level 12
  • Journeyman Dragon
  • August 2, 2013, 4:26 pm
this is how to get banned >_<
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nice
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  • sal__c
  • Level 4
  • Apprentice Warrior
  • June 27, 2013, 4:53 pm
good troll
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wonderfull troll diamond for you
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  • Woodstockk
  • Level 36
  • Artisan Nerd
  • June 7, 2013, 4:51 am
funnylol
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  • Gaara406
  • Level 19
  • Journeyman Ninja
  • May 16, 2013, 10:25 am
GG ^^
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i work for CTU :P
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haha nice one XD
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  • wood_elf
  • Level 1
  • New Explorer
  • March 8, 2013, 2:38 pm
so why arnt you one?
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I love the song xD
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  • dawgt_11
  • Level 1
  • New Miner
  • January 1, 2013, 8:38 pm
i hate you
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  • cuteygirl
  • Level 1
  • New Miner
  • December 30, 2012, 1:06 am
dood in all respect a person of the cupcake kingdom can give I RE S P E CT you. and thats rare youcan even ask my ....oh i ate him.....nevermind
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  • The_Wise_Wolf
  • Level 3
  • Apprentice Artist
  • November 26, 2012, 3:41 pm
I blame paril for this being a troll blog.
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  • nekrasovsky
  • Level 1
  • New Explorer
  • November 13, 2012, 11:20 am
I listened to the troll song five times.
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  • dgmindcraft
  • Level 8
  • Apprentice Architect
  • November 1, 2012, 3:19 pm
well..... i am reporting you to paril
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  • Danny200013
  • Level 18
  • Journeyman Artist
  • November 6, 2012, 11:45 am
wow, your the gayest person i've ever met because everything in this is not true, it's just a joke to make you think it's true. there is no possible way paril will remove this post, also it's giving a point not to make pointless blogs that give false facts. you, my boy, have been trolled. *claps*
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  • LivingEntity
  • Level 21
  • Expert Architect
  • October 18, 2012, 6:05 am
ermahgerd sub4sub pl0x
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  • AllstarBrose
  • Level 28
  • Expert Artist
  • September 12, 2012, 5:38 am
Dees werkd 4 meh! I ahm teh websittes' neu admeen! Thankz 4 le teeps!
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if it worked why you ain't 1
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  • vasil7112
  • Level 47
  • Master Modder
  • September 24, 2012, 6:01 am
Cause you've trolled:)
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ik but it's still weird upload a trolling blog
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Thank You for the helpful tips, I shall now become a Moderator XD
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if yur level 1 nope
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  • Burnouthero77
  • Level 2
  • Apprentice Crafter
  • August 22, 2012, 6:57 am
Well Great Thinking But Im not Sure i wanna be banned from planet minecraft :L
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  • creepinalong
  • Level 36
  • Artisan Creeper Hugger
  • August 15, 2012, 6:07 pm
i knew it was fake from Beg beg beg xD
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  • SolidGhost
  • Level 11
  • Journeyman Skinner
  • August 13, 2012, 3:13 pm
zaphod you troll
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  • ZaphodX
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 73
  • Legendary Warrior
  • August 1, 2012, 12:44 am
Temporarily disabled the submission. Changes are required. Reason: Update Log Abuse
Don't abuse the update log. It is meant for major updates to the submission, not to simply bump your submission. Thanks.
Submission Rules
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  • Doooomguy
  • Level 41
  • Master Pony
  • August 1, 2012, 2:19 am
I wasn't trying to bump it to make it more popular or anything, I was just making some changes to it and decided to put it in the update log. Anyway I'll try not to do it again... though I don't really go on PMC that much nowadays :P
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  • ZaphodX
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 73
  • Legendary Warrior
  • August 1, 2012, 2:27 am
Almost all of the updates are spam bumps. 'I got on the popular reel' 'I changed one word' 'I fixed a small mistake' are clearly not major updates.
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  • Doooomguy
  • Level 41
  • Master Pony
  • August 1, 2012, 11:01 pm
Okay, deleted all the updates.
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  • a7wrootbeer
  • Level 39
  • Artisan Dragon
  • June 12, 2012, 3:29 pm
Diamond for epic troll music :3
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  • LightofDeath
  • Level 37
  • Artisan Electrician
  • May 7, 2012, 9:44 pm
Hi again! This time, to honor this epic blog, about servers!
http://www.planetminecraft.com/blog/how-to-get-easy-op-on-servers-in-5-steps-100-true/
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  • Doooomguy
  • Level 41
  • Master Pony
  • May 8, 2012, 6:00 am
I just checked it out, it's epic!
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IT WORKED!
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It did? You are Level 1 "new miner", not a moderator...................
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  • XoXoAwesome
  • Level 23
  • Expert Ninja
  • May 4, 2012, 6:04 am
LOL the video
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  • deadman
  • Level 37
  • Artisan Blockhead
  • May 4, 2012, 12:44 am
Lol already when i readed 1 i thinked this was a to NOt become mod or admin
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Omgawsh I thought you were serious I'm soooo glad I didn't do it before asking if you were serious! ROFLMHO! XD

-Squishy <3
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  • CommanderNZ
  • Level 28
  • Expert Modder
  • May 2, 2012, 4:40 pm
"The mods LOVE it when you that."
"The mods LOVE it when do you that."
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  • LightofDeath
  • Level 37
  • Artisan Electrician
  • May 7, 2012, 9:45 pm
[size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)]"The mods [/color][/size][size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)]LOVE [/color][/size][size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)]it when you that."[/color][/size]
[size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)]"The mods [/color][/size][size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)]LOVE [/color][/size][size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)]it when [/color][/size]do[size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)] you that."
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  • SolidGhost
  • Level 11
  • Journeyman Skinner
  • August 13, 2012, 3:14 pm
[size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)]"The mods [/color][/size][size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)]LOVE [/color][/size][size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)]it when you that."[/color][/size]
[size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)]"The mods [/color][/size][size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)]LOVE [/color][/size][size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)]it when [/color][/size]do[size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)] you that."
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  • CommanderNZ
  • Level 28
  • Expert Modder
  • May 7, 2012, 10:20 pm
oh shit, lol.
Now how did I mess up my correct. I failed.
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  • YapaYapKILL
  • Level 1
  • New Dragonborn
  • May 2, 2012, 4:16 pm
Your wrong. I tried this and got banned for 2 days

;3
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  • EpicHero
  • Level 5
  • Apprentice Miner
  • May 2, 2012, 4:34 pm
lol
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  • snowie525
  • Level 20
  • Expert Archer
  • May 2, 2012, 3:41 pm
it is funny how the age for minecraft is around 9 to 12. but there is people out there that are 30 who play minecraft!!. me? im 15. anyway, i liked this blog, and a diamond.
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  • BNRbirdie
  • Level 3
  • Apprentice Farmer
  • May 2, 2012, 2:55 pm
lol u r anoying little ******
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  • 098v
  • Level 7
  • Apprentice Pony
  • May 2, 2012, 1:10 pm
Thank you I've learned soo much now to try 'em out! :D

+1 for the help :DD
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  • fox_news
  • Level 57
  • Grandmaster Programmer
  • May 2, 2012, 3:00 pm
*facepalm*
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  • 098v
  • Level 7
  • Apprentice Pony
  • May 2, 2012, 5:20 pm
Whatever was that for my good sir?
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  • fox_news
  • Level 57
  • Grandmaster Programmer
  • May 2, 2012, 5:40 pm
you want to do the OPPOSITE of what he told you to do since he said he was trolling at the end of the post.
only bad things can come from what he told you
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  • 098v
  • Level 7
  • Apprentice Pony
  • May 3, 2012, 9:17 am
I was joking dude calm down =_=
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lol found it funny diamond
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  • Zeranny
  • Site Moderator
  • Level 43
  • Master Blob
  • May 2, 2012, 12:11 pm
Step 1: Technically I asked once way back before we had mods, so yes - begging :D
Step 2: I wear pink knitted pig hats from mamma Carole.
Step 3: Spamming ponies.
Step 4: Pink subspace.
Step 5: We never need mods, Cyprezz is just lonely and sometimes wants more friends.
Step 6: K
Step 7: I would if I weren't lazy
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  • Doooomguy
  • Level 41
  • Master Pony
  • May 2, 2012, 11:43 am
[size=10pt][color=rgb(37,37,37)]Oh, it turns out WolfOfDoom DID become a site moderator. Who knew. Though it's kind of sad, the way the moderators are actually picking GOOD people for the job. They need some sense beaten in to them. [/color][/size][color=rgb(37,37,37)]Especially[/color][size=10pt][color=rgb(37,37,37)] that Cyprezz.[/color][/size]
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  • ItsBill
  • Level 32
  • Artisan Goblin
  • May 2, 2012, 11:58 am
Maybe this very blog had something to do with it?
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  • Doooomguy
  • Level 41
  • Master Pony
  • May 3, 2012, 6:55 am
Now that I think of it, I did send her a link to this...hmmmm...
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  • oferrall
  • Level 19
  • Journeyman Ninja
  • May 2, 2012, 10:16 am
Seems legit.
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  • Dranzer98
  • Level 49
  • Master Technomancer
  • May 2, 2012, 7:22 am
i knew it was a troll but so amusing reading something like this cause i can just imagen the ammount of 8 year olds thinking theyll get mod after reading this xD
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I know right:D
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lol
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  • Avalanche_Ali
  • Site Moderator
  • Level 70
  • Legendary Architect
  • May 2, 2012, 5:53 am
nice blog... i followed all the steps =P
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  • Toxicate
  • Level 1
  • New Miner
  • October 3, 2013, 8:48 pm
xD
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XD
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  • Doooomguy
  • Level 41
  • Master Pony
  • May 2, 2012, 6:08 am
See! Here is living proof that my guide works!
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  • Keepsmiling
  • Level 33
  • Artisan Cake
  • May 2, 2012, 5:48 am
I did this and it worked!!!1 1111!!1!!!!! amasig turoial1!!+1!24Ã §!Ã §

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dI6mPDCqEo&feature=player_embedded
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