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How to become a Planet Minecraft moderator in 7 EASY steps!

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Doooomguy
Level 40 : Master Pony
Hi Planet Minecraft! This is my 100% fool proof, tried and tested guide how to become a mod or an admin on PMC!
Following my own advice, I have been asked to be a moderator or admin on this site by Cyprezz himself, many, many times, but I have always said no because I am just too modest. And handsome.
But now, I will share my secrets and wisdom with you in order for all of you good people to become mods. Have fun.

1. Beg, beg beg! The mods LOVE it when you do that. Just keep spamming every thread they post on, and infinitely send them PM's. Though I'm sure you already knew this, it is pretty obvious to be honest.

2. Be immature. As I am twelve years old, I am pretty immature (and don't forget awesome...in my opinion anyway), so this step is pretty easy for me. I mean, I bet Forum Troll has been asked to be moderator lots of times, but nice, helpful people, like...I don't know, WolfOfDoom, will never become a moderator. I'm sorry, it's just the true facts. Bro. EDIT: Oh, it turns out WolfOfDoom DID become a site moderator. Who knew. Though it's kind of sad, the way the moderators are actually picking GOOD people for the job. Someone needs to beat some sense in to those mods. Especially that Cyprezz.

3. Don't respect the rules. Ok, seriously, this one is just so obvious, that it's somehow more obvious then begging, (and begging is pretty obvious) so I won't even tell you how to do this. Disrespect the rules. How hard could that be?

4. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Gotta go to space, yeah gotta go to space.

6. Always read the New York times. Speaking of which, have you noticed that there is no number five? Bet you didn't!

5. Now there's a number five! Ok, where were we...oh yes, moderators. Cyprezz is a big, fat liar. He always says "We don't need any more moderators right now, we are fully staffed." or some deceptive thing like that. Well my friends, THE CAKE IS A LIE! Cyprezz only says that so you all stop messaging him about being a moderator, even though that is exactly how you become one! Cyprezz obviously has no friends. What a mean little person. Wouldn't you agree?

7. And for the last, final, and greatest step towards your success of moderating:
Make a crappy blog about how to become a moderator in seven easy steps, even though there are technically only five steps.

5dI6mPDCqEo


Ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much.


(If you found this blog helpful or funny, which I'm sure you all didn't, then could you please give me a diamond? Also, I know this isn't really a troll, as this is blatantly obvious it is fake, but meh, enjoy the troll music!)
Tags:Tutorial, Troll, Epic, Fail, Music

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Tylanmoran
Level 25
Expert Creeper
January 20, 2014, 3:38 am

I new that was going to happen!

diamondfruit
Level 10
Journeyman Dragon
August 2, 2013, 4:26 pm

this is how to get banned >_<

checkeredmine
Level 24
Expert Pirate
July 21, 2013, 2:28 pm

nice

sal__c
Level 3
Apprentice Warrior
June 27, 2013, 4:53 pm

good troll

MayuriYandere
Level 44
Master Pixel Painter
June 16, 2013, 8:01 am

wonderfull troll diamond for you

Woodstockk
Level 35
Artisan Fox
June 7, 2013, 4:51 am

funnylol

Gaara406
Level 16
Journeyman Ninja
May 16, 2013, 10:25 am

GG ^^

rincisqwe311
Level 1
New Miner
May 6, 2013, 7:19 pm

i work for CTU :P

LisaTheKitten3
Level 19
Journeyman Artist
April 12, 2013, 2:11 pm

haha nice one XD

wood_elf
Level 1
New Explorer
March 8, 2013, 2:38 pm

so why arnt you one?

ScorchingWaffle
Level 19
Journeyman Taco
January 28, 2013, 7:22 am

I love the song xD

dawgt_11
Level 1
New Miner
January 1, 2013, 8:38 pm

i hate you

cuteygirl
Level 1
New Miner
December 30, 2012, 1:06 am

dood in all respect a person of the cupcake kingdom can give I RE S P E CT you. and thats rare youcan even ask my ....oh i ate him.....nevermind

The_Wise_Wolf
Level 3
Apprentice Artist
November 26, 2012, 3:41 pm

I blame paril for this being a troll blog.

nekrasovsky
Level 1
New Explorer
November 13, 2012, 11:20 am

I listened to the troll song five times.

dgmindcraft
Level 8
Apprentice Architect
November 1, 2012, 3:19 pm

well..... i am reporting you to paril

Danny200013
Level 25
Expert Artist
November 6, 2012, 11:45 am

wow, your the gayest person i've ever met because everything in this is not true, it's just a joke to make you think it's true. there is no possible way paril will remove this post, also it's giving a point not to make pointless blogs that give false facts. you, my boy, have been trolled. *claps*

LivingEntity
Level 20
Expert Architect
October 18, 2012, 6:05 am

ermahgerd sub4sub pl0x

AllstarBrose
Level 27
Expert Artist
September 12, 2012, 5:38 am

Dees werkd 4 meh! I ahm teh websittes' neu admeen! Thankz 4 le teeps!

minecraftworkers
Level 37
Artisan Zombie
August 30, 2012, 8:43 am

if it worked why you ain't 1

vasil7112
Level 46
Master Modder
September 24, 2012, 6:01 am

Cause you've trolled:)

minecraftworkers
Level 37
Artisan Zombie
September 24, 2012, 6:05 am

ik but it's still weird upload a trolling blog

angrysalamence
Level 17
Journeyman Unicorn
August 23, 2012, 9:23 am

Thank You for the helpful tips, I shall now become a Moderator XD

minecraftworkers
Level 37
Artisan Zombie
August 30, 2012, 8:41 am

if yur level 1 nope

Burnouthero77
Level 2
Apprentice Crafter
August 22, 2012, 6:57 am

Well Great Thinking But Im not Sure i wanna be banned from planet minecraft :L

creepinalong
Level 35
Artisan Creeper Hugger
August 15, 2012, 6:07 pm

i knew it was fake from Beg beg beg xD

SolidGhost
Level 10
Journeyman Skinner
August 13, 2012, 3:13 pm

zaphod you troll

ZaphodX
Retired Moderator
Level 72
Legendary Warrior
August 1, 2012, 12:44 am

Temporarily disabled the submission. Changes are required. Reason: Update Log Abuse
Don't abuse the update log. It is meant for major updates to the submission, not to simply bump your submission. Thanks.
Submission Rules

Doooomguy
Level 40
Master Pony
August 1, 2012, 2:19 am

I wasn't trying to bump it to make it more popular or anything, I was just making some changes to it and decided to put it in the update log. Anyway I'll try not to do it again... though I don't really go on PMC that much nowadays :P

ZaphodX
Retired Moderator
Level 72
Legendary Warrior
August 1, 2012, 2:27 am

Almost all of the updates are spam bumps. 'I got on the popular reel' 'I changed one word' 'I fixed a small mistake' are clearly not major updates.

Doooomguy
Level 40
Master Pony
August 1, 2012, 11:01 pm

Okay, deleted all the updates.

a7wrootbeer
Level 36
Artisan Dragon
June 12, 2012, 3:29 pm

Diamond for epic troll music :3

LightofDeath
Level 35
Artisan Herobrine
May 7, 2012, 9:44 pm

Hi again! This time, to honor this epic blog, about servers!
http://www.planetminecraft.com/blog/how-to-get-easy-op-on-servers-in-5-steps-100-true/

Doooomguy
Level 40
Master Pony
May 8, 2012, 6:00 am

I just checked it out, it's epic!

DankestM112
Level 1
New Miner
May 4, 2012, 7:18 am

IT WORKED!

PhoenixStar117
Level 41
Master Dragon
May 26, 2012, 7:08 pm

It did? You are Level 1 "new miner", not a moderator...................

XoXoAwesome
Level 11
Journeyman Zombie
May 4, 2012, 6:04 am

LOL the video

deadman
Level 34
Artisan Blockhead
May 4, 2012, 12:44 am

Lol already when i readed 1 i thinked this was a to NOt become mod or admin

SquishyZaUltra
Level 41
Master Pirate
May 2, 2012, 6:01 pm

Omgawsh I thought you were serious I'm soooo glad I didn't do it before asking if you were serious! ROFLMHO! XD

-Squishy <3

CommanderNZ
Level 27
Expert Modder
May 2, 2012, 4:40 pm

"The mods LOVE it when you that."
"The mods LOVE it when do you that."

LightofDeath
Level 35
Artisan Herobrine
May 7, 2012, 9:45 pm

[size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)]"The mods [/color][/size][size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)]LOVE [/color][/size][size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)]it when you that."[/color][/size]
[size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)]"The mods [/color][/size][size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)]LOVE [/color][/size][size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)]it when [/color][/size]do[size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)] you that."
[/color][/size][size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)]"The mods [/color][/size][size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)]LOVE [/color][/size][size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)]it when you [/color][/size]do [size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)]that."[/color][/size]

SolidGhost
Level 10
Journeyman Skinner
August 13, 2012, 3:14 pm

[size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)]"The mods [/color][/size][size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)]LOVE [/color][/size][size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)]it when you that."[/color][/size]
[size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)]"The mods [/color][/size][size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)]LOVE [/color][/size][size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)]it when [/color][/size]do[size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)] you that."
[/color][/size][size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)]"The mods [/color][/size][size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)]LOVE [/color][/size][size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)]it when you [/color][/size]do [size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)]that."[/color][/size]

CommanderNZ
Level 27
Expert Modder
May 7, 2012, 10:20 pm

oh shit, lol.
Now how did I mess up my correct. I failed.

YapaYapKILL
Level 1
New Dragonborn
May 2, 2012, 4:16 pm

Your wrong. I tried this and got banned for 2 days

;3

EpicHero
Level 4
Apprentice Miner
May 2, 2012, 4:34 pm

lol

snowie525
Level 19
Journeyman Archer
May 2, 2012, 3:41 pm

it is funny how the age for minecraft is around 9 to 12. but there is people out there that are 30 who play minecraft!!. me? im 15. anyway, i liked this blog, and a diamond.

BNRbirdie
Level 3
Apprentice Farmer
May 2, 2012, 2:55 pm

lol u r anoying little ******

098v
Level 7
Apprentice Pony
May 2, 2012, 1:10 pm

Thank you I've learned soo much now to try 'em out! :D

+1 for the help :DD

fox_news
Level 56
Grandmaster Programmer
May 2, 2012, 3:00 pm

*facepalm*

098v
Level 7
Apprentice Pony
May 2, 2012, 5:20 pm

Whatever was that for my good sir?

fox_news
Level 56
Grandmaster Programmer
May 2, 2012, 5:40 pm

you want to do the OPPOSITE of what he told you to do since he said he was trolling at the end of the post.
only bad things can come from what he told you

098v
Level 7
Apprentice Pony
May 3, 2012, 9:17 am

I was joking dude calm down =_=

TheAlmightyLemon
Level 24
Expert Dragonborn
May 2, 2012, 12:58 pm

lol found it funny diamond

Zeranny
Site Moderator
Level 43
Master Blob
May 2, 2012, 12:11 pm

Step 1: Technically I asked once way back before we had mods, so yes - begging :D
Step 2: I wear pink knitted pig hats from mamma Carole.
Step 3: Spamming ponies.
Step 4: Pink subspace.
Step 5: We never need mods, Cyprezz is just lonely and sometimes wants more friends.
Step 6: K
Step 7: I would if I weren't lazy

Doooomguy
Level 40
Master Pony
May 2, 2012, 11:43 am

[size=10pt][color=rgb(37,37,37)]Oh, it turns out WolfOfDoom DID become a site moderator. Who knew. Though it's kind of sad, the way the moderators are actually picking GOOD people for the job. They need some sense beaten in to them. [/color][/size][color=rgb(37,37,37)]Especially[/color][size=10pt][color=rgb(37,37,37)] that Cyprezz.[/color][/size]

ItsBill
Level 31
Artisan Goblin
May 2, 2012, 11:58 am

Maybe this very blog had something to do with it?

Doooomguy
Level 40
Master Pony
May 3, 2012, 6:55 am

Now that I think of it, I did send her a link to this...hmmmm...

oferrall
Level 17
Journeyman Ninja
May 2, 2012, 10:16 am

Seems legit.

Dranzer98
Level 48
Master Technomancer
May 2, 2012, 7:22 am

i knew it was a troll but so amusing reading something like this cause i can just imagen the ammount of 8 year olds thinking theyll get mod after reading this xD

Minecrafter909
Level 1
New Explorer
May 2, 2012, 12:11 pm

I know right:D

Superior Minecraft
Level 15
Journeyman Ninja
May 2, 2012, 6:04 am

lol

Avalanche_Ali
Site Moderator
Level 69
High Grandmaster Architect
May 2, 2012, 5:53 am

nice blog... i followed all the steps =P

Toxicate
Level 1
New Miner
October 3, 2013, 8:48 pm

xD

xI_JoNeZz_Ix
Level 19
Journeyman Narwhal
May 2, 2012, 6:53 am

XD

Doooomguy
Level 40
Master Pony
May 2, 2012, 6:08 am

See! Here is living proof that my guide works!

Keepsmiling
Level 32
Artisan Cake
May 2, 2012, 5:48 am

I did this and it worked!!!1 1111!!1!!!!! amasig turoial1!!+1!24Ã §!Ã §

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dI6mPDCqEo&feature=player_embedded

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