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How To Deal With Trolls. [From an Ex-Troll]

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Level 18 : Journeyman Pokemon
Posted 09/23/12 9:46:21 pm , last updated: 09/27/12 6:30:28 pm
09/23/12
Hello everybody I'm back with another blog! I, once being a Troll myself, am not supporting nor ranting about Trolls.

What is a Troll?

A troll is a person who enjoys making fun of innocent people on the internet. They purposely try to infuriate people to get a good laugh out of them. It is fun trust me, but not for their victims. There are several trolls. Some on minecraft like aVo (Griefing, a type of Trolling) or MinnesotaBurns (And XBox Troll). Here's an example in the simplest form of Trolling.

*Trollinski joined the game
*Victimized joined the game
Victimized: Want to have a friendly, 1 vs 1 PvP battle?
Trollinski: Sure thing bro, haven't played in a while!
*Trollinski used Fly hacks, No-clip, speed hacks, and God Mode to kill Victimized.
*Trollinski took all of Victimized valuable items!
Victimized: WTF can I at least have my diamond sword back?
Trollinski: Naw I think I'll just sell it instead.
Victimized: PLEASE WAIT!
*Trollinski has sold a DiamondSword for 500G
Victimized: WHAT THE HELL I WORKED HARD FOR THAT YOU STUPID B**** C*** F*****
Trollinski: You mad Bro?
Victimized: YOU M*****F***** OFCOURSE I AM F****** MAD YOU RETARD
*Victimized banned [Cursing, Cap lock]

That is the simplest form of trolling. The common "Troll Face" would be used here.

What not to say.

There are several, horrible, disgraceful, comebacks I have seen in the days when I was a Troll. Here are a few examples
-That was weak
-If a friend, I'd never do that to you
-Lame
-That was stupid
-Your mother
-Retards these days.
-How immature
etc.
We aren't stupid and we do have comebacks! 
"That was weak? So is your argument, which is no longer valid"
"If a friend? We aren't f****** friends. Dumb***"
"Do you know what else is lame? Your builds, it's horrible! I mean a tower? more like a giant P****"
"I'm not stupid, infact I'm a strait A student!"
"My mother is DEAD you ***hole"
"Yes, retards like you spoil the community!"
"Immaturity levels are high, yes. You're one of the biggest examples of this phenomenon."

Conclusion: JUST IGNORE THE TROLLS! It's as simple as that. Don't try fighting someone who has won many,many arguments. It's not worth it and it'll end up hurting yourself.

Sincerely,
~Kazoto

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jl70l7u
Level 37
Artisan Pixel Painter
November 3, 2012, 11:10 am

PiperSticker
Level 18
Journeyman Dragonborn
October 1, 2012, 4:36 pm

Minnesota Burns, does indeed troll BUT, he bans hackers while he does it.(Reports them)
So its beneficial. 
Plus most of them time he's only trolling the hackers that make you're gaming experience unhappy. 

Kazoto
Level 18
Journeyman Pokemon
October 1, 2012, 5:43 pm

MinnestotaBurns trolls kids as well. he uses Scuf controllers (Allowed) and turns it to headshots only. Not hacks

Xamboldore
Level 17
Journeyman Scribe
October 1, 2012, 1:27 pm

*Straight A student ;) Nice blog, but I have won every argument against any server troll. :) They end up ragequitting.

Kazoto
Level 18
Journeyman Pokemon
October 1, 2012, 1:29 pm

I win every arguement as a troll xD. 

cherrysm
Level 28
Expert Creeper Hugger
September 29, 2012, 4:53 pm

lol i troll the trolls sometimes

Dragonfly3D
Level 16
Journeyman Dragonborn
September 25, 2012, 5:05 pm

i'm aren't stupid.. that troll has nice grammar:P

Kazoto
Level 18
Journeyman Pokemon
September 29, 2012, 3:36 pm

I was literally looking for that error for 2 days xD. Finally found it

Tutto200
Level 28
Expert Mage
September 24, 2012, 11:39 pm

Lol
These are realy good ways for anti trolling but to tell you the truth tolling is Sooooo fun.
But I would never be a troll that griefs servers caus thats just uncool.
+diamond from me ;)

Kazoto
Level 18
Journeyman Pokemon
September 25, 2012, 12:24 pm

'Tis fun lol

Socky_Block
Level 4
Apprentice Ranger
September 25, 2012, 12:25 pm

Yes 'tis

Haasman29
Level 16
Journeyman Mountaineer
September 24, 2012, 3:30 pm

Troll (I forgot his name): Hey Haas, wanna survive with me?

Me: Sure, why not?

Troll: follow me to my house and we'll be neighbors! :)

Follows Troll to his house.

Me: cool house.

Troll: Thnx bro, here's some wood and cobble for a small-ish house.

Me: Thnx! :D

Me: x Builds House x

Troll: Not bad. Haas, can you go searching for pumpkins?

Me: What for?

Troll: We need iron golems to protect us from mobs. What else?

Me: x Goes searching for pumpkins x 30 mins later.....

Me: I cant find any. :(

Troll: Darn, just type /home and meet me outside.

Me: x types /home and proceeds to the door x

x steps on tripwire x

Troll: BWAHAHAHA!

Me: WHAT THE F***

x house blows up x P.S. griefing and tnt are allowed.

Me: x dies x

Troll: takes my stuff.

Troll: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Me: ... I am going to...........

Troll: What? hahahahahahahaahahahahahaaha

Me: logs off.

 

The next day:

 

x I get on x

x survives by myself x

x gets as much lava and tnt as possible x

x sets up tripwire hook by troll's house x

x waits for Troll to get back online

 

4 days later.... Rofl

 

x waits for troll still x grrrrr

<server> Troll has logged on.

x laughs IRL x

x troll walks into house and steps on tripwire trap

Me: MUAHAHAHAH!

Troll: WTF!!!!!!!

X Troll's house blows up x

Me: anti-trololololololololol

Troll: OH MY F***ING GOD!

x troll blows up x

x I take my and his stuff that survived x

<server> Troll has been banned for cursing and caps lock

I FELT LIKE SUCH AN ANTI-TROLL THAT DAY :D

 

Xamboldore
Level 17
Journeyman Scribe
October 1, 2012, 1:33 pm

EPIC!

Kazoto
Level 18
Journeyman Pokemon
September 24, 2012, 3:37 pm

Best. Counter Troll. Ever

Haasman29
Level 16
Journeyman Mountaineer
September 24, 2012, 3:40 pm

I still laugh my head off on the fact that I got away with caps and swearing when that gets you auto-banned, even when an op was online. (He must've been afk... rofl)

 

Kazoto
Level 18
Journeyman Pokemon
September 24, 2012, 3:42 pm

Ultimate Rofl Copter xD

XSLinKsZ
Level 5
Apprentice Miner
September 24, 2012, 3:36 pm

This guy rite here, should now, forever, and always be recognized every September 24 for anti-troll !! :D

Haasman29
Level 16
Journeyman Mountaineer
September 24, 2012, 3:32 pm

Longest comment ever. ;)

XSLinKsZ
Level 5
Apprentice Miner
September 24, 2012, 3:25 pm

ahhhhh good ol'e trolls..got to love em :) I love 
MinnesotaBurns and the trollarch company

Kazoto
Level 18
Journeyman Pokemon
September 24, 2012, 3:27 pm

Same xD

DKPMC42315
Level 33
Artisan Nether Knight
September 24, 2012, 3:03 pm

Lol diamonded, love this blog

Kazoto
Level 18
Journeyman Pokemon
September 24, 2012, 3:05 pm

Thanks! :P

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