Hello everybody I'm back with another blog! I, once being a Troll myself, am not supporting nor ranting about Trolls.
What is a Troll?
A troll is a person who enjoys making fun of innocent people on the internet. They purposely try to infuriate people to get a good laugh out of them. It is fun trust me, but not for their victims. There are several trolls. Some on minecraft like aVo (Griefing, a type of Trolling) or MinnesotaBurns (And XBox Troll). Here's an example in the simplest form of Trolling.
*Trollinski joined the game
*Victimized joined the game
Victimized: Want to have a friendly, 1 vs 1 PvP battle?
Trollinski: Sure thing bro, haven't played in a while!
*Trollinski used Fly hacks, No-clip, speed hacks, and God Mode to kill Victimized.
*Trollinski took all of Victimized valuable items!
Victimized: WTF can I at least have my diamond sword back?
Trollinski: Naw I think I'll just sell it instead.
Victimized: PLEASE WAIT!
*Trollinski has sold a DiamondSword for 500G
Victimized: WHAT THE HELL I WORKED HARD FOR THAT YOU STUPID B**** C*** F*****
Trollinski: You mad Bro?
Victimized: YOU M*****F***** OFCOURSE I AM F****** MAD YOU RETARD
*Victimized banned [Cursing, Cap lock]
That is the simplest form of trolling. The common "Troll Face" would be used here.
What not to say.
There are several, horrible, disgraceful, comebacks I have seen in the days when I was a Troll. Here are a few examples
-That was weak
-If a friend, I'd never do that to you
-Lame
-That was stupid
-Your mother
-Retards these days.
-How immature
etc.
We aren't stupid and we do have comebacks!
"That was weak? So is your argument, which is no longer valid"
"If a friend? We aren't f****** friends. Dumb***"
"Do you know what else is lame? Your builds, it's horrible! I mean a tower? more like a giant P****"
"I'm not stupid, infact I'm a strait A student!"
"My mother is DEAD you ***hole"
"Yes, retards like you spoil the community!"
"Immaturity levels are high, yes. You're one of the biggest examples of this phenomenon."
Conclusion: JUST IGNORE THE TROLLS! It's as simple as that. Don't try fighting someone who has won many,many arguments. It's not worth it and it'll end up hurting yourself.
Sincerely,
~Kazoto
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jl70l7u
Level 37
Artisan Pixel Painter
November 3, 2012, 11:10 am
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PiperSticker
Level 18
Journeyman Dragonborn
October 1, 2012, 4:36 pm
So its beneficial.
Plus most of them time he's only trolling the hackers that make you're gaming experience unhappy.
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Kazoto
Level 18
Journeyman Pokemon
October 1, 2012, 5:43 pm
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Xamboldore
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October 1, 2012, 1:27 pm
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October 1, 2012, 1:29 pm
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cherrysm
Level 28
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September 29, 2012, 4:53 pm
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Journeyman Dragonborn
September 25, 2012, 5:05 pm
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Level 18
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September 29, 2012, 3:36 pm
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Tutto200
Level 28
Expert Mage
September 24, 2012, 11:39 pm
These are realy good ways for anti trolling but to tell you the truth tolling is Sooooo fun.
But I would never be a troll that griefs servers caus thats just uncool.
+diamond from me ;)
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Kazoto
Level 18
Journeyman Pokemon
September 25, 2012, 12:24 pm
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Socky_Block
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Apprentice Ranger
September 25, 2012, 12:25 pm
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Haasman29
Level 16
Journeyman Mountaineer
September 24, 2012, 3:30 pm
Troll (I forgot his name): Hey Haas, wanna survive with me?
Me: Sure, why not?
Troll: follow me to my house and we'll be neighbors! :)
Follows Troll to his house.
Me: cool house.
Troll: Thnx bro, here's some wood and cobble for a small-ish house.
Me: Thnx! :D
Me: x Builds House x
Troll: Not bad. Haas, can you go searching for pumpkins?
Me: What for?
Troll: We need iron golems to protect us from mobs. What else?
Me: x Goes searching for pumpkins x 30 mins later.....
Me: I cant find any. :(
Troll: Darn, just type /home and meet me outside.
Me: x types /home and proceeds to the door x
x steps on tripwire x
Troll: BWAHAHAHA!
Me: WHAT THE F***
x house blows up x P.S. griefing and tnt are allowed.
Me: x dies x
Troll: takes my stuff.
Troll: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Me: ... I am going to...........
Troll: What? hahahahahahahaahahahahahaaha
Me: logs off.
The next day:
x I get on x
x survives by myself x
x gets as much lava and tnt as possible x
x sets up tripwire hook by troll's house x
x waits for Troll to get back online
4 days later.... Rofl
x waits for troll still x grrrrr
<server> Troll has logged on.
x laughs IRL x
x troll walks into house and steps on tripwire trap
Me: MUAHAHAHAH!
Troll: WTF!!!!!!!
X Troll's house blows up x
Me: anti-trololololololololol
Troll: OH MY F***ING GOD!
x troll blows up x
x I take my and his stuff that survived x
<server> Troll has been banned for cursing and caps lock
I FELT LIKE SUCH AN ANTI-TROLL THAT DAY :D
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Xamboldore
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October 1, 2012, 1:33 pm
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Kazoto
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September 24, 2012, 3:37 pm
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Haasman29
Level 16
Journeyman Mountaineer
September 24, 2012, 3:40 pm
I still laugh my head off on the fact that I got away with caps and swearing when that gets you auto-banned, even when an op was online. (He must've been afk... rofl)
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Kazoto
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September 24, 2012, 3:42 pm
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September 24, 2012, 3:36 pm
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Haasman29
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September 24, 2012, 3:32 pm
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XSLinKsZ
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Apprentice Miner
September 24, 2012, 3:25 pm
MinnesotaBurns and the trollarch company
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Kazoto
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September 24, 2012, 3:27 pm
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September 24, 2012, 3:03 pm
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