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How to Fail At Minecraft

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iNUKEYLUKEYi's Avatar iNUKEYLUKEYi
Level 17 : Journeyman Farmer
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Its Simple How to fail at Minecraft (Like I have alot when I started out:

1) Think that you are "The Big Man" and try to take on a zombie horde with just a stick

2) Think that you can take on the EnderDragon, and Own him just like you have done countless times on Skyrim.

3) Go skinnydipping in a lava lake

4) Trying to build a obsidian houe, UNDERWATER, and drowning because you forgot to plug up all the holes.

5) Give a creeper a hug, like so many of us *I think* have done before, but are too scared to admit it

6) Face an enderman without a Pumpkin helmet.

7) Face a skellie in a flowing water lake. (For me, this never ends well)

8) Ride a pig off a cliff, on 1 heart, thinking yoy can fly, whilst on a sugar high (Don't ever do that, I made that mistake, more than once)

9) Get stuck in a tree, and suffocating

10) Not shifting on farmland, this is annoying, but not essentials, as you can make a new hoe, cause of the constant hoeing you will need!

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08/02/2014 1:31 am
Level 67 : High Grandmaster Senpai
Dguy
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Samuel L. Jackson- English! Do you speak it!

Honestly, it's hard to read this. PMC needs spellcheck in everything.
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08/02/2014 6:45 am
Level 17 : Journeyman Farmer
iNUKEYLUKEYi
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Its not THAT bad. Its still understandable to everyone else here, we all can't be perfect spellers
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08/01/2014 4:08 pm
Level 17 : Journeyman Farmer
iNUKEYLUKEYi
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WHAT SHOULD I DO NEXT?
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08/01/2014 10:17 am
Level 47 : Master Elf
Rick Kent
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To be honest I just got very hungry by reading this.... wonder what causes it
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07/31/2014 11:18 pm
Level 48 : Master Pixel Painter
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Tacos
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07/31/2014 11:38 am
Level 47 : Master Spelunker
vaxivop
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1) I did that once. It went quite well.
6) Endermen are easy to kill, honestly.
10) You can walk without destroying the blocks, just don't jump on it.
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07/31/2014 11:40 am
Level 17 : Journeyman Farmer
iNUKEYLUKEYi
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1) Creative?
6) You have Diamond Sword xD? Im talking about Stone Sword
10) Never happens to me, maybe farmland hates the farmer xD?
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08/03/2014 5:26 am
Level 47 : Master Spelunker
vaxivop
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1) No, zombies are very easy to kite
6) Stone Sword isn't that hard either, just aim at their feet and they won't teleport
10) Huh, strange.
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07/31/2014 11:26 am
Level 39 : Artisan Farmer
Mishkia
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Such confuse. Very tutorial. Much fail.
Wow
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07/31/2014 11:29 am
Level 17 : Journeyman Farmer
iNUKEYLUKEYi
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Like it? lol. Share it around!
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