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onepieceop101
Level 33 : Artisan Pirate
Posted 08/22/12 5:02:46 pm , last updated: 08/23/12 6:18:46 pm
08/22/12

Some times you dream about yourself with a cute girl, But then your MOM ENTERS TO YOUR ROOM AND SAYS YOU PIECE OF CR** HELP ME DO THIS AND THIS

well here is my secret to get girls

1: Turn off your computer

2: Go to the magical place call "outside"

3: Start running around to loose some weight

4: Wait for the girl to come and do what you have to do (get lay) if you are 18 that is

This was a joke this will never happen Iam alone ): on my bed *crying*

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This was a joke and a special for me hitting level 25 is fake and it will not work

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presmar
Level 10
Journeyman Lumberjack
March 28, 2013, 3:24 pm

im reading this after just getting inside from riding the 4 wheeler in the country so i know what you mean.

also i have already have cute girl so this DOES INDEED WORK

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Whoever01
Level 34
Artisan Creeper Hugger
January 17, 2013, 2:48 am

Wat?

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chococat1
Level 13
Journeyman Mountaineer
October 14, 2012, 4:59 pm

Nice, but that's not how it works.

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Gafloff
Level 8
Apprentice Toast
September 30, 2012, 3:59 am

Im 10..

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ilusions4
Level 8
Apprentice Archer
September 29, 2012, 10:12 pm

lol... I went outside, if you see my picture for skype, I am on the cross country team and I am as skinny as a stick... FAKE!!!!

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ilusions4
Level 8
Apprentice Archer
September 29, 2012, 10:13 pm

lol jk...

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henkieto
Level 2
Apprentice Engineer
September 28, 2012, 8:11 am

LOL XD

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onepieceop101
Level 33
Artisan Pirate
September 28, 2012, 10:26 am

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ThePowerHouse
Level 4
Apprentice Architect
September 26, 2012, 2:05 pm

Okay... I have done that. But how do I fix my face?

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onepieceop101
Level 33
Artisan Pirate
September 28, 2012, 10:26 am

Surgery

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onepieceop101
Level 33
Artisan Pirate
September 28, 2012, 10:26 am

surgery

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ThePowerHouse
Level 4
Apprentice Architect
September 28, 2012, 1:15 pm

What if I dont want surgery.

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SibCDC
Level 16
Journeyman Architect
May 1, 2013, 6:56 am

Then you'll never get a cute girl but a bridge troll.

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ThePowerHouse
Level 4
Apprentice Architect
May 1, 2013, 1:47 pm

That sounds epic.

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onepieceop101
Level 33
Artisan Pirate
September 28, 2012, 2:00 pm

Go to Narnia and say bad things about Aslam

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LuisGoldacre
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Level 44
Master Pokemon
September 22, 2012, 4:41 am

Whats outside?

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Diamonddozen
Level 35
Artisan Droid
September 10, 2012, 3:30 pm

There is another way. You keep your nerdiness and a girl will come up to you, think you are smart and funny. Or does that just work for me?

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mpk0422
Level 23
Expert Geek
September 11, 2012, 3:45 pm

Its true, I am a girl... :D

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onepieceop101
Level 33
Artisan Pirate
September 10, 2012, 3:34 pm

Ps they also dig guys with long hair

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Tuscany2
Level 5
Apprentice Skinner
September 7, 2012, 7:52 am

wow...

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Collierdude
Level 32
Artisan Taco
September 3, 2012, 3:36 pm

You stole this from Hawkeye Graphics...

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onepieceop101
Level 33
Artisan Pirate
September 3, 2012, 4:01 pm

like I said I didn't know

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luckyboy22
Level 1
New Mage
August 31, 2012, 7:12 pm

LOL

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ThePowerHouse
Level 4
Apprentice Architect
August 30, 2012, 9:58 am

Lol XD

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legohero
Level 4
Apprentice Engineer
August 25, 2012, 11:52 pm

Lol nice one Piece :D

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XSS xG4RRUSx
Level 41
Master Creeper
August 24, 2012, 3:36 pm

Don't we all wish for a pretty girl? I know I do.

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onepieceop101
Level 33
Artisan Pirate
August 24, 2012, 3:58 pm

I have a gf this was for my 25 level

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justinbv
Level 9
Apprentice Dragon
August 23, 2012, 11:32 pm

cool

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Herobrine lord
Level 14
Journeyman Mage
August 23, 2012, 8:09 pm

I think you mean layED stress the ED btw the only way to get to the 'outside' realm is by creating a portal called a 'front door' then opening it and stepping through but be warned the 'outside' is not for the faint hearted

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Diamonddozen
Level 35
Artisan Droid
September 10, 2012, 3:29 pm

Very true.

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nerdy_legend
Level 21
Expert Creeper
August 23, 2012, 3:02 pm

What is "lay"

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onepieceop101
Level 33
Artisan Pirate
August 23, 2012, 3:05 pm

How old are you?

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nerdy_legend
Level 21
Expert Creeper
August 23, 2012, 3:08 pm

Does it matter?

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onepieceop101
Level 33
Artisan Pirate
August 23, 2012, 3:11 pm

Well is a 18 and uo kind of thing but I'll tell you
when a boy and a girl have eh on the bed

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nerdy_legend
Level 21
Expert Creeper
August 23, 2012, 3:11 pm

Oh.

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onepieceop101
Level 33
Artisan Pirate
August 23, 2012, 3:13 pm

Yea that is why i said 18 and over

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Dinodaw
Level 32
Artisan Turtle
August 27, 2012, 12:28 pm

Hahhahahaha... AHAHAHAHA.... Excuse me but this these comments are hilarious.

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Diamonddozen
Level 35
Artisan Droid
August 23, 2012, 2:33 pm

What is this "outside"?

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onepieceop101
Level 33
Artisan Pirate
August 23, 2012, 2:39 pm

Is a magical place where you will see sunshine

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Diamonddozen
Level 35
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August 23, 2012, 5:21 pm

What is sunshine?

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ilusions4
Level 8
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August 23, 2012, 3:05 pm

lol

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onepieceop101
Level 33
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August 23, 2012, 3:06 pm

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CreeperKiller999
Level 23
Expert Dragonborn
August 23, 2012, 3:48 pm

the place where you waste you life and don't wanna be!!!!

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onepieceop101
Level 33
Artisan Pirate
August 23, 2012, 3:49 pm

Prettty much

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CreeperKiller999
Level 23
Expert Dragonborn
August 23, 2012, 3:51 pm

mhmm well i'm getting off for the night later

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Twinmogs
Level 19
Journeyman Geek
August 22, 2012, 1:16 pm

wow...

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onepieceop101
Level 33
Artisan Pirate
August 22, 2012, 1:17 pm

I told you

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Twinmogs
Level 19
Journeyman Geek
August 22, 2012, 1:20 pm

haha its ok

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TheNuk3
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August 22, 2012, 1:11 pm

This is just a rip off of another blog that was already posted

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onepieceop101
Level 33
Artisan Pirate
August 22, 2012, 1:12 pm

really I haven't see that

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