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How to Play Minecraft Survival Games

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ZasphasTheGod's Avatar ZasphasTheGod
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So I'm sure there are many of you that play on a ton of servers that have Minecraft Survival Games such as The Hive, Mineplex, and many other servers. I'm also sure that there are a number of you who have experienced a number of people who are very immature and let their short tempers get the better of them and they end up annoying and very much insulting you when you kill them. They will even go as far as to make excuses of why they died such as calling you out for hacks and all that. So I decided to make a list of how to play the survival games if I were one of those kids with the short tempers. I hope you all enjoy.

Rule 1: Must Call Out People for Hacking


You must always call out people for hacking when they kill you and then say the phrase "Enjoy your ban" Followed by a :). If you do not do this you can't really have a enjoyable time because it's obvious that they are hacking right?

Rule 2: You must make fun of the other players

If you are not impressed by someone Player versus Player Skill (Or PVP as the kids call it these days) you must call them all of the following names: Noob,Nap,Noobs,Naps,Neb,Nub,and Noobies. Also following it up with the phrase L2P (Or Learn to Play) Because they obviously don't know how to play and are terrible at the game.

Rule 3: You must hate Teams as much as possible

You must hate Teams as much as possible But then be willing to team with people when they ask you to team. Because it's ok for you to team but it is not ok for other people to team because they are all terrible.

Rule 4: you must tell players that their lives stink

If you are upset with someone you must tell them that they have no life and must hack and cheat to get stuff done in the survival games. Because they always hack and they are always wrong about everything. Just saying.

Rule 5: You must tell people what map to vote for

Because they shouldn't have any free will and you must also express your hate for a map if it is not the one that you wanted. Because forget other peoples feelings am i right?

Rule 6: You must tell people about your youtube channel

you must record the same survival games videos as everybody else and they go tell people in the lobbies to go subscribe to your channel (which only has 30 Subs) and tell them that your content is the next best thing on youtube. Because of course it is!


Anyway I hope you guys enjoyed my Little list of rules regarding how to play the minecraft Survival Games and I hope that you all have a great day!!

From, Zasphas
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10/20/2014 11:47 pm
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Mikeroboblox
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I absolutely love how true this is.
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10/21/2014 11:27 pm
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ZasphasTheGod
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Haha Thanks man I'm really glad you liked it XD
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