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Hi there Awesomes, today I am here with a very serious blog on how to potato. We will go through all the steps on how to become a potato in the easiest ways possible. So join me, fellow wanna-be papas, and listen close, because Imma teach you how to potateoses.
What You Need To Potato:
How To Potato:
That's how you potato! And, if you haven't guessed yet, this isn't a serious blog and you cannot become a potato. I decided to jump on the "Fake How-To" bandwagon, perhaps a bit too late? I'm unsure. Anyway, I hope you liked it! Diamond, Favorite, Comment, Subscribe, all of that jazz. If you want to, durr.
Nice chatting about potatisines, Awesomes!
PS: Thanks for the Pop Reel <3
PPS: You guys are all crazy. Thanks for the home page .3.
What You Need To Potato:
- 1. Potato Patch
- 2. Pencil
- 3. Paper
- 4. A Family
- 6. Yourself
- 7. Seven (7) Goat
- 8. Two Hundred (200) Potatoes
How To Potato:
- 1. First, you must quickingley write a letter to your family. Using the pencil and paper, write a loving note about how you must leave to live with your kind, the potatos. Potatoes use terrible grammar and spelling, so you must mimic the ways of the potato
- 2. Pack yourself 200 potatoes. You will need many popatoe for the seven goats you will bring on youre journey. Than start your way on to a potatoe patch.
- 3. you must be aware that people will ask where you are going with seven goates and 200- potati. Reply with "I wanna be the very potatoeness. Like no one ever was" and wait for them to walk away. You will be a poatoe and no1 will stop u.
- 4: rech the pto patch. find middle of patch n sit dere? weight 4 potato to xcept u, u wll kno whn u fell ur skin be hard n ruff, w/o no muscle or bones u will not c here smell or tuch bc u is poto. congfrats ur potsuopo
That's how you potato! And, if you haven't guessed yet, this isn't a serious blog and you cannot become a potato. I decided to jump on the "Fake How-To" bandwagon, perhaps a bit too late? I'm unsure. Anyway, I hope you liked it! Diamond, Favorite, Comment, Subscribe, all of that jazz. If you want to, durr.
Nice chatting about potatisines, Awesomes!
PS: Thanks for the Pop Reel <3
PPS: You guys are all crazy. Thanks for the home page .3.
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Are you watching me through my window ;ooooo
Or maybe we're long lost siblings o.O
But no, no stalking here.
maybe
psh nah there's no way it can be you
-looks closer-
-closes curtains-
OMG I LOVE POTAATOES <3 <3 <3
YUSS I'M BECOMING DA POTATOE!!!!
*potato angel come from the heavens and grabs meh*
*turns into potatoe, and lives rest of life in Potatoe Heaven, where potatoes get to roam around and play*
-._-. so emotional right now