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BabolatBoss
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Posted 07/21/12 3:30:41 am , last updated: 11/26/12 10:02:19 pm
07/21/12

What is "Trolling?"

Hello, my name is BabolatBoss. My knowledge in Trolling is very high and trolling can be very difficult task to understand. "Trolling is NOT a troll with and "ing" in the back. Well, it sort of is but we are talking about something else here. Trolling is an internet slang used for making fun of someone in some way. Such as a similar sentence," He just clowned you!" Can be said as, " He just trolled you!" Trolling is commonly used in forums, chat rooms, blogs, etc. Some forum moderators think it is funny and allow trolling but some are very strict about it.(Just like PMC :D) As an example pertaining to Minecraft. Some server owners allow griefing and think it is very fun and a part of their server. As others think it is very mean and rude and ban people that do it. It also sort of means, PWNED. With means owned. For example,( Ture Story) My brother and I were at a tennis store just looking around. The man asks, So what kind of head size of a racket would you like, I could find you a good one.(Thinking we are beginners) Then my brother answers, oh we already have rackets pointing to my dad with is carrying 4 very good rackets worth about 200 bucks each. So the man is like Oh, ok.

Although you may think, " This is very mean! Why would anyone do this?" Well, it's addicting and fun! Just like griefing. Why would you like to grief? It is fun! Why would you like to raid? It is fun! Why do you like to PvP? It is fun!

Trolling can be used in many ways such as physically as in a video game. Or mentally by writing comments to forum. An example of a troll came from this rage comic.

Boy: Dad, can I ask you a question?

Dad: Well son, you just did.

Boy: then can I ask two?

Dad: You just did again.

Boy: Then can I ask FOUR?

Dad: Well you did again son.

Boy: But when?

Dad: Just now.

Boy: fjdsghaskjhgkjdfhgdfghkdfshgkjdafhgjhdfsghdfskghdskhgiuerhfuashdfha

A meme is a phrase that makes sense and a little joke to the picture it is used for. Troll faces are used for rage comics. That are hundreds of troll faces out there. The most common one, the troll face, Forever Alone, LOL, I see what you did there, Poker Face, GASP,Me Gusta, Derp, and many more.

There are also many rage faces for from famous people. Suchs as Yao Ming, Jackie Chan, Mr.Bean, Barack Obama, etc. I did not post all of these in the photos so if you are curios, search them up.

How To Troll in Minecraft.

To Troll in Minecraft, it takes a lot of time, very hard work, and a good thinking brain hooked on trolling. (NO MOD REQUIRED)

First, think of a way to troll.

Go though the whole server looking for loop holes, idle players, terrible unplaced safezones, etc. Make sure if you are doing something really sneaky like writing troll at the spawn, you don't get caught or you'll be banned and miss a great opportunity.

Second, Do It.

You cannot hesitate, that might cause an Admin or Mod to seek you and get you before anything happens. You must not be afraid to get banned or for players to get mad at you.

If someone is talking smack talk at you, get him back. You must be a good insulter or arguer. Cussing with get you nowhere. As long as you get the player annoyed and angry will get you to smile in real life. Find loop holes around your argument and say it back. Call him a noob and act stupid yourself. If you act stupid, he will think you are stupid and argue that you are stupid but you deny it and he will panic and cuss and all you will say is, LOL. Stay calm. While doing it, you cannot get mad yourself. Once in a while, Say haha or Lol in your sentences to tell him that you are calm and he is going crazy. Making people rage is a trolling experience you will always enjoy in your career.

Physically, you can raid your victims, grief them, kill them, only if it is a PvP server. Myself, I play factions where you can raid people and stuff. If you have the chance to grief, do it, make sure no one sees you and while your doing it, don't say anything. If you do, people will realize you are still playing in the server and try to see what you are doing. Only talk if you are saying you didn't grief, which you shouldn't even say if no one sees you. You may say you grief them if it is a griefing allowed server. But make it in some trolly manner. Not my very favorite version to troll but pretty decent. This is very difficult to get this experience to grief something big so if this happens, you feel real good in the inside.

Idle Players are fun to mess with. It is very hard to mess with idle players unfortunately. You must work fast and sneaky and have the correct server and location. If you encounter an idle play in the safezone in spawn, first think you do is find the nearest source of water. You may slowly push the player into 2 block deep water drowning them, taking their items. But this is very difficult. You may encounter on the way, other players that can report you or mod and admins, one block high jump, figure out that the player wasn't idle and they just stare at you and you walk away in shame. Or you may push the idle player into a warzone or wilderness and kill them. But it is very unlikely they will be idle for a long time. That is why you will have to work fast. You never know when they will turn around an look at you. The best way to push a character is not to go through them and come back around and go through them slowly, or to hold shift and push through them slowly either. The best way is to go half-way though the character and he will push forwards. Just keep on doing and eventually the character will be where you want him to be. This takes a little bit of practice and lots of patience but can be done if you are lucky enough.

THIS IS PATCHED IN MINECRAFT 1.3 YOU CANNOT PUSH PLAYERS ANYMORE!! I KNOW IT IS SUCKS BUT STILL FEEL FREE TO READ THIS SECTION!!!

White chat bars may look bland, but can be a great way to troll. By that i mean when you say something, it should look like this and everything is in the same color. I am typing Hi, I like Minecraft.

Hi, I like Minecraft.

If all the text in the sentence plus the username above is one color, you can make someone say something else. Working by the theory if you type something too long, Minecraft chat will automatically give you another line. Such as if i say, Penguins, tennis, minecraft, magic are all of my hobbies of my life because I am BabolatBoss. It would sort of look like this.

Penguins, tennis, minecraft, magic are all of my hobbies of my life

because I am BabolatBoss.

To take advantage of the second line, you can make it look like that your victim is saying something dumb. Like this. Say something regular for yourself and make the other person say something stupid like IMA STUPID. like so using the second line making it look like you typed one line, and someone else typed on line. Other then you typed two lines when someone else didn't type at all. First, find a victim. Press tab to view all the players and find someone that speaks not too often but regularly. If you cannot, pick anyone, as long as he is not idle. Type something regular such as Can I join a faction? space a couple of times, then type the players name with arrows. and type something dumb like I GRIEFED! BAN ME. But don't type something too long in the front and in the back.

While typing, it should look something like this.

Can I join a faction? I GREIFED! BAN ME.

In reality, it should look like this.

Can I join a faction?

I GREIFED! BAN ME.

NOTE: THIS WILL ONLY WORK IF ALL THE TEXT ARE THE SAME COLOR.

Admin Trolling.

Admin abuse? Who will know it is you if you hide correctly.

Traps can be difficult to make because of the machinery and the materials so that is why your an admin! Simple traps such as pressure plate and a TNT block are too bland and easily noticeable. So make this. Make a 2x5 house made out of anything else but wood. One iron door put blocks next to the iron door so you can only go though the iron door. Yes put a roof. Make a floor out of something that cannot be burned but can be blown up by tnt. Put pressure plate for iron door. Put TNT under pressure plate. Make a lava pit under the floor. (Or you can put TNT under the floor. Put chest with diamonds (Not too much) in it for people that get past it. And it is set! So if you walk in by the pressure plate, it will ignite the TNT. The person looks in the chest, takes the diamonds, tries to get out but realizes there is no pressure plate to get out. then BOOM. Use your imagination for traps. Although you may be a redstone expert, or just make something with TNT. :D

Mob Spawning is difficult to do without being caught. Now I think you can throw eggs and they will hit the ground the open up. You can set up dispensers to be able to release mobs but it is not as fun as you do it personally to the player.

Just like Minecraft, Trolling doesn't end. I took a long time making this. Thanks for reading.

PS: All you haters on Trolling. Think twice before hating on me. Read this section one more time.

"If someone is talking smack talk at you, get him back. You must be a good insulter or arguer. Cussing with get you nowhere. As long as you get the player annoyed and angry will get you to smile in real life. Find loop holes around your argument and say it back. Call him a noob and act stupid yourself. If you act stupid, he will think you are stupid and argue that you are stupid but you deny it and he will panic and cuss and all you will say is, LOL. Stay calm. While doing it, you cannot get mad yourself. Once in a while, Say haha or Lol in your sentences to tell him that you are calm and he is going crazy. Making people rage is a trolling experience you will always enjoy in your career. Physically, you can raid your victims, grief them, kill them, only if it is a PvP server. Myself, I play factions where you can raid people and stuff. If you have the chance to grief, do it, make sure no one sees you and while your doing it, don't say anything. If you do, people will realize you are still playing in the server and try to see what you are doing. Only talk if you are saying you didn't grief, which you shouldn't even say if no one sees you. You may say you grief them if it is a griefing allowed server. But make it in some trolly manner. Not my very favorite version to troll but pretty decent. This is very difficult to get this experience to grief something big so if this happens, you feel real good in the inside."

-Babo

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Update #3 : 11/26/2012 10:02:19 pm11/26/12

Fixed some deleted text.

Update #2 : 10/14/2012 10:08:36 am10/14/12

Added bolded context and colour to make it look cool.

Crossed out some ideas because it was patched.

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Minecraft 1.4 patched the pushing of players, therefore you cannot mess with idle players by pushing them.

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