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How will YOU survive 2012?

Will you survive 2012?

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MrFinder
Level 37 : Artisan Cake
The world won't really end in 2012... right?

Well unfortunatly the calculations of Finder Enterprise prove different, actually there is a 99,99999% chance that the world will end this very year!

But that is horrible, what will all the people on earth do?

Some people are going to deny this fact, living their lives until they die horribly in some world ending disaster. Other people will be fleeing to,.. well i dont know, but they will be fleeing, plundering everything they come across! Maybe someone will build himself a makeshift shelter in the cellar, hoard food and medicine, hoping to survive the initial wave of apocalyptic horror's.

But.. i don't want to die.. what can i do to survive!?

Yes, that is the question, what will You do? Are you going to live your live, hoping nothing will happen? Will you flee to some predicted save zone? will you do as the smart guy, building your own future... in your cellar?

Well, maybe.. it doesn't seem there is that much of a choice..

Well lucky for you, we, from Finder Companies United are working to this day since the discovery of the Maya calender. We have builded 120 vaults, equipped with the most up-to-date technologies. From cars to gardens, furnaces to light bulbs, from houses to sofa's we have it all!

And what does that mean for me?

Well i was getting to that point!, i fact i have some really good news for you, we are selling places! At the humble cost of 650.000 U.S Dollar you can call yourself the proud owner of an official Finder Companies United Preservation Shelter, or FCUPS in short!

That is wonderfull, i don't have to die after all!

That's right, and when the terror of the apocalyps is over, we will rebuild society!



The Finder Companies United Preservation Shelter, the world will end, but you won't!
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Posted 2012-03-06 13:02:45
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XoXoAwesome
Level 15
Journeyman Ninja
July 15, 2012, 5:48 am

My dad thinks the Mayan calenders say the world will end because the calender guy didn't wanna make calenders anymore and died!

I think it's because there is no 13/13/13.

And how will I survive.

Three words. Guns. And. Cardio

(Sorry I'm an athletic one =P and I live with a bro with BB guns =U)

~X

Narnian
Level 24
Expert Dragonborn
April 11, 2012, 6:15 am

dimond for the humor*ish* end

Knightspartan09
Level 1
New Dragonborn
March 24, 2012, 1:36 pm

Mayans did not know about leap years, therefore no end of the world

ArceusGrass
Level 42
Master Dragonborn
March 13, 2012, 8:13 pm

Actually, if u think about it, da only reason they say this is dat this is the end of the mayan's three thousand year calendar. But that isn't the end of the world, all dat means is new calendars... They need to print a couple new ones lol.
But, I am going to be fleeing to planet minecraftia if it does happen..
Den I will be a true Minecrafter! Also, I see what u did with FCUPS. Nice try, ur not scaring me into buying... After all, it's not a good thing.

yoavsnake
Level 32
Artisan Herobrine
March 6, 2012, 8:32 am

Well, I survived by peacefully playing MineCraft.

TormentedBadger
Level 5
Apprentice Architect
February 22, 2012, 10:23 am

FCUPS? *says out-loud for a while* *grins* I see what you did there...

MrFinder
Level 37
Artisan Cake
February 22, 2012, 10:33 am

finally, someone who gets him XD the first in a month :D

TormentedBadger
Level 5
Apprentice Architect
February 22, 2012, 10:35 am

I can't believe it's taken that long for people to realise... *facepalm to those guys*

Clui
Level 16
Journeyman Artist
February 22, 2012, 9:20 am

*Watches 2012 in 2013*

KyussMowner
Level 6
Apprentice Architect
February 3, 2012, 6:52 am

Well I will sit on a chair waiting for it... seriously there's somebody who thinks that a "god" will bring people in a material place called Heaven? Come on! We're not in the Middle Age anymore! D:

Vitor_Batista
Level 27
Expert Nerd
January 28, 2012, 3:49 pm

1/1/2012 00:01= YEAH FUCK YEAH!@1/10/2012= poor day =_=@1/20/2012= WTF soap? SOPA!@1/21/2012= the world is ending...@1/25/2012= SPAWNED CREEPERS FORGE 1.5 IS OUT! YEAAAAH@1/26/2012= cant download in megaupload T_Y@if youre not a b@5t@rd you will understand at least 1 thing

butthead13
Level 25
Expert Creeper
January 25, 2012, 7:04 am

Even if we all do die it's fine because it's just God sending us to Heaven to be with him

MrFinder
Level 37
Artisan Cake
January 25, 2012, 8:07 am

well you have a point, but i would rather wait in a cozy FCUPS for God to take me! :p

ArceusGrass
Level 42
Master Dragonborn
March 13, 2012, 8:16 pm

Say FCUPS out loud heaps

Timm015
Level 1
New Miner
January 25, 2012, 5:40 am

i'm convinced, but:

1. If i buy one, how big is the risk that the torror will get trough the doors of the vault, and i will still die ?2. If i buy two of those Shelters, will i get a discount ?
3. How manny people can live in this Preservation Shelter, ore do you have to pay per person ?
4. Is food and madical suplies included ?
5. Can i get an copy of the contract including the rules of the Vault.
6. Who will be the 'Master' of this vault, and will there be an democracy ?7. Assume that we have to work: what work will there be, and will we get payed.
7.1 If: yes we get payed, will we get payed in some sort of money, ore will we get foot in excange
7.2 Is promotion possible ?
7.3 will we all get a random job, ore will we get celected for the right profession
8 Will there be weapons available for citizens ?
8.1 Will there be trainings to learn how to use the weapons
9 Are there schools for our children ?

I'd like to have those answers before the end of the world

Yours sincerely,Timm015

MrFinder
Level 37
Artisan Cake
January 25, 2012, 8:23 am

Dear future customer:

For a more complete answer, contact the Finder Companies United customers service, in the meanwhile, here is a short answer to the most of your questions:

1: The risk of the Apocalyptic terrors to breach the outher defences is almost equal to Zero! Still, if a breach occurs, contact your local FCU executive and you will receive a discount on your next FCU article!

2: Unfortunatly, buying two FCUPS won't give you any discounts, due to the fact that we want as many people be able to buy an FCUPS.

3: In a FCUPS is room for a family of four, more room is availble for a fee.

4: There are supplies of both, so you don't have to take any with you.

5: As soon as you transfered the price of the FCUPS you will receive the contract and the rules.

6: The ruler of the FCUPS is the specially trained, O-BEY-O-BOT computer brain.

To provide an answer to your other questions, no there aren't any firearms in the FCUPS, only the FCUPS officers will be carrying those. Also you will receive a job based on your current profession, and there will be educational devices for your children.

ArceusGrass
Level 42
Master Dragonborn
March 13, 2012, 8:19 pm

I see what u did, typing O-BEY-O-BOT.
OBEY OBOT.
I will end u now

I know ur trolling.
Trololololol

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