NOTE: I'm sorry, I just really, really love rewriting poems xD BTW all of my poems are mine, you may not use them anywhere else without my permission, just a thought :) (if you do use them without my permission you're dead, dead, dead ;)


If— (Originally by Rudyard Kipling)
If you can fight a player in Survival,
And win without a single hack or cheat,
If you can lose but not blame it on glitches,
And either way you would again compete.

If you can mine and never find a diamond,
But not lose heart or stop to take a break,
If you stayed calm when you had had a diamond,
But you had lost it in a lava lake.

If you can fly but have no need of flying,
Or use commands but not need them at all,
If you can build the very biggest mansion,
But make all of your redstone builds real small.

If you can make a very awesome castle,
Of planks and sticks or stacks and stacks of wood,
And watch a raging fire burn the whole thing,
But not complain but build it like you should.

If you can learn a lesson from a Newbie,
Then teach a Mod to live up to their name,
If you can know a whole entire server,
And treat each player like they are the same.

If you can live you whole life on a server,
But know that Minecraft is still just a game,
If you can do every "If" I've listed,
You deserve a lot more Minecraft fame!

Steven had a Little Lamb
Steven had a little lamb,
He called it "jeb_" you know,
And everywhere that Steven went,
Jeb_ was sure to go!

Steven went to mine one day,
(He needed stone and ore)
But he forgot to tie up jeb_
And did not lock the door.

Poor little jeb_ did wander out,
To try and find his friend,
By accident he found a cave,
And there he met his end.

The Cow (Originally by Robert Stevenson)
The Mooshroom cow, all red and white,
Has wandered in my lane,
Upon her back grows mushroom sprouts,
I sheer until she's plain.

She lived in Mooshroom Bioms (rare)
And never far would roam,
To get to her I crossed the world,
And brought her to my home.

I love my Mooshroom cow, I do!
She gives me stew each day,
I brought her to my humble farm,
And she'll forever stay.

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