Rofl: Hello copters and today we are doing an interview with the infamous Enderman. May I look at you?

Ender: Why of course you may.

Rofl: Thanks. First question, why do you like to scare people so much?

Ender: I don't. I try to help them but they run away because I smile at them and make a weird sound.

Rofl: Oh, sorry about that. Why are you so tall?

Ender: I don't know. I think because my mother was tall.

Rofl: Interesting! What it is like being you?

Ender: Fun! Lots and lots of fun! I get to do whatever I want!

Rofl: Well we only have time for one more question, what is your favorite food?

Ender: I like sand.

Rofl: Um...OK. See you next time copters!

Tell me in the comments what mob you would like me to interview next!