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Hello everyone, I've been wondering, is Steve a superhero? Well, lets look at the facts.
1. He has regeneration abilities.
Steve can regenerate heath after some time. If he walks into some lava, all he has to do is jump into some water. If he gets bitten by a zombie he can just hide somewhere and regenerate health. If he gets an arrow stuck in his head, he is totally fine after some time.
2. He is (almost) invincible.
Steve can jump off super tall hights and not break a leg. He has potions that make him immune to fire, make him have super strength, super speed, ect. Also, again with the regeneration powers, he almost cannot die.
3. Steve is inhumanly strong!
If his whole inventory is filled with stacks of gold blocks, and if he is wearing a set of gold armor, he can lift about 27 578 880 kg. thats about the weight of ur mum, 100 000 elephants, or 3000 blue whales. He can also punch wood with his fist and not even bleed. (It is possible to break obsidian in minecraft with only your fist! It just takes around 4 minutes, which feels like 4 hours, because you are just sitting there holding in the left mouse button and staring at the screen.) Steve can also mine for hours and hours and not even get tired. He does get hungry, but you can just eat some pork and you're good. Pork'll get you through.
4. He can be powered up by beacons to enhance his godly powers.
Steve can place down a beacon and give himself extra haste and speed. All he needs to do is stand by a beacon, and BOOM. Enhanced powers. (At the cost of valuble items, of course!)
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1. He has regeneration abilities.
Steve can regenerate heath after some time. If he walks into some lava, all he has to do is jump into some water. If he gets bitten by a zombie he can just hide somewhere and regenerate health. If he gets an arrow stuck in his head, he is totally fine after some time.
2. He is (almost) invincible.
Steve can jump off super tall hights and not break a leg. He has potions that make him immune to fire, make him have super strength, super speed, ect. Also, again with the regeneration powers, he almost cannot die.
3. Steve is inhumanly strong!
If his whole inventory is filled with stacks of gold blocks, and if he is wearing a set of gold armor, he can lift about 27 578 880 kg. thats about the weight of ur mum, 100 000 elephants, or 3000 blue whales. He can also punch wood with his fist and not even bleed. (It is possible to break obsidian in minecraft with only your fist! It just takes around 4 minutes, which feels like 4 hours, because you are just sitting there holding in the left mouse button and staring at the screen.) Steve can also mine for hours and hours and not even get tired. He does get hungry, but you can just eat some pork and you're good. Pork'll get you through.
4. He can be powered up by beacons to enhance his godly powers.
Steve can place down a beacon and give himself extra haste and speed. All he needs to do is stand by a beacon, and BOOM. Enhanced powers. (At the cost of valuble items, of course!)
Pop reel already?!?! Thanks alot guys!
Did I do something wrong? Want to say a suggestion? Tell me in the chat! Bye!
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But I don't thinks he's Spooderman xD
Lol