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Lolisher95
Level 27 : Expert Scribe
Hello again peeps! Today, I decided to make a joke home-page sort of thing. I want to achieve at least 50 jokes! Tell me yours in the comments! Also, if anyone can make a better picture please upload as a blog with that picture for me. Thanks!

I'll start off with a couple.



1. I would tell you a joke, but I Nether have the time.

-By Lolisher95, 29/09/12 (Yes, I'm Australian)



2.Q: What does a Minecraft turkey say?

A: Cobble, cobble, cobble!

-By Lolisher95, 29/09/12



3. Q: Why did the Enderman leave the party?

A: He felt awkward with everyone staring at him!

-By Lolisher95, 29/09/12



4. Q: What did the Pigman buy at the store?

A: Gold and Nuggets!

-By Kazoto, 29/09/12



5. Q: What does a sheep say after you takes it wool?

A: ''Sheariously?"

-By Kazoto, 29/09/12



6. Q: Why did Notch make a game with mining in it?

A: He thought it would be ore-some!

-By Kazoto, 29/09/12



7. Q: What did people call the person with iron ingots in his eyes?

A: Eye-Errrn (Because he always moans errrn and it's pronounced 'iron')

-By Kazoto, 29/09/12



8. I would tell you more puns, but I Nether have the time.

-By Kazoto, 29/09/12



9. I want to fertilize your crops with my bonemeal!

-By Nate2919, 30/09/12



10. Q: Why do chickens hate KFC?

A: Because of all the golden nuggets!

-By cb46688, 30/09/12



11. Knock knock

Who's there?

Knock knock

Who's there?!

Creeper

Cre- F***

BOOM!

-By ugniuskas LT, 30/09,12



12. Knock knock

Who's there?

Creeper

Creeper who?

BOOM!

-By VCBONO, 30/09/12
Tags:Minecraft, Jokes, Insert, Them, Here, Article
Credit:The person who made up jokes, Mojang for creating Minecraft

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Update #4 : 09/30/2012 1:56:10 am9/30/12

Yay! 10 jokes now!

Update #3 : 09/30/2012 1:23:31 am9/30/12

Thanks to Kazoto for 5 jokes!

Update #2 : 09/28/2012 7:38:07 pm9/28/12

I now have three starting jokes. I hope their funny...

Update #1 : 09/28/2012 7:12:11 pm9/28/12

- New picture!!!

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dylbert6
Level 1
New Miner
February 18, 2013, 3:44 am

this is cool joke in commands. you type( kill all mobs) it kills you you say f*** im not a mob

awj001
Level 27
Expert Dragon
December 13, 2012, 8:53 am

Number 8: Jeez!

8BitShadows
Level 43
Master Blob
October 7, 2012, 7:50 am

The slenderman of minecraft, herobrine

luckyred818
Level 5
Apprentice Mage
December 24, 2012, 6:46 am

The slenderman of minecraft is enderman, why Herobrine?

VCBONO
Level 17
Journeyman Cake
September 30, 2012, 6:51 am

THIS IS A PRANK

YOU SAY:Hi mate
HE SAYS:Oh hi
YOU SAY: High five
HE SAYS:Ok
(you hit him/her and run for dear notch)

minecraftworkers
Level 38
Artisan Zombie
September 30, 2012, 1:48 am

well on a survival server go to the end portal and make a redstone machine that if you enter the end you are on a platform surounded by TNT and it will be activated when you enters the end

Lolisher95
Level 27
Expert Scribe
September 30, 2012, 1:49 am

These are for jokes, not pranks.

minecraftworkers
Level 38
Artisan Zombie
September 30, 2012, 1:51 am

for me are jokes pranks :)

VCBONO
Level 17
Journeyman Cake
September 30, 2012, 1:30 am

thx

VCBONO
Level 17
Journeyman Cake
September 30, 2012, 12:17 am

knock knock
who's there
creeper
creeper who?
[size=10pt]BOOM[/size]

[size=10pt](bad joke)[/size]

Lolisher95
Level 27
Expert Scribe
September 30, 2012, 1:06 am

Bad jokes are accepted.

ugniuskas LT
Level 20
Expert Dragon
September 29, 2012, 10:06 pm

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Knock Knock.
Who's there!
Creeper!
F***
BOom!

cb46688
Level 29
Expert Ranger
September 29, 2012, 9:46 pm

Why are chickens afraid of KFC?

Because of all the Golden Nuggets! XD

(bad joke)

Lolisher95
Level 27
Expert Scribe
September 29, 2012, 9:53 pm

Don't worry, bad jokes are accepted! XD

cb46688
Level 29
Expert Ranger
September 29, 2012, 10:00 pm

Thanks! XD

cb46688
Level 29
Expert Ranger
September 29, 2012, 9:45 pm

lol!

Nate2919
Level 2
Apprentice Miner
September 29, 2012, 9:30 pm

I want to fertilize your crops with my bonemeal

heartshapedBox
Retired Moderator
Level 1
New Miner
September 29, 2012, 9:28 pm

Kazoto spammed the comments with jokes! xD

Lolisher95
Level 27
Expert Scribe
September 29, 2012, 9:52 pm

XD

Kazoto
Level 21
Expert Pokemon
September 28, 2012, 3:58 pm

What did they call the guy who had Iron ingots in his eyes?

Eye-Errrn

(He always moaning "Errrn" and the iron in his eyes. Plus the pronounciation of Iron)

Lolisher95
Level 27
Expert Scribe
September 28, 2012, 4:45 pm

Wow, why are you writing so much jokes?!?! XD

Kazoto
Level 21
Expert Pokemon
September 28, 2012, 4:47 pm

I would say more puns but I nether got the time to post

Kazoto
Level 21
Expert Pokemon
September 28, 2012, 3:57 pm

Why did Notch make a game with Mining?

He thought it'd be Ore-Some

Kazoto
Level 21
Expert Pokemon
September 28, 2012, 3:56 pm

What does a sheep say after you take it's wool?

"Sheariously!?"

Kazoto
Level 21
Expert Pokemon
September 28, 2012, 3:35 pm

What did the Pigmen by at the store?
Gold and nuggets! (See what i did there? :P)

Lolisher95
Level 27
Expert Scribe
September 28, 2012, 3:39 pm

lol :P

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