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eldorrado
Level 43 : Master Blob
Baby you're the fuel to my furnace; so let's go smelt together!
Baby, if you were ore, I'd mine you all night long!
I wouldn't mind digging straight up, if you fell on top of me.
Hey baby, wanna come back to my base and let me explode my creeper in your mine tunnel?

are you a redstone torch ? cuz you'r activating my sticky piston
Baby, I wish you would blow me like a creeper!
Baby, Io m like a Diamond Pickaxe. I can go ALL night ;D
Wanna take it up a NOTCH?

post the funniest minecraft pick up lines you can think of here
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Posted 2011-10-22 17:35:55
by eldorrado
Posted 2011-10-23 05:17:36
by eldorrado

Update #1 : 10/25/2011 7:33:40 am10/25/11

i'm thinking about ending this series so tell me what you think and remember to poist your creative responses blow and check the mcpul special

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swassum
Level 1
New Miner
November 23, 2013, 7:16 pm

you must be a redstone torch because you extended my piston

ender bro
Level 1
New Miner
September 13, 2013, 6:12 pm

how about: hey baby you got a diamond pick because im as hard as obsidian

lolololololollololol

Rokki
Level 9
Apprentice Dragon
December 22, 2011, 4:58 pm

WOW all these submissions suck =/

deatheos222
Level 19
Journeyman Architect
November 29, 2011, 3:51 pm

Hey wanna dance. but is she says no you say. o sry you miss understood me i said you look fat in those pants.

cooling57
Level 10
Journeyman Dragon
November 18, 2011, 11:04 pm

they should make a parody of just the way you are for minecraft and it could be about mods
"cuz minecrafts amazing just the way it is"

stepeffect
Level 46
Master Modder
November 15, 2011, 8:27 pm

Achievement: Giving Wood

P0CKETLINT13
Level 1
New Demolitionist
October 26, 2011, 2:45 pm

No need to make 4 parts.... -.-

eldorrado
Level 43
Master Blob
October 26, 2011, 8:59 pm

i made 5 i fixed the links

madmace
Level 3
Apprentice Explorer
October 25, 2011, 4:09 am

sick

rageman96
Site Moderator
Level 37
Artisan Vampire
October 25, 2011, 12:09 am

Do none of you realise how sad this is?

Pownage
Site Moderator
Level 1
New Miner
October 25, 2011, 3:50 am

How is it sad? It is just for fun, it's not like people are really gunna use these. I laughed at a couple of them :D

Urban_Commando
Level 18
Journeyman Narwhal
October 26, 2011, 1:38 am

yea......i defiantly haven't used any of them at all

eldorrado
Level 43
Master Blob
November 3, 2011, 4:27 am

nobody DID

cooling57
Level 10
Journeyman Dragon
November 18, 2011, 11:01 pm

no one in their right mind would their only meaning for existense is to make a bunch of guys laugh such as myself

eldorrado
Level 43
Master Blob
October 25, 2011, 2:46 am

why so negative

rageman96
Site Moderator
Level 37
Artisan Vampire
October 25, 2011, 4:58 am

Because there shit

nazikilla
Level 1
New Artist
November 1, 2011, 11:09 am

>.> someone has problems XD

Uno803
Level 38
Artisan Electrician
October 24, 2011, 4:38 pm

Thatsssssome very nisssse pick up linesssss you have there. It would be a ssssshame if anything happensssss to them :P

Timetraveler8
Level 37
Artisan Herobrine
October 24, 2011, 3:49 pm

That's a very nice everything you have there ;D

cooling57
Level 10
Journeyman Dragon
October 24, 2011, 3:31 pm

Hey baby your like minecraft, your good without mods and i love to play you

eldorrado
Level 43
Master Blob
October 25, 2011, 2:47 am

vanilla

cooling57
Level 10
Journeyman Dragon
October 25, 2011, 3:32 am

whats that mean?

eldorrado
Level 43
Master Blob
October 25, 2011, 3:34 am

no mods = vanilla

cooling57
Level 10
Journeyman Dragon
October 24, 2011, 3:28 pm

Are you a wolf cuz i'd like to tame ya!

eldorrado
Level 43
Master Blob
October 25, 2011, 3:34 am

X'D

Happybandaid
Retired Moderator
Level 40
Master Scribe
October 24, 2011, 2:45 pm

[size=12px][color=rgb(28,40,55)]"are you a redstone torch ? cuz you're activating my sticky piston"

THIS.[/color][/size]

eldorrado
Level 43
Master Blob
October 25, 2011, 2:48 am

mine X)

BlueDude35
Level 27
Expert Pokemon
October 24, 2011, 12:35 pm

Baby I'm a creeper, baby you're the moon. I'm gonna cry 'cuz you're gonna leave me soon.

eldorrado
Level 43
Master Blob
October 25, 2011, 2:50 am

better change it
[size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)]Baby you're the creeper, baby i'm your steve . I'm gonna stand 'cuz you're gonna blow me soon.[/color][/size]

BlueDude35
Level 27
Expert Pokemon
October 25, 2011, 11:05 am

Nah. In my version, it's like it's almost morning, and creepers are one of the few monsters that dont burn in sunlight.

vaxivop
Level 33
Artisan Spelunker
October 24, 2011, 4:31 am

Oh baby your cave is so dark, mind if i put my torch inside?

vaxivop
Level 33
Artisan Spelunker
October 24, 2011, 4:36 am

Oh hey there wanna go to bed? Oh you got THAT, wanna make the wool red?

eldorrado
Level 43
Master Blob
October 24, 2011, 4:34 am

*spamming lols*
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Brutakk
Level 21
Expert Pokemon
October 23, 2011, 10:33 pm

I'd Like to put a saddle on you a ride you all night

Evans
Chat Moderator
Level 1
New Network
October 23, 2011, 12:45 pm

i get even more wood when i look at you baby... :D

Xistence
Level 1
New Toast
October 23, 2011, 11:27 am

[size=12px][color=rgb(28,40,55)]"are you a redstone torch ? cuz you'r activating my sticky piston" That made me Lulz so hard[/color][/size]

eldorrado
Level 43
Master Blob
October 23, 2011, 11:30 am

glad it did :)

UtmostGorilla
Level 15
Journeyman Hunter
October 24, 2011, 4:36 am

yaya! lololol that ones the best! i actually stopped and laughed hardcore, then copied and pasted it on facebook haha :D

Xentrality
Level 13
Journeyman Pirate
October 23, 2011, 9:54 am

I would buy you a drink, but im a miner.

eldorrado
Level 43
Master Blob
October 23, 2011, 10:08 am

compliment ?

Jasonaris
Level 33
Artisan Blob
October 23, 2011, 5:35 am

Hey baby

Mind if you flip that switch ?

We can make redstone ALL NIGHT LONG

Hey baby those pressure plates of yours look awesome, it would look better with you can let me put my switch in between it ;)

eldorrado
Level 43
Master Blob
October 23, 2011, 10:09 am

XD these are now in mc pick up lines 4 and i made a link to your page

minime6446
Level 32
Artisan Unicorn
October 23, 2011, 4:21 am

Baby im a skeleton ciz if u wack me ill give u a bone

Dokiro
Level 1
New Miner
October 23, 2011, 12:26 am

babe im a skeleton ill give you a bone all night long

Dokiro
Level 1
New Miner
October 23, 2011, 12:25 am

How bout you refine my wood

eldorrado
Level 43
Master Blob
October 23, 2011, 12:35 am

hilarious X'D

Arzu
Level 17
Journeyman Ninja
October 22, 2011, 9:57 pm

Hey babe you been farming for long?

because that looks like a nice stretched out hoe you got there...

eldorrado
Level 43
Master Blob
October 22, 2011, 10:08 pm

answer: let's make some crops grow !
lol

EPICLizard13
Level 36
Artisan Creeper Hugger
October 22, 2011, 9:18 pm

hmm... there should be non-sexual related funny ones... but these are funny dont get me wrong.

eldorrado
Level 43
Master Blob
October 22, 2011, 9:23 pm

ok on part 3 wich will be done tonight

EPICLizard13
Level 36
Artisan Creeper Hugger
October 22, 2011, 9:34 pm

oh ok thats cool. didnt think anyone would respond to that. lol

Arzu
Level 17
Journeyman Ninja
October 22, 2011, 9:48 pm

dude ... corny pick up lines = sex jokes

THATS DA FREAKIN POINT BRO

darknick1998
Level 34
Artisan Pony
October 22, 2011, 8:16 pm

this blog is hilarious!lol

eldorrado
Level 43
Master Blob
October 22, 2011, 8:20 pm

thnx go to my page for part 2

NeoTalon
Level 36
Artisan Droid
October 22, 2011, 3:27 pm

best line ever....(##) Hi I'm Notch

eldorrado
Level 43
Master Blob
October 22, 2011, 7:15 pm

this one will work 100%

NeoTalon
Level 36
Artisan Droid
October 22, 2011, 9:41 pm

:)

UtmostGorilla
Level 15
Journeyman Hunter
October 24, 2011, 4:38 am

lol

Knarfer
Level 32
Artisan Cake
October 22, 2011, 2:35 pm

Baby, you're an endermen I could stare at you all night long!

NeoTalon
Level 36
Artisan Droid
October 22, 2011, 3:28 pm

and all day.

eldorrado
Level 43
Master Blob
October 22, 2011, 7:16 pm

and all eternity

Chainsaw99
Level 34
Artisan Taco
October 22, 2011, 9:38 pm

and all the time chuck norris could have been doing it

eldorrado
Level 43
Master Blob
October 22, 2011, 1:18 pm

i think you'r an acheivement cuz i'm getting wood

Mallentadro
Level 16
Journeyman Cake
October 22, 2011, 6:51 pm

LOL

TheEpicSpelunker
Level 7
Apprentice Prince
October 22, 2011, 2:23 pm

I LOVE IT!!!!

danger12001
Level 28
Expert Blacksmith
October 22, 2011, 12:34 pm

[size=12px][color=rgb(28,40,55)]Hey baby, wanna come back to my base and let me explode my creeper in your mine tunnel?

HA!

[/color][/size]

eldorrado
Level 43
Master Blob
October 22, 2011, 12:42 pm

lol

Ripshift_minecraft
Level 45
Master Enderdragon
October 22, 2011, 11:26 am

You burn my eyes more than a flint and steel!

eldorrado
Level 43
Master Blob
October 22, 2011, 12:43 pm

XD

Ripshift_minecraft
Level 45
Master Enderdragon
October 22, 2011, 12:53 pm

You like?

eldorrado
Level 43
Master Blob
October 22, 2011, 12:55 pm

yup

Ripshift_minecraft
Level 45
Master Enderdragon
October 22, 2011, 12:57 pm

:)

bilderbob
Level 16
Journeyman Cake
October 22, 2011, 11:21 am

lol

eldorrado
Level 43
Master Blob
October 22, 2011, 11:23 am

1 up ?

bilderbob
Level 16
Journeyman Cake
October 22, 2011, 11:26 am

oh yeah i forgot :O

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