It's minecraft son, what you think that means!
I grab my pickaxe and shovel and the rest of my things,
I walk to tree and punch the shit out of them logs,
then i stack up like im playing with Lincoln Logs!
I battle monsters as soon as the sun disapeers
Then I setlle in my den and drink a couple of beers
Cuz I'm Steve like no other, I aint your sister or your brother!
I'm an adventurer son, I make Bear Grylis look like he was born in a gutta
I fight cuz I hate the goddamn creepers, spiders, and zombies
I do it cuz Im the biggest G there'll ever be!
I beat shit out of them with my bare hands!
Ever done that son? No? CUZ YOU AINT A MAN!
I play dress up, but only in the manliest fashion,
I can be the devil or even a deviled cake!
And alligator, a Trollagator, or even a Crepe!
I don't gotta worry bout food,
cuz pigs bring themselves right to my door
And i grow my own food
and don't gotta worry bout buying from the store
For clothes I slaughter my cows,
I bring in the bacon
oh wait thats not even cows?
Is it... Oh well my raps are still a-shakin
Cuz here comes the best part,
the best part of my job
THE GODDAMN Diamonds son,
you ever heard of them?
I be crafting up armor and indestructible weapons
Be butt whipping those crazy teleportin Enderman
I'm a crazy maverick with a license to kill
Golden grills for my teeth? HELL NO, DIAMOND GRILLS
But yea that was all in the past, because u see last night
The big ass top G, that's me,
Took an arrow.. to the knee
;) liked my rap? Diamond's are appreciated. I will update over time, and later I will make a youtube video!