One day, an old creeper called Mr Creeper, moved into a new house, in a new town, hoping for a new life. On the day he moved into his new house, he went round to his neighbors house and asked him,
"What'sssssssssss the name of my house" Mr Creeper asked,
"Well it's cherry blossom," he said, in a bit of a small ish way, but Mr Creeper not being able to hear very well, thought he said Hairy Bottom.
Mr Creeper went back home and decided that he wanted to have a pet, as he felt really lonely. So he went to the pet shop and brought a dog. He asked the pet shop owner,
"What'sssssssss the name of thisssssssss dog?"
"It's Billy," said the pet shop owner in a lovingly soft voice. But as you know, Mr Creeper can't hear very well, so he thought that she said Willy.
One day Mr Creeper lost his dog. So he went to the police station and told the police man,
"Please help me sir, I've lost my willy and I've looked all over my Hairy Bottom."