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My Little Troll Rap

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Level 30 : Artisan Dragonborn
Posted 03/28/12 3:06:50 am , last updated: 03/29/12 10:35:24 pm
03/28/12
Here is my attempts at a good rap for irritating trolls.

Are you ready for this?
I got the beat,
Bro just face the heat, 
Cuz if you bring an army then let them never harm me,
Because if you try and keep it clean, you'd better keep it sweet,
Like a racist chic,
So what's up, I'm that guy
Built so fly like Bill Nye the science guy,
When I see you hating,
I see a little prick raging,
Oh my,
Rolled on by and I see a guy,
Acting like you have the swag like Buffy,
Who's he? You gotta be kidding me,
Try and beat me cuz I can't run out of batteries,
I don't want to mess with the peace,
All I want is a Reece's piece and some drinks,
You think you can be Rick rolling,
All you're doing is trick trolling,
So kid just get a life, get a wife,
Hey maybe you should actually sleep at night.
You're just as fat as Rebecca Black,
Bro just stop jer*ing off,
Bro i'm bringing Ubisoft cuz it's Uber soft,
Grab a dictionary,
Bro stop holding stationary,
Try and keep nagging,
Son I can't simply stop swagging,
Keep watching TV,
You are about to become Darky sweet.

If you guys think that this was a good rap then diamond so I know if I should make more raps.

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2012-04-14 05:02:32
by Darky

Update #1 : 03/29/2012 10:35:24 pm3/29/12

Edited pieces here and there.

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SlurgeCraft
Level 8
Apprentice Pony
March 30, 2012, 2:11 pm

Do doubletime rap and i  appreciate it those are rhymes like >House-Mouse every 6yr old knows that these would rhyme .. beat this.

iRapp
Site Moderator
Level 45
Master Technomancer
March 30, 2012, 9:55 am

Good job, but I don't like how you took a lot of your rhymes from Watsky. Overall though, you did a fairly nice job.

Darky
Level 30
Artisan Dragonborn
March 30, 2012, 8:26 pm

Yeah, I changed it, listen to the rap and then listen to Watsky, it's different.

The White Knight
Level 19
Journeyman Ninja
March 30, 2012, 12:01 am

ZOMFG U SHOULD SING THAT DIAMOND TROLOLOLLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOl

Attomic_rainbow
Level 1
New Crafter
March 29, 2012, 9:31 pm

FREAKING EPIC MAN DIAMOND FOR U =DDDDDD

Jacobef02
Level 4
Apprentice Farmer
March 29, 2012, 7:48 pm

i love the rap i wish it was on youtube with you singing it tho good job im gonna give a diamond :D

Darky
Level 30
Artisan Dragonborn
March 29, 2012, 7:54 pm

Thanks.

Bi0_Reaper
Level 13
Journeyman Pirate
March 29, 2012, 5:50 pm

Ya if you guys dont know his song is just based on this 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6XLswqiX0s&feature=relmfu

xmancraft
Level 2
Apprentice Miner
March 29, 2012, 2:58 pm

that was epic

 

xMetrooo
Level 15
Journeyman Dragonborn
March 29, 2012, 11:32 am

That was cool, and normally I don't like rap :P

green3y3guy
Level 15
Journeyman Caveman
March 29, 2012, 10:08 am

more raps!

ParaHaXz
Level 30
Artisan Pixel Painter
March 29, 2012, 9:14 am

It's alright, I've given you a diamond.

GastroDragon
Level 28
Expert Ninja
March 29, 2012, 3:25 am

I could make a simple beat for it if you want :) just tell me the BPM and I'm on it ;)

amars1545
Level 17
Journeyman Architect
March 28, 2012, 11:48 pm

how are we suppose to now the damn tune

julian112897
Level 26
Expert Architect
March 28, 2012, 9:47 pm

Totally Worth it :)

J_S_T_N
Level 20
Expert Nerd
March 28, 2012, 4:39 pm

Rapper : : Poet Expressing his Feelings
Troll Face : : Overused

Baethos
Level 2
Apprentice Ranger
March 28, 2012, 2:00 pm

then, just at the end, "problem groundfags?"

DIAMONDS! DIAMONDS EVERYWHERE!

SlurgeCraft
Level 8
Apprentice Pony
March 28, 2012, 12:26 pm

6 yr olds can rap better

Darky
Level 30
Artisan Dragonborn
March 28, 2012, 12:28 pm

O Rlly? So let's see you rap better

Build4EVER
Level 11
Journeyman Taco
March 28, 2012, 2:13 pm

minecraft rap yo.


minecraft punchin, 
minecraft blocks,
minecraft dirt,
minecraft rocks.


look at this,
look at that,
diamond block,
diamond hat,


you can make a skin,
you can make a mod,
I'm so good at what I do,
I'm better than P-rod,


some are better,
some are worse'
if u so jealous,
whack me with yo purse!


chillin,
eatin my froyo,
I'm ready for anything,
come at me, bro!


BLAZEBEAT!

xmancraft
Level 2
Apprentice Miner
March 29, 2012, 2:59 pm

thats epic 2

 

ParaHaXz
Level 30
Artisan Pixel Painter
March 29, 2012, 9:16 am

Like the first part ever so slightly, the rest was awful.

megaflyer
Level 1
New Explorer
March 28, 2012, 7:06 pm

Well you were obviously right :b

Build4EVER
Level 11
Journeyman Taco
March 29, 2012, 12:17 pm

it is a blog post by me, too, I fixed the end

Cawkav
Level 55
Grandmaster Hero
March 28, 2012, 8:25 am

Can you make it so that the words will be related to minecraft? I will make a video on it if you make minecraft version one! :)

Darky
Level 30
Artisan Dragonborn
March 28, 2012, 12:04 pm

Yeah, I will.

Aximili
Level 57
Grandmaster Dwarf
March 28, 2012, 7:57 am

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO! Thank you for credit! TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL

TheYarikCool
Level 4
Apprentice Artist
March 28, 2012, 7:12 am

nice made one diamond


 = )

Nngag
Level 1
New Explorer
March 28, 2012, 5:16 am

aweeeeeeeesome!!!!!!!

MIKEYMK
Level 15
Journeyman Engineer
March 28, 2012, 4:46 am

niiiiiiiiicccce rap bro , n now add beat 

EvilKnievelGreb
Level 13
Journeyman Dragonborn
March 28, 2012, 12:23 am

I agree with menno127, id like to see this on youtube.

menno127
Level 15
Journeyman Dragonborn
March 27, 2012, 11:43 pm

nice rap maybe you should make a song of it

Darky
Level 30
Artisan Dragonborn
March 27, 2012, 11:54 pm

Possibly.

Triple2712
Level 17
Journeyman Caveman
March 27, 2012, 11:26 pm

Nicccce dude! Keep it up!

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