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My Little Troll Rap

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Darky's Avatar Darky
Level 36 : Artisan Dragonborn
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Here is my attempts at a good rap for irritating trolls.

Are you ready for this?
I got the beat,
Bro just face the heat,
Cuz if you bring an army then let them never harm me,
Because if you try and keep it clean, you'd better keep it sweet,
Like a racist chic,
So what's up, I'm that guy
Built so fly like Bill Nye the science guy,
When I see you hating,
I see a little prick raging,
Oh my,
Rolled on by and I see a guy,
Acting like you have the swag like Buffy,
Who's he? You gotta be kidding me,
Try and beat me cuz I can't run out of batteries,
I don't want to mess with the peace,
All I want is a Reece's piece and some drinks,

You think you can be Rick rolling,
All you're doing is trick trolling,
So kid just get a life, get a wife,
Hey maybe you should actually sleep at night.
You're just as fat as Rebecca Black,
Bro just stop jer*ing off,
Bro i'm bringing Ubisoft cuz it's Uber soft,
Grab a dictionary,
Bro stop holding stationary,
Try and keep nagging,
Son I can't simply stop swagging,
Keep watching TV,
You are about to become Darky sweet.

If you guys think that this was a good rap then diamond so I know if I should make more raps.
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Update #1 : by Darky 03/29/2012 10:35:24 pmMar 29th, 2012

Edited pieces here and there.

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03/30/2012 6:11 pm
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SlurgeCraft
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Do doubletime rap and i appreciate it those are rhymes like >House-Mouse every 6yr old knows that these would rhyme .. beat this.
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03/30/2012 1:55 pm
Level 50 : Grandmaster Technomancer
iRapp
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Good job, but I don't like how you took a lot of your rhymes from Watsky. Overall though, you did a fairly nice job.
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03/31/2012 12:26 am
Level 36 : Artisan Dragonborn
Darky
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Yeah, I changed it, listen to the rap and then listen to Watsky, it's different.
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03/30/2012 4:01 am
Level 25 : Expert Ninja
The White Knight
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ZOMFG U SHOULD SING THAT DIAMOND TROLOLOLLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOl
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03/30/2012 1:31 am
Level 5 : Apprentice Crafter
Attomic_rainbow
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FREAKING EPIC MAN DIAMOND FOR U =DDDDDD
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03/29/2012 11:48 pm
Level 3 : Apprentice Farmer
Jacobef02
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i love the rap i wish it was on youtube with you singing it tho good job im gonna give a diamond :D
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03/29/2012 11:54 pm
Level 36 : Artisan Dragonborn
Darky
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Thanks.
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03/29/2012 9:50 pm
Level 20 : Expert Pirate
Bi0_Reaper
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Ya if you guys dont know his song is just based on this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6XLswqiX0s&feature=relmfu
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03/29/2012 6:58 pm
Level 4 : Apprentice Miner
xmancraft
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that was epic
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03/29/2012 3:32 pm
Level 21 : Expert Dragonborn
xMetrooo
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That was cool, and normally I don't like rap :P
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