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RANT: Terrible Grammar

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alj21's Avatar alj21
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First, I wanted to state that this isn't about typos, spelling mistakes or the use of abbreviations. Now that that's out of the way, I'd like to continue with this 'Rant'.

1. No Punctuation
Okay, I can understand a missing apostrophe, a missing comma or a missing Capital Letter, but when someone writes a sentence like it is an ongoing speech with no pauses and no breaks it can be very hard to distinguish or read at all. See what I mean? I mean I'm not a Grammar Nazi, but I still like to be able to understand what you are typing!

2. Overuse of Abbreviations or "LOLspeak"
I myself use the occasional 'lol', 'afk' or 'idk', but my sentences aren't 7 characters long. When ur using gr8 amounts of LOLs, OMGs and ROFLs, it becomes annoying, and what has saved you 2 seconds in typing has given me the challenge of trying to work out what the hell you've just said.

3. Overuse of *gulp* PMC smilies.
This is normally not a problem, but when some 9 year old can't help getting all mad, they don't need to type 100s of "mad" or "evil" smilies. This is actually a quote from someone on a post, I won't mention who, but it is a perfect example;
"
If This Does Happen My Face Will Turn Like This:
lol"
That sentence is so... Badly formed. It uses a smiley to convey an emotion, of which I cannot really decipher.

4. RanDom CapiTals
Sometimes it looks good to have more than one word in a sentence with a Capital Letter at the start, especially in a title. But When Someone Has Capital Letters At The Start Of Every Single Word oR hAs cApiTal LeTTers RandOmlY In eVeRY siNGle WOrd tHeY TyPE, it becomes a jumble, a hodge-podge of unformed, underdeveloped words making a terrible excuse for a sentence.

5. Numb3rs 1ns1d3 w0rd5
My 5th and last Pet Peeve is numb3rs 1nsid3 0f w0rd5. It is unnecessary, and makes any text a mumbo-jumbo of undecipherable words. It is time consuming to translate and annoying to look at.

And that brings my rant to an end. I hope it was as interesting to read as it was to write. Please leave a Diamond, maybe give this blog a favourite and feel free to subscribe, this is the first of hopefully many more blogs and other stuff I'm planning to make.
Thanks for Reading!
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01/18/2014 6:43 pm
Level 31 : Artisan Blockhead
FlatSplatMatt-
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wew muh assseeionneeis! demid to u
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01/18/2014 3:36 pm
Level 29 : Expert Zombie
LovelyIris6
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I dont have a oerfect grammar.. You can see that in some blogs of me. But im Dutch :I
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01/18/2014 12:30 pm
Level 9 : Apprentice Archer
erthe7the7w8trw
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hehe soo tru peeple are so bad u r noobs sky sux squids r greet lmaooooooooooo
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12/31/2013 4:48 pm
Level 29 : Expert Taco
FluffTheSkinMaker
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Wow! I agree that the grammar leve on the internet is very...crappy. Also, this is Fluff from MineTrek
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01/01/2014 7:40 pm
Level 26 : Expert Mountaineer
alj21
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Hey Fluff, long time no see :D
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12/31/2013 3:42 pm
Level 16 : Journeyman Mage
rocknsugar
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Most people on the internet: What is this "grammar" you speak of?
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12/31/2013 7:31 pm
Level 2 : Apprentice Miner
Targaryean
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Nope. Most people would be like this: wuT i5 DiS grAmmEr u sp33k off lol lmao u gUy5 r SOO funN3y :D :D :D :D :D
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12/31/2013 11:55 am
Level 3 : Apprentice Network
Toolman12
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Haha, I liked this one. Sometimes, I just see people saying "uhhh 1v1 me in cod nuub bcuz ur face iz so bad." it annoys the heck outta me! Especially the "I Like This Website It Is So Cool" people. Thank you for this blog, now I know it's not just me! - Toolman12
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12/31/2013 11:49 am
Level 10 : Journeyman Pirate
LordAskelon
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12/31/2013 12:42 am
Level 52 : Grandmaster Batman
smanrt
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I have horrible grammar haha
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