HEY YOU!
YEAH YOU!
Have you ever wanted to have real life minecraft? Well if so, you're a nerd, but there is now a mod for real life! It is called Useless Real Life Minecraft Mod! (no modloader required). This mod includes a diamond pickaxe, worth $5,000,000,000 and inflatable creeper, and a steve costume. This is a complete waste of your hard earned cash!
Well too bad! Reall life is an amazing place where you can mingle with the opposite gender, and go to the movies. Maybe go outside, the textures are 102,400x102,400 pixels! It is amazing, but it doesnt lag, unless you are actually slow... But if you don't want to go without minecraft, then follow these completely "legit" directions to having miencraft in real life!
Here is how to install this RL mod!
1) Make 5,000,000,001 USD
3) Purchase with your 5,000,000,001 USD
4) Wait 1-980,384,293 days for arrival.
5) Open up, put on the steve costume, inflate the creeper, play with the pick, and enjoy!
This is how to play minecraft IN REAL LIFE! This is totally not a scam to make trillions of dollars off of desperate people. But don't wait too long there is a lmited number of these being made!
oops, you waited too long, you missed your oppurtunity to buy this one of a kind piece of doody. You silly alpaca. I feel like slapping you with a pineapple. Well, that is how to install Real Life Mod IN REAL LIFE!
Sincerely,
R_M
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