The adventures of Steve!
Level 30 : Artisan Cake
Once years ago in the land of Minecraftia lived an old man with a black beard, browny dark hair, a blue t-shirt and some taty trousers. He was in his small wooden house, reading his map. He was called Steve.
"Come on there's got to be something other than me and these animals and horrible monsters!" he muttered to himself. He was getting quite annoyed because he wanted someone else to be in his world.
Suddenly he jumped up. "Right! I am going to find someone else or a dog or a cat!" he picked up all of his things. "There has GOT to be someone!"
"Goodbye!" He stomped out of his dusty house. It was sunrise. He started to walk forward, he hoped he got some where safe when those pesky monsters came out from their hiding places. He walked past his mine, the little garden he had made and some pretty large trees.
I'm in a jungle, I think he guessed. There was huge trees so he kind of new.
Suddenly behind the trees came a "Rrrrrooof!" A dog!
But wait, he thought, Damn! I don't have a bone! "Sorry little doggy!" he said in a tone as if he was talking to a baby, "I don't have a bone for you"
The dog stalked over to him and Steve tickled him, "If I see you again, I will call you Berty" Suddenly love hearts appeared over the dog. "Bu... Wha... I didn't give you a b-bone! But I suppose if you like me, I will take you with me. Do you think you could help me find someone else? And fine a bone and some fish for you?"
"Rrrroooof!" said the dog happily as if saying, Yes, I would love too come with you!
Chapter 2 - Doggy Time!
They set out at noon, but Steve knew that now he had his dog, it would kill the enemies - but not the creepers - they were the ones Steve worried about most, he had seen them before, those suicide bombers, they were horrible, but still Steve dreamed about him stabbing them in the guts and how good he would feel.
"Come on Berty," he said "We need to get going"
He had no idea where they were going but he packed his huge map so he could see at least where they were going. "Hold up Bert, I need to stop," he croaked.
"Rooof," roofed Berty, he looked like he needed one too.
Steve sat down and stretched his legs and leant his head against a tree behind him. It was getting late and he was tired, but he couldn't sleep because of those monsters. He got his iron sword out. He engraved the sentance "I am Steve, please if anyone reads this, I am walking on somewhere" in the dirt.
Suddenly a zombie spawned, but Berty knew what to do. The zombie had probably seen better days. He was dead in a few seconds.
"Must be the monsters Bert! We need to move, he jumped up and stopped writing his message. His sword was a perfect fit for him. It slotted in his hand like a key in a lock. It also wasn't very heavy for him, which was good for killing lots of monsters at once.
Before, when he was younger, he had practised lots of moves with his sword. He could slide and hit monsters in their privates with his sword (ouch!), jump and cut their head off (Very ouch), cut them into four pieces and much more ouches.
"I'll take this one Berty!" he said, cutting a zombies head off. "There! Berty watch out!"
They were in a big fight with lots of monsters. He saw a creeper! This was his chance to shine! He ran at it, stabbed his chest both black eyes, it's feet and cut his neck off!
"WOAH!" he screamed, "I DID IT, I DID IT!" He started cutting monsters arms and legs and heads off at random. "That's all of them gone," he said in more of a hushed tone.
"Rrrrrrrrrrrooooof!" said Berty quite happily chewing on zombie insides and skeleton bones.
Chapter 3 - What have we found?
They had found a big temple-like building made of cobble-stone and mossy cobble-stone. "I know what this is" said Steve. He suddenly remembered, they had treasure in them and lots and lots of traps. If they got the treasure, it would be amazing, but if one of them set of a trap... that would be bad.
"Right, Berty, this is a temple with lots of treasure in it.... but there is also traps. Here's the plan: We go in with some torches and break all of the traps, we grab the treasure, and RUN! We make a little house, even maybe a tree-house and spend a couple of days there. You with me?"
"Rrrrrooof!" said Berty as If saying "Yeeeeees!"
"Good! Right, 3, 2, 1, GO!"
They ran in the temple, but were careful. Steve destroyed some of the traps and Berty clawed the string.
"Right, soon there will be a passcode lock. We will need to crack it" said Steve nervously.
"Yes we will," said Berty.
"D-d-did you just talk?" stammered Steve.
"Yes, please don't faint." said Berty.
"Wow! I got a talking dog on my team!!!"
"Yep, and I've got a human on my team!" said Berty.
After hours of trying codes, they cracked it. The code was 4079. Steve grabbed 10 diamonds, 10 emeralds, 10 iron, lots of different potions, some leads and lots more.
"Let's run Berty!" spoke Steve.
They ran and ran and ran until they found a tree to make a tree house in. It was a large tree with a lovely view of the water when they stood at the top of it. Steve also made a mine for more ores now he had a diamond sword, and a diamond pickaxe. There house was really quite nice and they lived there for 2 weeks.
Chapter 4 - Time to move!
Steve and Berty woke up by a ear-bursting crackle sound. They both jumped up, Steve's new amazing diamond sword at the ready and Berty's jaws ready to pounce.
"AHH!" shouted Steve.
"What WAS that?" Berty screamed.
They ran out. All of the trees around theirs had disappeared. Like none had existed all below them was just grass.
"W-what happened?" asked Steve nervously.
"No idea," replied Berty, "You okay?"
"Yeah," lied Steve. He was not okay, he was in shock, he had no idea what had happened or what happened. "We need to move, I'll go get our stuff and my back-pack. You wait here," He ran into the treehouse, grabbed all of their thinks and his back-pack and ran with Berty.
"Where exactly are we going?" asked Berty.
"Like before," said Steve, "No idea whatsoever apart from find someone else."
They were in the desert, it was boiling. They kept drinking water. It was like walking in a giant microwave. Steve had never been in a place so warm.
"Ugh," muttered Berty, "Too... hot..."
"Here, have some water," said Steve nicely.
They were so hot that they hadn't even noticed that they had nearly walked into a huge, sand-stone pyramid.
"What the...?" cursed Steve.
"Now, now, stop cussing," said Berty responsibly.
Chapter 5 - They nearly get blown up!
They ran up it and jumped through the hole. They had closely missed a pressure plate which Steve figured was to activate a TNT trap. The pyramid was a large one with stairs in every corner, some wool on the floor and - best of all - Some chests full of diamonds and emeralds and whatnot.
"Whoa, wow!" said Berty. "This place is... unusual..."
"WATER!" said Steve, happily slurping down water, "Here, have some," He threw a bucket with fresh water in it to Berty.
"Thanks, dude," slurped Berty.
"Dude...?" asked Steve, confused.
Steve made a hole in the wall with his diamond pickaxe and they stumbled through it. They had nearly got themselves blown up and nearly ended this awesome story! But sadly, this ended the CHAPTER.
Chapter 6 - "Oh my God, we've found SOMEONE!"
They ran as fast as they could to another, cooler, biome.
"Aaaaaaahhhh..." said Berty in a sweet-ish voice, "Cooler biome are awesome!"
" I know, right?" replied Steve.
They were in a plains biome. It looked pretty cool with Steve's new resource pack. He downloaded Sourtex Fanver in between Chapters.
"Hey, Steve, you look different... Resource Pack installed?" Berty slobbed, trying to bit off a zombies head, poor thing.
"Yeah, Resource pack, like it?" asked Steve.
"SAVE ME, SOMEBODY SAVE MEEEEE! IT'S A CREEPER! ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!" screeched a womans voice.
"BERTY!" shouted Steve, in despair, "Come on, it's someone!! We've got to save hi- er... her!"
"Haaaakay!" said Berty.
"You've been watching ASFJerome on YouTube, haven't you?" sighed Steve.
They sprinted down an alley-way, towards the screaming voice, panting like troopers.
"I.... I think that she is down there!! YES, there quickly!" barked Steve.
They sprinted, and sprinted, for the girls sake and saw a creeper.
"Bow, bow, where's my bow?" muttered steve, searching his inventory, "Ahah! Here!"
He shot his bow at full-power, and shattered the creeper.
The girl got up and walked over to Steve, she kissed him, "Why, thank you. I could not have survived without you."
"Woooof!" woofed Berty.
"And you, of course."
Chapter 7 - What Happened in The End?
Well now, you may ask "What happens in the end". So I will tell you. Steve and Mariana got married and had babies and they all lived lived hapily together, away from the monsters. And that's how we end the story.
Thank you VERY much for reading this long story,
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Update #11 : 03/18/2017 8:17:35 pm3/18/17
*now that I am much more mature I may start writing here again :D*
Update #10 : 03/05/2014 2:49:26 am3/05/14
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Update #1 : 01/04/2014 9:15:17 am1/04/14
CHAPTER 2 Released!