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The fight to the Forums [Part one]

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Pinkie_Pie12570's Avatar Pinkie_Pie12570
Level 39 : Artisan Warrior
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I saw a blog about symbolizing PMC as a town or castle, about chocolate milk actually, but I thought I just had to make one... Just for the fun.

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Animatrix was just sitting under his bridge, waiting for him to beat up the next member that came along breaking rules. He sat down, looking at the shack all the ponies hung out in. "Darn it... no ones breaking any rules... I must find another thread... maybe one of those stupid ones that attract jokes" He said, walking over to the teleportation pods. He stepped into one, bringing him to a thread, words just hanging around on a bulletin board he read.

It was a normal day at the Roleplaying quarters, everyone seemed settled, though the roleplays proved pointlessly a inactive. I walked to a thread about 'The divine academy', the guards scanning me and gearing me up for roleplay.

"Ready" Said the guards

"Ready" I said.

The guards sent me through a teleportation, making wings appear on my back. I got ready to roleplay, but no one was there. "W... What?". I looked disappointed. "Bump..." I said slowly.

Paleos appeared out of no where "HASN'T YOUR MOTHER TAUGHT YOU ANYTHING BLAH BLAH I'M TO AWESOME TO BE DOING THIS BLAH BLAH"

I kicked him and walked to a teleportation pod, bringing me to the area selection room. I walked into another thread, the thread Animatrix was stalking.

"Unlike you, I actually put effort into my music"

I started to laugh, I held my mouth closed, but it was too hard not to.

I said "I put effort into my poop, doesn't make them famous".

Suddenly Animatrix hopped out of his hiding spot, wielding a large hammer. "Time for you to learn your place" He said, swinging at me.

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHGGGGGG!" I screamed as the hammer knocked me out of the forum chambers.

"Hehehehehe. I am sooooo awesome" Animatrix said, swinging his ban hammer randomly. "O- Oh god I must make a reason to of used my hammer... Uh...." He said

"Regularly disrupting threads just to post unnecessarily mean things" He said, holding back a laugh.

I hit the wall of the chat fortress, I needed to get help, I left all my items at the forum chambers. "So... Uh... Any ban appeals" I said, walking in.

Jesu eyed me. "Ban appeals? Silly users." He said, laughing. Everyone else laughed too, though at me. I frowned, accidentally walking into an advertisement.

"Oh shit... Whats with all these creepers!" I said, being bombed back and forth.

I was brought to the teleportation pods again. "Faaaahhhh... I need to get back in there" I said eyeing the teleporter to the forums. Finally I walked to it, but animatrix appeared out of nowhere, swinging his hammer randomly.

"AAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE" He said, hitting me away with his hammer.

"Come on" I said, trying to walk back in.

Animatrix threw a combustible lemon at me. "N-no... You wouldn't..." I said, stepping back. It exploded in lemon juice, slamming me against the wall.

I weakly said "Y- You... Wi- Will let m- me in..." Before falling unconscious.
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09/17/2012 4:20 pm
Level 39 : Artisan Warrior
Pinkie_Pie12570
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If theres any offense, I made this for the sole purpose to make mods look stupid, even though they aren't, its an interesting idea.
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09/17/2012 5:06 pm
Level 34 : Artisan Creeper Hugger
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This is pretty hilarious even if it is offense to mods. It s cool how you compared the the Pony Hub to a shack full of ponies XD
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