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I wake up in the morning. Feeding time, is it? Can't tell. I find my cage being opened.
"Foood!"I say in my hamster voice.
I get a bit of food. It had good flavor, but it wasn't quite enough for the day. I watch my owner. I hate him,
yet like him. I don't know what he is doing. It seems that he is playing a game. What is this game? I lean in for a better look. Wait
a minute... Is that... Minecraft? I knew this game. I've seen it numerous times. On the phone, the computer, even on the Xbox 360. My owner leaves the room...
"This is meh chance!" I say in my mind.
I go through the usual secret exit. I scurry across the bed towards the PC. I click and click and click. How much fun I was having? A lot of fun. Considering I was only making 1x1 Dirt block pillars I thought it was fun. My Owner walks in the room, and I jump inside a drawer. Holy crap! Where am I? My owner pulls me out/
"There you are, lil buddy! Wait. Wtf are you doing here? Aw whatever."
He puts me down inside my cage.
"CURSE YOU, FIEND!" I yelp with my hamster voice.
Why can't he ever understand me? Is it... my voice? I find that 5 minutes have passed. OH BOY! SLEEPING TIME!
*THE NEXT DAY*
I am on the computer while my owner is sleeping. This is spectacular! I have become a Pro at minecraft now... Hmm... Maybe I should make a youtube channel. Hell yeah!
*Makes Youtube Channel*
Hmm... 10 Subscribers. Not bad. Whose this? WHAT? HE HAS 25MIL SUBS!? I must reach this level one day... And that is exactly what I set out to do. I have created videos and my very own skin. What's next? The world.
The Hamster World.
"Foood!"I say in my hamster voice.
I get a bit of food. It had good flavor, but it wasn't quite enough for the day. I watch my owner. I hate him,
yet like him. I don't know what he is doing. It seems that he is playing a game. What is this game? I lean in for a better look. Wait
a minute... Is that... Minecraft? I knew this game. I've seen it numerous times. On the phone, the computer, even on the Xbox 360. My owner leaves the room...
"This is meh chance!" I say in my mind.
I go through the usual secret exit. I scurry across the bed towards the PC. I click and click and click. How much fun I was having? A lot of fun. Considering I was only making 1x1 Dirt block pillars I thought it was fun. My Owner walks in the room, and I jump inside a drawer. Holy crap! Where am I? My owner pulls me out/
"There you are, lil buddy! Wait. Wtf are you doing here? Aw whatever."
He puts me down inside my cage.
"CURSE YOU, FIEND!" I yelp with my hamster voice.
Why can't he ever understand me? Is it... my voice? I find that 5 minutes have passed. OH BOY! SLEEPING TIME!
*THE NEXT DAY*
I am on the computer while my owner is sleeping. This is spectacular! I have become a Pro at minecraft now... Hmm... Maybe I should make a youtube channel. Hell yeah!
*Makes Youtube Channel*
Hmm... 10 Subscribers. Not bad. Whose this? WHAT? HE HAS 25MIL SUBS!? I must reach this level one day... And that is exactly what I set out to do. I have created videos and my very own skin. What's next? The world.
The Hamster World.
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