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Woah, Blu, why are you ranting about the holidays? They're a good thing! Yeah, sure, but what the heck happened with the guys mind that though up "Woah, Jesus coming back means... Yellow marshmallows, eggs, and bunnies!" Okay, seriously?! Looking for eggs with candy inside is really, really religious. Come one, how does a holy spirit get translated into this crap?!
Plus, why does the world even do this? Hunting for hidden eggs isn't a tradition, no family would have been that random. Even some CHURCHES do this crap! I though Easter was to "welcome back our savior!" and "he's alive again!" Next, how did rabbits start to lay eggs? This is creepy, if you let those eggs hatch, we'll have a giant supply of tiny bunnies. BEWARE.
Next is the one I still don't get, but celebrate. Every year we spend millions of dollars on sugar that will make us fat. Yes, and we give it out to kids dressed in costumes. Wow. I shake my head and shun those who thought this was a "tradition". Our ancestors would die laughing, or be completely disgusted.
Halloween is a total disaster, loading our kids with sugar and fat, while we all say "eat healthy!" That is some total BS right there. Hypocrites, they are. Halloween came from the 'belief' that monsters and evil spirits were roaming on that one day, cause you know, they troll on that ONE day. People carved vegetables in scary faces to scare them away, and food out for the goblins to eat. Well, people are REALLY dumb, cause apparently there are still ghost trolls and goblins.
Finally, we get to our FAVORITE holiday, Christmas, probably the most commercial and inaccurate holiday there is. The first one, is that it is in December. The shepherds wouldn't have been outside in the middle of winter, nor would they have had sheep out. Second, there was no real 'present giving' during that time, it's the birth of Jesus! Instead, we've converted it to a present-buying bonanza, where millions of dollars are spent on everything NOT Christian.
I shake my head at these 'traditions'. But anyhow, have a Happy Easter, Merry Chirstmas, and a Happy Halloween (even though it's supposed to be scary as hell (get it?)). This has been a rant on absurd holidays, by Beastlyblu. Thanks for reading!
-LeBlu
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Plus, why does the world even do this? Hunting for hidden eggs isn't a tradition, no family would have been that random. Even some CHURCHES do this crap! I though Easter was to "welcome back our savior!" and "he's alive again!" Next, how did rabbits start to lay eggs? This is creepy, if you let those eggs hatch, we'll have a giant supply of tiny bunnies. BEWARE.
Next is the one I still don't get, but celebrate. Every year we spend millions of dollars on sugar that will make us fat. Yes, and we give it out to kids dressed in costumes. Wow. I shake my head and shun those who thought this was a "tradition". Our ancestors would die laughing, or be completely disgusted.
Halloween is a total disaster, loading our kids with sugar and fat, while we all say "eat healthy!" That is some total BS right there. Hypocrites, they are. Halloween came from the 'belief' that monsters and evil spirits were roaming on that one day, cause you know, they troll on that ONE day. People carved vegetables in scary faces to scare them away, and food out for the goblins to eat. Well, people are REALLY dumb, cause apparently there are still ghost trolls and goblins.
Finally, we get to our FAVORITE holiday, Christmas, probably the most commercial and inaccurate holiday there is. The first one, is that it is in December. The shepherds wouldn't have been outside in the middle of winter, nor would they have had sheep out. Second, there was no real 'present giving' during that time, it's the birth of Jesus! Instead, we've converted it to a present-buying bonanza, where millions of dollars are spent on everything NOT Christian.
I shake my head at these 'traditions'. But anyhow, have a Happy Easter, Merry Chirstmas, and a Happy Halloween (even though it's supposed to be scary as hell (get it?)). This has been a rant on absurd holidays, by Beastlyblu. Thanks for reading!
-LeBlu
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As for the church deciding to make this already pre-existing holiday about the death and rebirth of Jesus Christ, well that was simply a way to convert pagans to Christianity.
Someone's probably already mentioned these things. I haven't looked at all the comments lol