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joke9828
Level 33 : Artisan Electrician
Once upon a time there was a hellhole called minecraft. There lived a man called Steve. I don't know how he got there. Maybe he's actually in the real world! Suppose he got really drunk and wandered off into the forest? But that dosen't explain why the hole doddamn place is made out of blocks! Maybe minecraft is only Steves dream while he's drunk! We'll never know... but anyhow lets continue. Steve had made a small block house made of dirt, witch is weird cause dirt dosen't float! What the fuck? Why does dirt float and sand drops? It dosen't make any sense! Then one night, Steve found a creeper. The creeper was green and weird colored witchh leads to the question: Is this just Steve's dream? What the hell are creatures that creep around blowing up? Steve thought this creature was friendly, but he was mistaken. The creeper attacked him and blew himself up! Seriously! Notch, why did you create this thing? Maybe his friend was drunk and told him what he dreamt about. I don't know and nobody knows. Minecraft is a great game but where the hell do they come up with these things? I don't know! Part 2 coming but i guess you don't care! Whatever! Go jump in a well!

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  • StBrahmintippa
  • Level 28
  • Expert Mountaineer
  • January 14, 2012, 9:32 am
Notch made the creeper from a retexture of a pig.
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  • joke9828
  • Level 33
  • Artisan Electrician
  • January 15, 2012, 4:40 am
Yea... ok... whatever...
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  • StBrahmintippa
  • Level 28
  • Expert Mountaineer
  • January 15, 2012, 6:31 am
I was just answering your question...your welcome.
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  • joke9828
  • Level 33
  • Artisan Electrician
  • January 16, 2012, 4:06 am
K... i asked it? well not seriously
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  • StBrahmintippa
  • Level 28
  • Expert Mountaineer
  • January 16, 2012, 5:12 am
Ok, but it was a question, so I answered it.
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  • e-yap97
  • Level 27
  • Expert Ninja
  • January 11, 2012, 6:24 am
How old are you??
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  • chechenya1245
  • Level 16
  • Journeyman Architect
  • January 11, 2012, 7:17 am
Joke9828 says: dunno too stupid to realise its à computer game made out of pixels where everything is possible
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  • joke9828
  • Level 33
  • Artisan Electrician
  • January 11, 2012, 7:28 am
:P made this blog for fun. then these kindof assholes with no sense of humor come out of nowhere... thats life :)
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