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Diamonddozen
Level 45 : Master Baconator

Today I have decided to tell you guys the REAL story of Herobrine. Everything you have heard until now is fake.

I would just like to mention that this is completely made up. some of it may be true though.

It all started one day when Notch was about 14 years old. This was the age young Markus Perrson decided to learn how to program in Java. At that same time is older brother Herobrine had been getting into some bad stuff. He got into trouble with cops (Swedish cops are the worst), got into drugs, stole, and even shot someone (the person is still alive).

How this factors in with anything is when Mrs. Perrson had the last straw.
"HEROBRINE WE ARE DONE! YOU MUST GET OUT OF HOUSE NOW!" After several minutes of arguing Notch finally told Herobrine to leave. So he did.

That night the Perrsons were woken up with an unexpected visit.
"Your son, Herobrine, has mysteriously disappeared in the woods."
"How did this happen?"
"We think this has something to do with drugs Mrs. Persson."

And to this day if you are walking in the woods, in the dark, dead silence, with the only light glaring from your computer screen, You may see Herobrine.


I've already said this, but I thought I would blow it up for you:

THIS STORY IS COMPLETELY FAKE AND I MADE IT UP. NO ONE KNOWS THE REAL STORY OF HEROBRINE thanks.

If you want you can check out the rest of the "The REAL Story of..." Series.


The REAL Story of The Enderman


The REAL Story of The Creeper
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Update #2 : 07/24/2012 2:21:30 pm7/24/12

Check out the rest of the series. This is the worst of the series.

Update #1 : 07/23/2012 6:54:34 pm7/23/12

Made to to the pop reel (then lost it). WOOHOO!

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  • aaronx75
  • Level 1
  • New Crafter
  • February 10, 2014, 9:00 pm
that pic of Notch...

is Notch Herobrine ಠ_ಠ
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Herobrine does not exist :)
But it is a Minecraft user called Herobrine though.
Herobrine is a hoax made to troll people. Notch even said so on twitter.
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  • Pizzavolcano
  • Level 3
  • Apprentice Skinner
  • August 12, 2014, 8:42 pm
Also Notch said the whole thing was a joke.
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Exactly.
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  • Kadinz
  • Level 14
  • Journeyman Mage
  • January 15, 2014, 4:45 pm
Herobrine is real but he isn't the evil ghost you currputs your game and such. He's just a player: if you get the player head item and give it a player tag of 'Herobrine' it will have his skin. This account was probably made by Mojang to freak people out.
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Herobrine is real. He's just a player though.
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herobrine is only partially real, only obtainable through hacked/modded games (this includes plugins.). otherwise there is no real evidense herobrine is real.
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  • Haasman29
  • Level 22
  • Expert Pixel Puncher
  • January 4, 2014, 4:08 pm
Before Minecraft was ever released, Notch was making a Mob for Minecraft, called the Human. It looked exactly like Steve and just walked around. A rendering glitch made their eyes appear completely white.

Alas, Herobrine was born.
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  • Diamonddozen
  • Level 45
  • Master Baconator
  • January 4, 2014, 5:10 pm
Good to know.
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  • TheminerX90
  • Level 1
  • New Explorer
  • November 15, 2013, 10:23 pm
Lol you said it was real but it wasn't
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No Offence everybody and Especially Notch please don't hate me
but Notch looks like a Fat Joker with no Clown Make up and Black clothes... sorry XD
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  • aaronx75
  • Level 1
  • New Crafter
  • February 10, 2014, 9:00 pm
yes yes he dus
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This Picture freaks me up.
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  • Chris254
  • Level 1
  • New Miner
  • April 14, 2013, 4:32 pm
Actually sounds like it could be real
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  • shadowkhat
  • Level 20
  • Expert Dragonborn
  • March 29, 2013, 2:23 pm
sounds more like slendermn....
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  • JennaGrace
  • Level 1
  • New Miner
  • February 22, 2013, 4:40 pm
good thinking you almost had me beliving that lol
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  • Woodstockk
  • Level 36
  • Artisan Nerd
  • February 12, 2013, 7:53 pm
it would be very wierd and funneh if herobrine was created by taking drugs lol
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ere take a diamond
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  • Diamonddozen
  • Level 45
  • Master Baconator
  • November 16, 2012, 7:30 am
Thank you.
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I wonder how long before someone thinks this is the real story.
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  • Zombater
  • Level 1
  • New Miner
  • September 21, 2012, 9:11 pm
Misleading title. You must change it. The person who Herobrine shot was Nathan Adams BTW.
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  • Diamonddozen
  • Level 45
  • Master Baconator
  • January 28, 2013, 3:12 am
Herobrine was a glitch in the code. How would he be able to shoot someone?
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  • CosmicLuigi
  • Level 13
  • Journeyman Mountaineer
  • August 15, 2012, 9:56 pm
soooooo.... you said its completely fake when you put in the title "the REAL story of herobrine"? that is both misleading AND lying.
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O oops I guess it is....
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  • Collierdude
  • Level 42
  • Master Taco
  • August 15, 2012, 4:04 pm
First of all, you say he was Notch's older brother. Then you say he was his son? The you say this story is completely real. Then you say it is fake? Also, who walks in the woods at night with a computer?
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  • Diamonddozen
  • Level 45
  • Master Baconator
  • August 15, 2012, 5:11 pm
First of all, Mr. Perrson is Notch's dad. Second of all, I was joking, it's a story. Third of all, I meant you are playing Minecraft. And you never know. Someone might actually do that.
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  • Zolika1351
  • Level 1
  • New Miner
  • April 19, 2014, 6:22 am
I would walk in the woods at night with a computer
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  • NWxTHExNINJ4x
  • Level 2
  • Apprentice Dragonborn
  • July 24, 2012, 8:11 pm
I know your saying its made up but herobrine is fake, notch confirmed it, he said it may be a future update
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  • Diamonddozen
  • Level 45
  • Master Baconator
  • July 24, 2012, 8:23 pm
We all know Herobrine is fake.
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  • Cooleo12
  • Level 1
  • New Miner
  • July 24, 2012, 4:28 pm
cool story bro
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  • Evans
  • Chat Moderator
  • Level 1
  • New Network
  • July 24, 2012, 1:02 pm
FALSE. Markus Persson started programming at the age of 7.
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  • Diamonddozen
  • Level 45
  • Master Baconator
  • July 24, 2012, 3:56 pm
THIS STORY IS COMPLETELY FAKE AND I MADE IT UP.
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  • Evans
  • Chat Moderator
  • Level 1
  • New Network
  • July 24, 2012, 4:05 pm
AT LEAST DO YOUR RESEARCH.
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  • Diamonddozen
  • Level 45
  • Master Baconator
  • July 24, 2012, 4:19 pm
I don't need to do my research if it's a story I am making up. I don't think Robert Munsch did research on the sleeping patterns of someone.
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BURN!
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  • ninjabread
  • Level 21
  • Expert Ninja
  • July 24, 2012, 12:39 pm
I know,Based on slenderman (the no faced creepy guy) notch made the dark side of minecraft just to scare the players,AND THEN HE'S COMING IN THE 1.3 UPDATE
prepare yourself
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  • JennaGrace
  • Level 1
  • New Miner
  • February 22, 2013, 4:41 pm
actually the enderman was added thinking of SLenderman
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Lol hes not in 1.3...
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  • Spierzy
  • Level 35
  • Artisan Pixel Painter
  • July 24, 2012, 11:04 am
First of all it's not perrson it's persson.
The second thing is (unless you didn't fake it, "the swedish cops are the worst" i'ma swed and i know they suck!
And I know this is fake but that didn't story didn't say a shit about how he got into the game -.-
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  • Austin_Johnson
  • Level 14
  • Journeyman Dragonborn
  • July 24, 2012, 10:00 am
this is like a bull toilet who names their kid "herobrine"?
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  • Diamonddozen
  • Level 45
  • Master Baconator
  • August 15, 2012, 5:13 pm
Who name's their kid Austin?
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  • Austin_Johnson
  • Level 14
  • Journeyman Dragonborn
  • August 26, 2012, 3:46 am
well obviously someone jackschitt
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  • CosmicLuigi
  • Level 13
  • Journeyman Mountaineer
  • July 24, 2012, 9:10 am
then wtf is this blog actually for if its fake?
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  • Diamonddozen
  • Level 45
  • Master Baconator
  • August 15, 2012, 5:13 pm
It's a story I made up.
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  • -[cooool777]-
  • Level 18
  • Journeyman Dragon
  • July 24, 2012, 9:33 am
youve got a point
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  • NinjaRules
  • Level 49
  • Master Ninja
  • July 24, 2012, 10:29 am
It's just lore...
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  • Hrag1997
  • Level 20
  • Expert Cake
  • July 24, 2012, 6:24 am
cool story dude diamond for you :D
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  • JohnisFresh
  • Level 4
  • Apprentice Skinner
  • July 24, 2012, 3:57 am
Herobrines actually my bestfriend. Seriously. I hang out with him. no joke.
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  • Spierzy
  • Level 35
  • Artisan Pixel Painter
  • July 24, 2012, 11:11 am
Cool story bro.
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  • JohnisFresh
  • Level 4
  • Apprentice Skinner
  • July 24, 2012, 3:04 pm
.... XDXDXD
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haha awesome story
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  • Charri10
  • Level 1
  • New Artist
  • July 24, 2012, 2:42 am
Loller's Diamond :D
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  • carloooo
  • Level 62
  • High Grandmaster Architect
  • July 24, 2012, 2:01 am
LOL
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  • duhnicole
  • Level 1
  • New Miner
  • July 24, 2012, 1:06 am
The picture is scary D:
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i lol'd when i saw the pic

Also the real story is notch has a split personality disorder and it started when he was cleaning his toilet and he got bleach in his eyes, and from then on his second personality was known as herobrine (which sounds like "hellablind" and he started calling it that as a joke) and this personality was how he would have acted if he had actually went blind from the accedent (but its not really split personality disorder, its just a joke he does when he gets caught up in serous things)
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  • WallOfHeads
  • Level 13
  • Journeyman Dragon
  • July 24, 2012, 2:40 am
No, that's not the true story. Herobrine is a myth and is not real. Notch confirmed that a long time ago. All herobrines are frauds, or somebody hacking you. Herobrine is fake.
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do you know what multiple personality disorder is? he is obviously fake, and he was at one point actually in the game he was 100x rarer than the spider jockey, hes not in the game anymore though.
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  • Austin_Johnson
  • Level 14
  • Journeyman Dragonborn
  • July 24, 2012, 10:04 am
yea he's a fake NPC :P
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read my comment after wallofheads put
[size=12px][color=rgb(37,37,37)]No, that's not the true story. Herobrine is a myth and is not real. Notch confirmed that a long time ago. All herobrines are frauds, or somebody hacking you. Herobrine is fake.[/color][/size]
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  • JennaGrace
  • Level 1
  • New Miner
  • February 22, 2013, 4:49 pm
we all know herobrine's fake the story is that this one kid posted a story on a website and started letting people download the map and nobody saw him but people saw random natural builds like for example small pyramids ''popping'' out of the water and 2 block high caves (without fences an planks) that were very short.
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  • Rawwk
  • Level 22
  • Expert Engineer
  • July 23, 2012, 11:37 pm
If he had drugs... his eyes would be red.
LOL!
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wut.
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  • Prawk
  • Level 32
  • Artisan Pixel Painter
  • July 23, 2012, 9:21 pm
[size=x-large][color=rgb(34,34,34)][bgcolor=rgb(204,204,204)]NO ONE KNOWS THE REAL STORY OF HEROBRINE[/bgcolor][/color][/size]

Actually, they do. It's called: FAKE.
Notch has an interview with a curse member and it's all on the minecraft forums, go see for yourself :)
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Aw I wish the story was real. lol
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  • Diamonddozen
  • Level 45
  • Master Baconator
  • July 23, 2012, 9:04 pm
It can be whatever you imagine it to be.
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  • Kerrtastic
  • Level 7
  • Apprentice Taco
  • July 23, 2012, 9:20 pm
Reading rainbow! Nuff said.
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  • applemacking
  • Level 5
  • Apprentice Artist
  • July 23, 2012, 6:24 pm
Herobrine is so real, he's a real fake LOLOL (that's not even funny)
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  • waterskier
  • Level 51
  • Grandmaster Pony
  • July 23, 2012, 5:51 pm
herobrine isn't real. trust me. tell me if you need proof
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  • Prawk
  • Level 32
  • Artisan Pixel Painter
  • July 23, 2012, 9:22 pm
Either is Minecraft, it's a fake world. So is starwars, and many other video games. They are just games.
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  • Diamonddozen
  • Level 45
  • Master Baconator
  • July 23, 2012, 6:01 pm
This is merely a story I came up with for fun. It doesn't matter if he is real or not.
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  • Gatchi
  • Level 36
  • Artisan Technomancer
  • July 23, 2012, 4:10 pm
Yes, actualy a few people do know the true story of herobrine, here is who really started spreading the word's video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clElrb1mBmw
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  • Diamonddozen
  • Level 45
  • Master Baconator
  • July 23, 2012, 6:08 pm
Thanks for linking that. It's really good.
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