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There once was a snow golem who had a pepperoni nose
And he loved to beg for more clothes
Even though he has no toes
He is always looking for his ugly rose.
He found his rose and went to dinner
And found out that he was a sinner
Because this poem sucks so bad
After he was the Lottery winner.
After that he became the Lord
But two years later he got bored
Then he fell and got really sored
And to make it worse it was on a cord.
He went to the hospital to get fixed up
And he said to every body there "Sup"
Then went back home to go to the tup
But failed and fell and fell on a Truck.
Once he died he was only a lad
Because he fell all weird and bad
We we're all so sorry and sad
For the little snow golem, being rad.
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And he loved to beg for more clothes
Even though he has no toes
He is always looking for his ugly rose.
He found his rose and went to dinner
And found out that he was a sinner
Because this poem sucks so bad
After he was the Lottery winner.
After that he became the Lord
But two years later he got bored
Then he fell and got really sored
And to make it worse it was on a cord.
He went to the hospital to get fixed up
And he said to every body there "Sup"
Then went back home to go to the tup
But failed and fell and fell on a Truck.
Once he died he was only a lad
Because he fell all weird and bad
We we're all so sorry and sad
For the little snow golem, being rad.
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