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Trolls (Uh - Oh)

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Groundhog_DW's Avatar Groundhog_DW
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(Random Bob Guy: OHHH GREAT ANOTHER ANTI TROLL BLOG)

Well, for starters, I'm still getting used to blogging, but my last one was kinda good, so I'll go a bit further. Let's go into those little trolls.
No not the fairy tale creatures, I mean the people that annoy and grief. I want to get one thing clear, and as they say, troller's gonna troll. Trolling can be out of boredom or attention, but whatever it is, trolls don't stop really... ever. But you can still deal with them, even if your not an OP! These have been proven by myself on many servers.

1. Ignoring
If the player is only trolling by saying aggressive mean things, just go about your mining like s/he's not there.
"Lol rly u got leather armor i got diamond u poor noewb at mc"
"Hey EFRB45, can you get me some meat out of the oven?"
"Sure."
"LOLZ MEAT? I GOT BUDDER AN COOKIEZ LOL"
"Thanks, now can you hand me all the budder cookies and iron armor EFRB?"
Haha jk. But it is effective.

2. TROLLIN BACK!
Sometimes ignoring leaves a big hole, because of the need to TROLL BACK! So, all you need to do is troll back. Yeah, and here are some things to really win:
- Use lots of grammar.
"lol u haz no budder"
"Well, fist of all it's gold (Skyfans dunt rage on me here), and second of all it's really unnecessary right now. By the way, wheres your gold?:
- Don't care
Just don't care what he says.
"lol u haz nooo baddah!"
"Umm, how should I care?"
"Ur base saks"
"Well, I don't really mind."

3.Tell an Op
Don't spam. Just inform an op, and then go back to 1 or 2.

Well, I hope you liked my second attempt. Tell me if you liked it!
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