Minecraft Blogs / Article

Why "Shark Hunters" Should Be Cancelled.

  • 665 views, 1 today
  • 17
  • 6
  • 24
planetblox2000's Avatar planetblox2000
Retired Moderator
Level 42 : Master Mlem Mlem Bat
183
This is for ImaLittleCreepers BOTB blog contest, which can be found here: www.planetminecraft.com/forums/battle-the-bloggers-two-week-blogging-contest-t428629-24.html



I'm going to admit, when I found out about this manifestation of human greed, I was mad. 

So, here are some statistics and facts.

Up to 700,000 tonnes of sharks are brought to land each year.

You are more likely to be killed by a vending machine than by a shark.

Shark fin soup is tasteless, chicken or pork is used to flavour it.

You have a 1 in 3,700,000 chance of being killed by a shark.

100 million sharks and rays are killed each year by bycathing.

You are almost as likely to be killed by a coconut than by a shark.


Shocking, sad, statistics.

But what is this show, Shark Hunters? You may think it is just a show about people fishing for sharks with a rod and line, then throwing them back to their home. But you would be wrong, so very wrong. Here are some pictures:


Why "Shark Hunters" Should Be Cancelled.


Why "Shark Hunters" Should Be Cancelled.

*Shudders*

But, you may say. Surely they are only fishing for shark species that are common and plentiful in numbers?

They catch Mako sharks, Thresher sharks and Porbeagle sharks.

All listed as vulnerable by the IUCN red list.

http://www.iucnredlist.org/details/39339/0

http://www.iucnredlist.org/details/11200/0

http://www.iucnredlist.org/details/39341/0


But sharks are killers who attack humans, right?

Wrong again. 

If you've read the statistics above, you may be convinced, but here are a few more:

You are more likely to be killed by falling out of bed than by a shark.

You are more likely to be killed by a ladder than a shark.

You are more likely to be killed in a horse riding accident than a shark.

You are more likely to be killed by a dog than by a shark.

You are more likely to be killed by a toaster than by a shark.

Sheesh, and sharks are the bad guy?

So I think you can see why this show deserves to be cancelled. Sharks hold an important place in the ecosystems of our oceans, and killing them would upset that fragile balance.


Image
Tags

Create an account or sign in to comment.

1
12/22/2015 10:58 pm
Level 54 : Grandmaster Mage
Spectre
Spectre's Avatar
I know right, animal cruelty -_-

It's just a sport, there's no economical reason to kill sharks.
1
11/21/2015 12:42 pm
Level 9 : Apprentice Network
BlueJam04
BlueJam04's Avatar
NOOO THA SHARKS ok thats cruel............I HAVE A IDEA lets make a show called HUMAN HUNTERS i think you can tell what its going to be about and if you dont the animals start the hunt human
1
10/12/2014 3:53 pm
Level 30 : Artisan Robot
TheEnderCat5
TheEnderCat5's Avatar
IKR. That's just cruel. Why not hunt vending machines and toasters instead?
1
10/22/2015 10:09 pm
Level 38 : Artisan Narwhal
Hockeybuilder07
Hockeybuilder07's Avatar
Agree, and I have much more of a reason to be mad at vending machines...
1
08/24/2014 3:31 pm
Level 24 : Expert Ranger
SuperSwoosh
SuperSwoosh's Avatar
I upvote this message!- long live the sharks!
Sniff sniff.
1
08/23/2014 8:07 pm
Level 23 : Expert Archer
Gamecool 10
Gamecool 10's Avatar
Er.... Care to cite these statistics?
1
08/23/2014 5:28 pm
Level 27 : Expert Dragonborn
okoloto
okoloto's Avatar
The shark on the 2nd pic looks terrified
1
08/22/2014 9:42 pm
Level 19 : Journeyman Button Pusher
deathcrest5
deathcrest5's Avatar
Join me to ban all this nonsense!! The toasters shall be destroyed! The toasters shall be destroyed!! The toasters shall be destroyed!! The toasters shall be destroyed!!
1
08/23/2014 10:50 am
Level 27 : Expert Architect
cel_eri
cel_eri's Avatar
The toasters shall be deleted. *Lazers fire at an appliance shop and murder the toasters*
1
08/23/2014 3:33 pm
Level 19 : Journeyman Button Pusher
deathcrest5
deathcrest5's Avatar
breaking news!!!!!!! world wide toaster anhialation has begun!! over 1x10^433 toasters have been destroyed
Planet Minecraft

Website

© 2010 - 2024
www.planetminecraft.com

Welcome