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Anybody have any funny minecraft insults?
Have any minecraft jokes or any jokes in general that will roast someone up? Leave them below please!
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As fun as this thread could have been, there's already been some borderline flame war comments.
No fingers will be pointed.
Locked.
No fingers will be pointed.
Locked.
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You blocky mother chunker.
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Witches are in Minecraft because of Witchcraft has a similar name. I know I'm bad with jokes!
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'down-digger'
'end-builder'
'bat-farmer'
'end-builder'
'bat-farmer'
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"Talking to you is like building with water."
"I have to look amongst diamonds to find your intelligence."
"You'd be a better player punching trees."
"I wouldn't be surprised if you tried to use an axe to mine stone."
"Here's an enchanted bow, and an arrow. Please shoot straight up in the air, and stand still."
"I have to look amongst diamonds to find your intelligence."
"You'd be a better player punching trees."
"I wouldn't be surprised if you tried to use an axe to mine stone."
"Here's an enchanted bow, and an arrow. Please shoot straight up in the air, and stand still."
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You're really PISTON me off.
I take a-FENCE to that.
I take a-FENCE to that.
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I really don't know why I laughed at those of all things. Its too early for this.
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The vast majority of my insults would get me banned from this site... And none of them have anything to do with Minecraft... However if you want one of my favourites, that is safe for this site, here it is:
"I don't want to see you ever again. Except at your funeral where I shall burst into song."
Or here is one I just made up now:
"There a special place in hell for both you and me... But my place is the throne"
I guess you could change "hell" to "nether".
"I don't want to see you ever again. Except at your funeral where I shall burst into song."
Or here is one I just made up now:
"There a special place in hell for both you and me... But my place is the throne"
I guess you could change "hell" to "nether".
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Cool! I like those! Thanks for the ideas!
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Your IQ is lower than bedrock
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Communism can work in Mine craft, a virtual world with infinite resources
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Lmao I love that, but only nerds like you and I would get it
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mine is when someone calls me an a$# i reply with so... according to you logic, your dumber than a donkey?
but that's only when i outsmart them
which i'm always doing to people.
and what he said.
but that's only when i outsmart them
which i'm always doing to people.
and what he said.
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Yeah. The fact you're making a thread literally asking for insults is a big joke.
What on earth are you planning to do with them anyway??
What on earth are you planning to do with them anyway??
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Making a plugin. I asked for jokes. Don't be a rudey roo.