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Blonde Gamer - LOVE ME
Hello,
I've (not even) been here much in my disappointing 1-2 years, arousing the internet with witty banter... So, I thought it would be a good idea to get myself out there, To launch a Blonde Gamer-shaped ball into your procrastinating little faces. That is my mission today, To get you all to love me. Roll Credits.
If your mind has not yet experienced the delights on my corner of the internet, You can wander there now by clicking this link here (www.youtube.com/dablondegamer).
If you have already subscribed and are routinely returning to worship the new upload every Sunday at 8, You can go. However, If this is not something you have yet done... Why not? I demand you spill those cynical views into the region of which you comment, or message me directly.
Assuming you have already written a book complaining about every inch of my videos, It is time to use my signature tactic to get you to love me. Roll Credits, Again.
Tactic one:
[CENCORED]
Ok, now that's out the way, Go subscribe, Follow, buy a T-shirt and I'll see you in the next video. If you're still here, Congratulations, You may go now, and fill the viewcount with every one of your curiosity-fuelled misclicks.
Cheers,
Blonde Gamer
I've (not even) been here much in my disappointing 1-2 years, arousing the internet with witty banter... So, I thought it would be a good idea to get myself out there, To launch a Blonde Gamer-shaped ball into your procrastinating little faces. That is my mission today, To get you all to love me. Roll Credits.
If your mind has not yet experienced the delights on my corner of the internet, You can wander there now by clicking this link here (www.youtube.com/dablondegamer).
If you have already subscribed and are routinely returning to worship the new upload every Sunday at 8, You can go. However, If this is not something you have yet done... Why not? I demand you spill those cynical views into the region of which you comment, or message me directly.
Assuming you have already written a book complaining about every inch of my videos, It is time to use my signature tactic to get you to love me. Roll Credits, Again.
Tactic one:
[CENCORED]
Ok, now that's out the way, Go subscribe, Follow, buy a T-shirt and I'll see you in the next video. If you're still here, Congratulations, You may go now, and fill the viewcount with every one of your curiosity-fuelled misclicks.
Cheers,
Blonde Gamer
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