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- Tin Processor 1 (5Hz)
- YOUR Memory, 1 Byte
- Frisbee Disk Drive (0.001 RPM)
- TinCan GPU, 2 Bytes
- A REAL mouse. It even comes with RABIES. It's name is Error.
- CardBoard Motherboard, featuring incredible 0.01 b/s rate
- Insane 2x2 WINDOW Display
- Complex Binary OS that YOU can customize
- 500 Tera-Amp Power Source, So the light show will never end I meant the Full Size Nuclear Power Plant that's being build in your backyard. (Make sure you get money to buy the coolant!)
- Awesome 2 Switch Keyboard, made from Pure Weapons Grade Uranium
- Epic Massive Frying Pan Speakers that blast sound right into your ears
- Made with a paper case that YOU can draw on

Price: $0.05

http://pcpartpicker.com/p/GKZgZL

bada-sandwich

CPU

Marmalade + Minecraft = Worst computer ever

Marmalade will ruin your life.

thenubslayer2000U wot m8?
Pentium II @ 333mhz, OC'able to 666mhz
512mb RAM
300w PSU
Floppy drive
2gb Hard drive (Yes, i do have one, a fully sized 2gb drive)
Old motherboard with the name scratched off
Big ol' beige case
Yes, i DO have all these parts!

Pretty sure I have the worst one that actually exists. Oh yeah, and a 56k modem card. The OS is Windows ME
Yes, there was worse than vista.

Intel Pentium 0 (100Hz)
10 bytes of ram
4 byte hard drive
Nvidia GTX 000 (With 6 bytes of video memory)
LCD display with a 20x14 resolution able to display 2-bit color
An OS that displays everything in binary and all commands are binary
A real mouse
Speakers that make only one sound

This is the build I had before I began buying my own parts for my computer. Can't say it was a gaming computer though, it couldn't game.

Dell case - Something similar to this
Intel processor of some sort, It had 0.6GHz single core processor, just a hint, it had no heat sink. It didn't produce enough heat to require one.
originally came with 64MB of ram, then swapped it to 512MB
10GB HDD, I tried putting something bigger than it, and it didn't work.
no graphics card, it had integrated graphics, could barely run a web browser.
At first it had Windows 2000, but I changed to Xp

U wot m8?
Pentium II @ 333mhz, OC'able to 666mhz
50mb RAM
300w PSU
Floppy drive
2gb Hard drive (Yes, i do have one, a fully sized 2gb drive)
Old motherboard with the name scratched off
Big ol' beige case
Yes, i DO have all these parts!

a potato

ductape

2 double A batteries.

this is the worst one. although it is functional.

PCPartPicker part list / Price breakdown by merchant

CPU: AMD Sempron 145 2.8GHz Single-Core Processor ($37.96 @ Amazon)
Motherboard: Biostar A960D+ Micro ATX AM3+ Motherboard ($36.99 @ SuperBiiz)
Memory: Crucial 2GB (1 x 2GB) DDR3-1333 Memory ($21.83 @ NCIX US)
Storage: Western Digital Caviar Blue 80GB 3.5" 7200RPM Internal Hard Drive ($19.49 @ Amazon)
Video Card: PowerColor Radeon HD 5450 1GB Video Card ($22.98 @ Newegg)
Case: Gigabyte GZ-ZA1 ATX Mid Tower Case ($29.99 @ Amazon)
Power Supply: Logisys 480W ATX Power Supply ($15.98 @ OutletPC)
Optical Drive: Lite-On iHAS124-14 DVD/CD Writer ($12.99 @ Newegg)
Operating System: UNIX
Total: $198.21
Prices include shipping, taxes, and discounts when available
Generated by PCPartPicker 2014-09-29 09:26 EDT-0400


Also... what the heck is this about?
http://pcpartpicker.com/part/kingston-memory-kvr1066d3n71g

sebbattthe worst computer ever:

8-bit processor made of recycled cans
Potato battery with amazing 2-second battery life
Keyboard made by a 50 year-old man that drunk too much wine
Huge 2 bytes of storage space on the "new" punched tape system
A screen made out of 8 cheap LEDs
"new" graphics card composed of pen & paper
Webcam with direct link to FBI monitoring station
Speakers that loudly play YMCA and void warranty if turned off
A REAL mouse! (may have rabies)
OS: linux. cannot be uninstalled

Comes with FREE 1-bit per 10 second modem!

I was mad at a a lot of things until I read this. It made me feel better. ;p

How much does it cost?

sebbattthe worst computer ever:

8-bit processor made of recycled cans
Potato battery with amazing 2-second battery life
Keyboard made by a 50 year-old man that drunk too much wine
Huge 2 bytes of storage space on the "new" punched tape system
A screen made out of 8 cheap LEDs
"new" graphics card composed of pen & paper
Webcam with direct link to FBI monitoring station
Speakers that loudly play YMCA and void warranty if turned off
A REAL mouse! (may have rabies)
OS: linux. cannot be uninstalled

Comes with FREE 1-bit per 10 second modem!

Can you name the mouse Billy?

the worst computer ever:

8-bit processor made of recycled cans
Sack of potatoes and potato battery equipment for power
Keyboard made by a 50 year-old man that drunk too much wine
Huge 2 bytes of storage space on the "new" punched tape system
A screen made out of 8 cheap LEDs
"Hardly used" graphics card from Atari 2600
Webcam with direct link to FBI monitoring station
Speakers that loudly play YMCA and void warranty if turned off
10 year old "brand new" mouse (never cleaned)
OS: linux. cannot be uninstalled

Comes with FREE 1-bit per 10 second modem!

I've realized, I DO have one of the worst computers. Only 2 GB of RAM :/

Its called, my school laptop -,-
My computers been getting fixed for the past 30ish weeks.
Its fucked i'm buying a new one.

Littleminer14

Killertoad
The amount of time you spent doing this, makes me think that you win. Good job

Can't tell if your playing along with the joke, being sarcastic, or what.

I find it funny, lol. So i'm going along with it.

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(Ignore the text. View the pic)
https://warosu.org/vr/thread/540874

Buy this if you want -489389389 FPS.

I'm surprised noone has posted a picture of a typewriter.
I like those though... but it would be funny.

cheapest and WORST computer yet


PCPartPicker part list / Price breakdown by merchant

CPU: AMD 3850 1.3GHz Quad-Core Processor ($36.00 @ Amazon)
Motherboard: Biostar AM1ML Micro ATX AM1 Motherboard ($31.98 @ OutletPC)
Memory: Team Elite 4GB (1 x 4GB) DDR3-1333 Memory ($32.99 @ Newegg)
Storage: Western Digital Scorpio Blue 750GB 2.5" 5200RPM Internal Hard Drive ($64.00 @ Amazon)
Case: Aerocool DS Cube Black Edition Silent Cube MicroATX Mini Tower Case ($105.14 @ NCIX US)
Power Supply: Sparkle 250W 80+ Certified ATX Power Supply ($53.99 @ Mac Mall)
Optical Drive: HP DVD1265I DVD/CD Writer ($30.49 @ Adorama)
Operating System: Microsoft Windows 8.1 (OEM) (64-bit) ($89.98 @ OutletPC)
Total: $444.57
Prices include shipping, taxes, and discounts when available
Generated by PCPartPicker 2014-09-28 16:09 EDT-0400

Killertoad

Littleminer14

Littleminer14CPU: AMD i4 L3G1T 0.1GHz Half-Core Processor ($123.45 @ D0 0UR 5URV3YS)
CPU Cooler: C0S4IR Legit 100% Not Bootlegged Cooler ($123.45 @ L33T UNB00TLEGGED STUFF)
Motherboard: APPL3 H0ME PR3MIUM GIGA ATX M0TH3RB04RD ($123.45 @ we are legit apple company)
Memory: H4X0R L3G1T HAX 1MB RAM ($123.45 @ WEEBLY.UK.JK.JPAN.H4X0R)
Storage: z-data dope 2gb storage DDH DSS ($123.45 @ P00P DOODS)
Case: Box made with paper taped together ($123.45 @ Hobo down the street)
Video Card: AMD Family HD Graphics GeForce 1MB Video Card ($123.45 @ billy wants ur money)
Power Supply: Nuclear Bomb Super cool psu buy now ($123.45 we try to nuke u)
Operating System Windows Ubuntu Mavericks 66.6 ($123.45 windows company weebly com)

Anyone wanna buy?

The amount of time you spent doing this, makes me think that you win. Good job

Can't tell if your playing along with the joke, being sarcastic, or what.

Littleminer14

Littleminer14CPU: AMD i4 L3G1T 0.1GHz Half-Core Processor ($123.45 @ D0 0UR 5URV3YS)
CPU Cooler: C0S4IR Legit 100% Not Bootlegged Cooler ($123.45 @ L33T UNB00TLEGGED STUFF)
Motherboard: APPL3 H0ME PR3MIUM GIGA ATX M0TH3RB04RD ($123.45 @ we are legit apple company)
Memory: H4X0R L3G1T HAX 1MB RAM ($123.45 @ WEEBLY.UK.JK.JPAN.H4X0R)
Storage: z-data dope 2gb storage DDH DSS ($123.45 @ P00P DOODS)
Case: Box made with paper taped together ($123.45 @ Hobo down the street)
Video Card: AMD Family HD Graphics GeForce 1MB Video Card ($123.45 @ billy wants ur money)
Power Supply: Nuclear Bomb Super cool psu buy now ($123.45 we try to nuke u)
Operating System Windows Ubuntu Mavericks 66.6 ($123.45 windows company weebly com)

Anyone wanna buy?

The amount of time you spent doing this, makes me think that you win. Good job

PCPartPicker part list / Price breakdown by merchant

CPU: AMD Sempron 145 2.8GHz Single-Core Processor ($37.96 @ Amazon)
Motherboard: ECS A970M-A DELUXE v1.0 ATX AM3+ Motherboard ($89.99 @ Mwave)
Memory: Avexir Core Series 8GB (2 x 4GB) DDR3-3200 Memory ($1999.99 @ Newegg)
Storage: A-Data S599 40GB 2.5" Solid State Drive ($56.97 @ Amazon)
Video Card: Asus GeForce 210 512MB Video Card ($33.98 @ Amazon)
Case: Inwin C589T.CQ450TBL (Black) ATX Mid Tower Case w/450W Power Supply ($109.05 @ Amazon)
Power Supply: Logisys 350W Micro ATX Power Supply ($19.98 @ OutletPC)
Optical Drive: HP 624192-B21 ($55.86 @ Newegg)
Operating System: Microsoft Windows 8 (OEM) (32-bit) ($95.98 @ OutletPC)
Sound Card: StarTech PCISOUND4LP 16-bit 48 KHz Sound Card ($11.79 @ Amazon)
Wired Network Adapter: Acer NP.OTH11.005 10 Mbps USB 1.0 Network Adapter ($29.52 @ Amazon)
Wireless Network Adapter: TRENDnet TEW-664UB 802.11a/b/g/n USB 2.0 Wi-Fi Adapter ($123.31 @ Amazon)
Total: $2664.38
Prices include shipping, taxes, and discounts when available
Generated by PCPartPicker 2014-09-28 15:12 EDT-0400

My dream build...

This was an attempt at a desktop computer...

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iMac G3

- 20 GB of hard drive storage
- 256 MB of RAM
- 250 MHz Duo Core PowerPC processor
- 16 MB Video Card
- 13.8 in. Shadow-mask CRT screen, 1024x768 px

Price: $75

Shoot, I was originally gonna be a troll when I first read the post's title... until I saw that it had to actually be normal computer parts....

But tbh, the worst gaming computer ever would be one of the ones from when they first started making computers if you think about it... o.O

Here, I just picked the cheapest (And probably the worst) parts for every category.

ReversePlasmaXwww.dell.com/au/p/inspiron-660/pd - mini case instead
Not a build but my current PC that i have to game on

Assuming you don't have the model with the Celeron, all it needs is a good GPU (low-profile 750/750 Ti would work well) and it'll be a great computer (albeit costing more than if you built it yourself).

This may be one of THE WORST builds possible.
[PCPartPicker part list](http://pcpartpicker.com/p/N73Lpg) / [Price breakdown by merchant](http://pcpartpicker.com/p/N73Lpg/by_merchant/)

Type|Item|Price
:----|:----|:----
**CPU** | [AMD 3850 1.3GHz Quad-Core Processor](http://pcpartpicker.com/part/amd-cpu-sd3850jahmbox) | $36.00 @ Amazon
**Motherboard** | [ASRock AM1B-M Micro ATX AM1 Motherboard](http://pcpartpicker.com/part/asrock-motherboard-am1bm) | $37.99 @ SuperBiiz
**Memory** | [Kingston ValueRAM 1GB (1 x 1GB) DDR3-1066 Memory](http://pcpartpicker.com/part/kingston-m ... 1066d3n71g) | $72.10 @ Amazon
**Storage** | [Western Digital Caviar Blue 160GB 3.5" 7200RPM Internal Hard Drive](http://pcpartpicker.com/part/western-di ... wd1600aajs) | $24.49 @ Amazon
**Video Card** | [EVGA GeForce GTX Titan Z 12GB Superclocked Video Card](http://pcpartpicker.com/part/evga-video ... 2gp43992kr) | $3199.99 @ Amazon
**Case** | [Inwin BK623.BN300TBL MicroATX Mini Tower Case w/300W Power Supply](http://pcpartpicker.com/part/inwin-case-bk623bn300tbl) | $56.72 @ NCIX US
**Power Supply** | [Logisys 550W ATX Power Supply](http://pcpartpicker.com/part/logisys-po ... y-ps550abk) | $19.98 @ OutletPC
**Optical Drive** | [Archgon CB-5021-GD DVD/CD Writer](http://pcpartpicker.com/part/archgon-op ... e-cb5021gd) | $45.99 @ Amazon
**Operating System** | [Microsoft Windows 8.1 (32/64-bit)](http://pcpartpicker.com/part/microsoft-os-wn700578) | $94.99 @ B&H
**Monitor** | [Dell P170S 60Hz 17.0" Monitor](http://pcpartpicker.com/part/dell-monitor-4689272) | $84.85 @ Amazon
**Wireless Network Adapter** | [Asus PCE-AC68 802.11a/b/g/n/ac PCI-Express x1 Wi-Fi Adapter](http://pcpartpicker.com/part/asus-wirel ... rd-pceac68) | $96.99 @ Amazon
**Keyboard** | [Gear Head KB1700U Wired Mini Keyboard](http://pcpartpicker.com/part/gear-head-keyboard-kb1700u) | $9.19 @ Mwave
**Mouse** | [Gear Head 2.4 GHz Wireless Optical Nano Mouse Wireless Optical Mouse](http://pcpartpicker.com/part/gear-head-mouse-mp2120blk) | $9.99 @ Micro Center
**Other** | [Floppy drive] | $FREE
| | **Total**
| Prices include shipping, taxes, and discounts when available | $3789.27
| Generated by PCPartPicker 2014-09-28 08:44 EDT-0400 |

Problems:
Not enough RAM to run any games
Barely enough hard disk space to store any Steam games on
Graphics card is waaay, waaay overpriced compared to everything else
The CPU bottlenecks the rest of the build
There's a floppy drive.
The CPU is clocked at 1.3GHz.
The monitor doesn't use any standered 4:3 or 16:9 aspect ratio.
The power supply isn't 80+ rated, so it could explode at any time (that or it's straight-up dangerous)

I think it's an attempt at a laptop

Ew, noobs. Look at these beasts here:

PCPartPicker part list / Price breakdown by merchant

CPU: Intel Core i7-4960X Extreme Edition 3.6GHz 6-Core Processor ($1016.98 @ SuperBiiz)
CPU Cooler: Cooler Master RR-T4-18PK-R1 70.0 CFM Rifle Bearing CPU Cooler ($14.99 @ Newegg)
Motherboard: ASRock X79 Extreme11 EATX LGA2011 Motherboard ($597.99 @ SuperBiiz)
Memory: Corsair Dominator Platinum 64GB (8 x 8GB) DDR3-2400 Memory ($913.98 @ Newegg)
Storage: Western Digital Scorpio Blue 80GB 2.5" 5400RPM Internal Hard Drive ($29.99 @ Amazon)
Video Card: Asus Radeon HD 6450 1GB Video Card ($28.99 @ NCIX US)
Case: Lian-Li PC-V2120X ATX Full Tower Case ($479.98 @ SuperBiiz)
Power Supply: Apex 400W ATX Power Supply ($32.99 @ Newegg)
Optical Drive: Pioneer BDR-208DBK Blu-Ray/DVD/CD Writer ($127.31 @ Amazon)
Operating System: Microsoft Windows 8.1 Professional (32/64-bit) ($170.99 @ Adorama)
Total: $3414.19
Prices include shipping, taxes, and discounts when available
Generated by PCPartPicker 2014-09-28 03:27 EDT-0400

PCPartPicker part list / Price breakdown by merchant

CPU: Intel Core 2 Duo E6550 2.33Ghz Dual-Core OEM/Tray Processor ($18.45 @ Amazon)
CPU Cooler: Antec KUHLER H2O 920 110.0 CFM Liquid CPU Cooler ($260.91 @ Amazon)
Motherboard: Asus P5G41T-M LX PLUS Micro ATX LGA775 Motherboard ($205.23 @ Amazon)
Memory: Avexir Core Series 8GB (2 x 4GB) DDR3-3200 Memory ($1999.99 @ Newegg)
Storage: Corsair Nova Series 2 30GB 2.5" Solid State Drive ($139.95 @ Newegg)
Video Card: PowerColor Radeon R9 295X2 8GB Devil 13 Video Card ($1307.57 @ Newegg)
Case: BitFenix Merc Beta (Black) ATX Mid Tower Case ($18.99 @ NCIX US)
Power Supply: EVGA SuperNOVA P2 1600W 80+ Platinum Certified Fully-Modular ATX Power Supply ($399.99 @ Amazon)
Optical Drive: Pioneer BDR-208DBK Blu-Ray/DVD/CD Writer ($127.31 @ Amazon)
Operating System: Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium Full (32/64-bit) ($398.00 @ Amazon)
Total: $4876.39
Prices include shipping, taxes, and discounts when available
Generated by PCPartPicker 2014-09-28 03:34 EDT-0400

*EDIT*: Added another build:

PCPartPicker part list / Price breakdown by merchant

CPU: AMD 2650 1.45Ghz Dual-Core Processor ($34.49 @ OutletPC)
Thermal Compound: Prolimatech PK-3 Nano Aluminum High-Grade 30g Thermal Paste ($36.99 @ Amazon)
Thermal Compound: Prolimatech PK-3 Nano Aluminum High-Grade 30g Thermal Paste ($36.99 @ Amazon)
Thermal Compound: Prolimatech PK-3 Nano Aluminum High-Grade 30g Thermal Paste ($36.99 @ Amazon)
Thermal Compound: Prolimatech PK-3 Nano Aluminum High-Grade 30g Thermal Paste ($36.99 @ Amazon)
Thermal Compound: Prolimatech PK-3 Nano Aluminum High-Grade 30g Thermal Paste ($36.99 @ Amazon)
Thermal Compound: Prolimatech PK-3 Nano Aluminum High-Grade 30g Thermal Paste ($36.99 @ Amazon)
Thermal Compound: Prolimatech PK-3 Nano Aluminum High-Grade 30g Thermal Paste ($36.99 @ Amazon)
Thermal Compound: Prolimatech PK-3 Nano Aluminum High-Grade 30g Thermal Paste ($36.99 @ Amazon)
Thermal Compound: Prolimatech PK-3 Nano Aluminum High-Grade 30g Thermal Paste ($36.99 @ Amazon)
Thermal Compound: Prolimatech PK-3 Nano Aluminum High-Grade 30g Thermal Paste ($36.99 @ Amazon)
Motherboard: Biostar AM1ML Micro ATX AM1 Motherboard ($31.98 @ OutletPC)
Memory: Avexir Core Series 8GB (2 x 4GB) DDR3-3200 Memory ($1999.99 @ Newegg)
Storage: Kingston SSDNow 200 30GB 2.5" Solid State Drive ($45.74 @ Adorama)
Case: Silverstone TJ11B-W ATX Full Tower Case ($586.80 @ Amazon)
Power Supply: EVGA SuperNOVA P2 1600W 80+ Platinum Certified Fully-Modular ATX Power Supply ($399.99 @ Amazon)
Optical Drive: Pioneer BDR-208DBK Blu-Ray/DVD/CD Writer ($127.31 @ Amazon)
Operating System: Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium Full (32/64-bit) ($398.00 @ Amazon)
Total: $3994.20
Prices include shipping, taxes, and discounts when available
Generated by PCPartPicker 2014-09-28 03:40 EDT-0400

It has that much thermal paste because you use it to decorate the case.

http://www.dell.com/au/p/inspiron-660/pd - mini case instead
Not a build but my current PC that i have to game on

Intel 80386 DX CPU
4 MB RAM
75 MB HardDrive
Windows 95

probably could find the parts on Ebay.

Too lazy to find a Mobo and the rest of the parts

You would also need one of these:


But I think this is something you were looking for

PCPartPicker part list / Price breakdown by merchant

CPU: AMD Athlon II X2 250u 1.6GHz Dual-Core OEM/Tray Processor ($41.45 @ Amazon)
CPU Cooler: Arctic Cooling ACALP64-GT 25.6 CFM CPU Cooler ($8.99 @ Newegg)
Motherboard: Zotac GF6100-F-E Micro ATX AM3 Motherboard ($48.62 @ Amazon)
Memory: Crucial Ballistix Sport 2GB (2 x 1GB) DDR3-1600 Memory ($25.95 @ Amazon)
Storage: Western Digital Scorpio Blue 80GB 2.5" 5400RPM Internal Hard Drive ($33.44 @ Amazon)
Video Card: Asus GeForce 210 512MB Video Card ($33.98 @ Amazon)
Case: Topower TP-1687BB-300 (Black/White) MicroATX Desktop Case w/300W Power Supply ($34.98 @ OutletPC)
Operating System: Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium SP1 (OEM) (32-bit) ($96.98 @ OutletPC)
Total: $324.39
Prices include shipping, taxes, and discounts when available
Generated by PCPartPicker 2014-09-28 00:23 EDT-0400

I know how to make the worst computer ever.
All you will need is a pizza box, a USB wired mouse, and a sharpie.
Open the pizza box and draw a fake screen on the standy-uppy bit.
Draw a fake keyboard on the lay-ey-downy bit.
Jab the USB port for the mouse into the side.
Boom.
Worst Computer ever, 0/10 would make again.

CPU: AMD i4 L3G1T 0.1GHz Half-Core Processor ($123.45 @ D0 0UR 5URV3YS)
CPU Cooler: C0S4IR Legit 100% Not Bootlegged Cooler ($123.45 @ L33T UNB00TLEGGED STUFF)
Motherboard: APPL3 H0ME PR3MIUM GIGA ATX M0TH3RB04RD ($123.45 @ we are legit apple company)
Memory: H4X0R L3G1T HAX 1MB RAM ($123.45 @ WEEBLY.UK.JK.JPAN.H4X0R)
Storage: z-data dope 2gb storage DDH DSS ($123.45 @ P00P DOODS)
Case: Box made with paper taped together ($123.45 @ Hobo down the street)
Video Card: AMD Family HD Graphics GeForce 1MB Video Card ($123.45 @ billy wants ur money)
Power Supply: Nuclear Bomb Super cool psu buy now ($123.45 we try to nuke u)
Operating System Windows Ubuntu Mavericks 66.6 ($123.45 windows company weebly com)