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Post - 2/21/2012, 2/21/2012

My motherboard died and I had to replace it. Every thing works fine but minecraft. I can log into minecraft.net i can play it in the browser but i cannot play it when I try and open it up from the desktop. My antivirus and firewall are not blocking it.
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Post - 2/21/2012, 2/21/2012

Force Update?
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Post - 2/22/2012, 2/22/2012

Try force updating it then get rid of the shortcut and download it again.
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Post - 2/22/2012, 2/22/2012

Did you try pouring water on your computer and throwing it out the window?
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Post - 2/22/2012, 2/22/2012

Warhawker wrote:Did you try pouring water on your computer and throwing it out the window?

well thats not all he has to do. The water must be EXTREMELY hot and should be poured on the computer top at 48,6 degrees. Pour it from a SILVER BUCKET slowly, for about 2,43 mins.

When this done lift it up (just the computer) and yell "minecraft, cthulu does not agree with your proposal!!!" and throw it out the MIDDLE WINDOW.

Follow with throwing every other component. Then and this is important (USE YOUR LEFT HAND) pour the rest of the water (must be cooled) on THE KEYBOARD.

After that go to your mom and say with a high voice: "the sales manager offered too much brownies" and do a rain dance while saying sales manager.

That should be it. Of course for a minecraft without lag eat a squirrel-in-a-box.

Go retreat your computer and play!

Good luck my firiend!
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Post - 2/22/2012, 2/22/2012

ToxicPeanuts wrote:
Warhawker wrote:Did you try pouring water on your computer and throwing it out the window?

well thats not all he has to do. The water must be EXTREMELY hot and should be poured on the computer top at 48,6 degrees. Pour it from a SILVER BUCKET slowly, for about 2,43 mins.

When this done lift it up (just the computer) and yell "minecraft, cthulu does not agree with your proposal!!!" and throw it out the MIDDLE WINDOW.

Follow with throwing every other component. Then and this is important (USE YOUR LEFT HAND) pour the rest of the water (must be cooled) on THE KEYBOARD.

After that go to your mom and say with a high voice: "the sales manager offered too much brownies" and do a rain dance while saying sales manager.

That should be it. Of course for a minecraft without lag eat a squirrel-in-a-box.

Go retreat your computer and play!

Good luck my firiend!


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