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Choose thou weapon!

Odnex's Avatar Odnex12/3/14 3:33 pm
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12/19/2014 2:34 pm
TheCreeperQueen's Avatar TheCreeperQueen
Imagine the following:

Here you are, on your device, but when you turn around to get a drink, there's an assassin behind you! The only thing that can protect you is something or your right or left of your device.

Left of me: Giant pack of papers.
Right of me: Camera tripod.

I'm going right... but enough of me...

Tell me, what is your weapon, and which side did it come from?
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12/19/2014 2:34 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Grump
TheCreeperQueen
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A bag of Cheese chips on my write a box of envelopes on my left. Gonna go for
right. (Larger) wouldn't save me but it would be worth the try.
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12/19/2014 2:22 pm
Level 49 : Master Batman
Casamify
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left: a box
right: friend behind laptop



going for right
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12/19/2014 2:29 pm
Level 25 : Expert Dragonborn
NonExistingName
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so...

You'll bash the foe with your friend? That's ruthless, even in my terms.
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12/19/2014 2:13 pm
Level 49 : Master Creeper Hugger
Cookiesz
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Left: Painting
Right: Chair

Oh well, I think i might hit him with the chair lol
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12/19/2014 2:10 pm
Level 34 : Artisan Taco
Duckgod
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I have a Tape Gun (Not really a gun, It's more for a tape holder and you can cut off the tape, but it has sharp parts and is made of metal) to my left.

I have nothing to my right.
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12/19/2014 2:06 pm
Level 25 : Expert Dragonborn
NonExistingName
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Ok, let me try this again.

RIght: My mom's laptop
Left: An old lamp.

Firstly, I take the lamp, carefully, making sure it doesn't disconnect, and shove the bulb down his throat. Seeing that did nothing, i pull it off, and smash it into his head. Because i'm weak, not much happens. I stop trying to think creatively and bash his head in with the really heavy base of the lamp.
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12/19/2014 1:22 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Dragon
Skitto493
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Uh oh. On my right: a towel. On my left: a trash can. This won't end well...
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12/19/2014 3:09 am
Level 28 : Expert Dragon
phoenix1515
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Left: Wall
Right: Nothing
Well... Great

Wait a second... There's a wall right behind me!
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12/18/2014 3:41 pm
Level 14 : Journeyman Dragonborn
Floppypancake31
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To my left: An SMG
To my right: A 600W laser.

I'll burn his eyes with the laser then shoot his corpse until it's a mangled pile of organs.

In all seriousness, I have a mini Xmas tree to my right, and my wallet to my left.

Probably the tree.
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12/18/2014 3:40 pm
Level 58 : Grandmaster Sus
Grimdark
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Left: Book
Right: Books\box (Dont ask xD)
Im going with the book.
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12/18/2014 3:29 pm
Level 21 : Expert Toast
Lufuu
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To my left iv got a wall.
To my right i have my airsoft ak-47, so i think ill go right
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12/18/2014 3:25 pm
Level 50 : Grandmaster Lad
rotarydial
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Right- Cushion

Left- Air

RIP sophiepanda04
idkwhen - 2014
ded uf asficsiashun frum stres
ye
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12/18/2014 3:10 pm
Level 16 : Journeyman Artist
DuskRaine
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Left: Air
Right: Old computer monitor

Going with left.
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12/18/2014 12:45 pm
Level 14 : Journeyman Dragon
hairisdare
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I GUESS I WILL SURVIVE THIS!!! XD left to me is a wall BUT right of me a a metal model of a samurai sword. I would pick it up and say: RUN, before I DIE!!!
LOL
I guess you guys weren't expecting that were u?
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12/18/2014 12:09 pm
Level 47 : Master Mlem Mlem Bat
Karrfis
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death by leaflet on Facebook privacy
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12/18/2014 10:48 am
Level 19 : Journeyman Skinner
ObsidianOwen
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Lets see..

Left of me: Some pencils made of sticks
Right of me: Mountain Dew can

Mountain Dew can is mlg, so that one.
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12/18/2014 10:37 am
Level 3 : Apprentice Explorer
Youngerhampster
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Left= A hammer
Right= A paintbrush.


I CHOOSE PAINTBRUSH!

ಠ_ಠ
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12/18/2014 10:15 am
Level 2 : Apprentice Explorer
thaBomb
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Left: Weights
Right: Glass of Water
I probably survived.
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12/18/2014 10:02 am
Level 9 : Apprentice Network
Creeper7111
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Left: A copper BB gun.
Right: A sword.

Being a Canadian I would give him both weapons and tie myself to a chair so that can kill me easily.

R.I.P Creeper7111
2001-2014
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12/18/2014 10:00 am
Level 52 : Grandmaster Programmer
kristinnvikar
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left: Chocolate Milk
right: Cookies
I´m so gonna win
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12/18/2014 9:56 am
Level 55 : Grandmaster Engineer
Veritas025
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bump
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12/05/2014 7:13 pm
Level 22 : Expert Artist
Yourself797
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It just so happens that I keep a big knife on the left and slightly smaller knife on the right with me.

RIP Assassin.
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12/05/2014 8:02 am
Level 6 : Apprentice Explorer
FairlyOddTarots
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A big music player left

and iPad Mini right. Oh yea, and my mouse. And I iPad has a hard case on it.


I'm probably gonna survive.
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12/05/2014 7:07 am
Level 18 : Journeyman Cowboy
Jex_Infinite
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Left: A graphics calculator, and a scientific calculator
Right: A bookshelf full of incredibly heavy, but valuable tomes

Oh hell no I ain't devaluing my books. Calculators it is.
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12/05/2014 3:04 am
Level 66 : High Grandmaster Senpai
Stubbs1
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Right - Soda-can
Left - Guitar

In my dream -
I would fly up my bed, grab my guitar and play the best solo ever, short before I get killed, but at least I died in an awesome way! "Man killed by assassin while playing the most awesome solo on guitar - He was better then Slash! says his mom!"

What really happened -
well... Buck it! Let's go for the soda-can, throw it in the assassin face and scream like a little girl
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12/05/2014 1:24 am
Level 31 : Artisan Network
MissingCraft
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Left: My phone
Right: A mini-axe, due to some weird circumstances.

I guess you could say I was prepared?
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12/05/2014 1:07 am
Level 1 : New Crafter
PixiStix23398
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Left: Scissors
Right: An envelope

I think I'm going with the scissors.



Jk, obviously the envelope! Give them a papercut
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12/05/2014 12:11 am
Level 38 : Artisan Creeper
CreeperSoul23
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Left: Blanket
Right: Pillow

I have a feeling I might survive by suffocating the assassin

xDD
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12/05/2014 12:06 am
Level 31 : Artisan Dragon
EthanConcept
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Left: Headphones and phone
Right: Car phone charger and books underneath

I had a sore leg and fell out of bed and the assassin jumped to stab where I was his knife got stuck into the pillow as well as the mattress so I grabbed the books under the car and threw them at him. He died because he hated reading .

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12/04/2014 11:40 pm
Level 7 : Apprentice Explorer
YourLocalFloridian
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Let's hope that's a wired mouse, that'll make some epic emergency nunchucks!
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12/04/2014 11:47 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Musician
Punkamoar
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Dude, that's what i keep my real pair of nunchucks for
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12/04/2014 11:22 pm
Level 14 : Journeyman Modder
searchndstroy
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Left: Glass cup.
Right: Mouse

Glass cup. Uppercut!
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12/04/2014 11:21 pm
Level 29 : Expert Engineer
DrStrad
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Left: Amp and DAC

Right: Bottle of pomegranate juice.

If only it was full.

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12/04/2014 11:17 pm
Level 37 : Artisan Spider Rider
InfamousArgyle
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Crap!
Usually I have an axe to the left of me for just such an occasion (I'm being serious) but today it's out of reach because I was cleaning!
To my right, though, is a golf umbrella! not very deadly... :C rip, infaspidor...
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12/04/2014 9:59 pm
Level 7 : Apprentice Explorer
ZasphasTheGod
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To the left: My Iphone
To the right: My Tv

My plan is to just take my phone,run,and call 911 and just keep on running til the cops come and save me
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12/04/2014 9:55 pm
Level 15 : Journeyman Artist
Roer
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Left: Some papercraft stuff
Right: A glass plate
I'm going with right, I can throw the plate then grab my knife that's right next to it.
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12/04/2014 9:44 pm
Level 11 : Journeyman Explorer
+PixelPirate+
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I'm sitting here with my iPad atm, so...

iPad on one side and pencil on the other.


Crap.


EDIT: Bad Olde English grammar. It should be "choose thy weapon".

I'm studying Shakespeare now in case you were wondering.
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12/04/2014 9:43 pm
Level 25 : Expert Dragon
_ENDER_DRAGON_
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Left: Kinetic sand
Right: Air

I amused the assassin with the sand and ran away while he was distracted!
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12/04/2014 9:35 pm
Level 17 : Journeyman Demolitionist
KawaiiMiku
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Left- a slurpee cup (full) and an iPhone
Right- home phone

I could distract and make the enemy cold by throwing the slurpee in their face, then use the home phone to whack them on the head.
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12/04/2014 9:25 pm
Level 33 : Artisan Taco
Qubish
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Left- Foam Pickaxe,
Right- Trumpet case


Its possible to put a pickaxe in someones head... right?


its in cartoons xD
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12/04/2014 12:21 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Musician
Punkamoar
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Left: Ukulele
Right: Wireless Mouse

I'm going left, clubbing everyone in sight
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12/04/2014 12:09 pm
Level 28 : Expert Dragon
phoenix1515
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Left: Headphones
Right: Superglue

Guess who's going to get his hands glued together?
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12/04/2014 12:09 pm
Level 29 : Expert Artist
Jedi
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XM133, nuff said.
Ok fine, heres an image:
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12/04/2014 12:06 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Engineer
Veritas025
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Right: A Lightsaber toy
Left: A Nerf gun

Let's see I have the possibilty with my little brother's stuff
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12/04/2014 11:56 am
Level 29 : Expert Princess
ItsMorgan
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I just ate, sooo...

Right: Knife
Left: Fork

But I'm pretty wimpy so I'm dead anyway. Boohoo.
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12/03/2014 9:51 pm
Level 17 : Journeyman Zombie
MrAllyxx
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Left: Lighting tripod
Right: Mini fridge

well either way I'm dead, lighting tripod has a huge light on it so no good as a weapon.
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12/04/2014 8:21 pm
Level 7 : Apprentice Explorer
YourLocalFloridian
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Just chuck the darn fridge at him! or better, open the fridge, start chucking cans of Coke at the assassin, THEN throw the fridge!
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12/03/2014 9:27 pm
Level 41 : Master Sailor
Dunlan_Willowbo
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Left: Calculator

Right: Marth Amiibo

I choose marth.
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12/03/2014 9:22 pm
Level 28 : Expert Nerd
GlissandoGirl
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A CD (left) and a laptop (right).

Hm.
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12/03/2014 9:21 pm
Level 11 : Journeyman Ranger
Slimecraft101
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Right: Log
Left: Scissors and lighter

Assassin go bye bye
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