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Choose thou weapon!
Imagine the following:
Here you are, on your device, but when you turn around to get a drink, there's an assassin behind you! The only thing that can protect you is something or your right or left of your device.
Left of me: Giant pack of papers.
Right of me: Camera tripod.
I'm going right... but enough of me...
Tell me, what is your weapon, and which side did it come from?
Here you are, on your device, but when you turn around to get a drink, there's an assassin behind you! The only thing that can protect you is something or your right or left of your device.
Left of me: Giant pack of papers.
Right of me: Camera tripod.
I'm going right... but enough of me...
Tell me, what is your weapon, and which side did it come from?
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A bag of Cheese chips on my write a box of envelopes on my left. Gonna go for
right. (Larger) wouldn't save me but it would be worth the try.
right. (Larger) wouldn't save me but it would be worth the try.
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left: a box
right: friend behind laptop
going for right
right: friend behind laptop
going for right
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so...
You'll bash the foe with your friend? That's ruthless, even in my terms.
You'll bash the foe with your friend? That's ruthless, even in my terms.
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Left: Painting
Right: Chair
Oh well, I think i might hit him with the chair lol
Right: Chair
Oh well, I think i might hit him with the chair lol
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I have a Tape Gun (Not really a gun, It's more for a tape holder and you can cut off the tape, but it has sharp parts and is made of metal) to my left.
I have nothing to my right.
I have nothing to my right.
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Ok, let me try this again.
RIght: My mom's laptop
Left: An old lamp.
Firstly, I take the lamp, carefully, making sure it doesn't disconnect, and shove the bulb down his throat. Seeing that did nothing, i pull it off, and smash it into his head. Because i'm weak, not much happens. I stop trying to think creatively and bash his head in with the really heavy base of the lamp.
RIght: My mom's laptop
Left: An old lamp.
Firstly, I take the lamp, carefully, making sure it doesn't disconnect, and shove the bulb down his throat. Seeing that did nothing, i pull it off, and smash it into his head. Because i'm weak, not much happens. I stop trying to think creatively and bash his head in with the really heavy base of the lamp.
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Uh oh. On my right: a towel. On my left: a trash can. This won't end well...
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Left: Wall
Right: Nothing
Well... Great
Wait a second... There's a wall right behind me!
Right: Nothing
Well... Great
Wait a second... There's a wall right behind me!
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To my left: An SMG
To my right: A 600W laser.
I'll burn his eyes with the laser then shoot his corpse until it's a mangled pile of organs.
In all seriousness, I have a mini Xmas tree to my right, and my wallet to my left.
Probably the tree.
To my right: A 600W laser.
I'll burn his eyes with the laser then shoot his corpse until it's a mangled pile of organs.
In all seriousness, I have a mini Xmas tree to my right, and my wallet to my left.
Probably the tree.
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Left: Book
Right: Books\box (Dont ask xD)
Im going with the book.
Right: Books\box (Dont ask xD)
Im going with the book.
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To my left iv got a wall.
To my right i have my airsoft ak-47, so i think ill go right
To my right i have my airsoft ak-47, so i think ill go right
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Right- Cushion
Left- Air
RIP sophiepanda04
idkwhen - 2014
ded uf asficsiashun frum stres
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Left- Air
RIP sophiepanda04
idkwhen - 2014
ded uf asficsiashun frum stres
ye
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Left: Air
Right: Old computer monitor
Going with left.
Right: Old computer monitor
Going with left.
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I GUESS I WILL SURVIVE THIS!!! XD left to me is a wall BUT right of me a a metal model of a samurai sword. I would pick it up and say: RUN, before I DIE!!!
LOL
I guess you guys weren't expecting that were u?
LOL
I guess you guys weren't expecting that were u?
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death by leaflet on Facebook privacy
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Lets see..
Left of me: Some pencils made of sticks
Right of me: Mountain Dew can
Mountain Dew can is mlg, so that one.
Left of me: Some pencils made of sticks
Right of me: Mountain Dew can
Mountain Dew can is mlg, so that one.
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Left= A hammer
Right= A paintbrush.
I CHOOSE PAINTBRUSH!
ಠ_ಠ
Right= A paintbrush.
I CHOOSE PAINTBRUSH!
ಠ_ಠ
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Left: Weights
Right: Glass of Water
I probably survived.
Right: Glass of Water
I probably survived.
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Left: A copper BB gun.
Right: A sword.
Being a Canadian I would give him both weapons and tie myself to a chair so that can kill me easily.
R.I.P Creeper7111
2001-2014
Right: A sword.
Being a Canadian I would give him both weapons and tie myself to a chair so that can kill me easily.
R.I.P Creeper7111
2001-2014
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left: Chocolate Milk
right: Cookies
I´m so gonna win
right: Cookies
I´m so gonna win
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bump
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It just so happens that I keep a big knife on the left and slightly smaller knife on the right with me.
RIP Assassin.
RIP Assassin.
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A big music player left
and iPad Mini right. Oh yea, and my mouse. And I iPad has a hard case on it.
I'm probably gonna survive.
and iPad Mini right. Oh yea, and my mouse. And I iPad has a hard case on it.
I'm probably gonna survive.
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Left: A graphics calculator, and a scientific calculator
Right: A bookshelf full of incredibly heavy, but valuable tomes
Oh hell no I ain't devaluing my books. Calculators it is.
Right: A bookshelf full of incredibly heavy, but valuable tomes
Oh hell no I ain't devaluing my books. Calculators it is.
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Right - Soda-can
Left - Guitar
In my dream -
I would fly up my bed, grab my guitar and play the best solo ever, short before I get killed, but at least I died in an awesome way! "Man killed by assassin while playing the most awesome solo on guitar - He was better then Slash! says his mom!"
What really happened -
well... Buck it! Let's go for the soda-can, throw it in the assassin face and scream like a little girl
Left - Guitar
In my dream -
I would fly up my bed, grab my guitar and play the best solo ever, short before I get killed, but at least I died in an awesome way! "Man killed by assassin while playing the most awesome solo on guitar - He was better then Slash! says his mom!"
What really happened -
well... Buck it! Let's go for the soda-can, throw it in the assassin face and scream like a little girl
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Left: My phone
Right: A mini-axe, due to some weird circumstances.
I guess you could say I was prepared?
Right: A mini-axe, due to some weird circumstances.
I guess you could say I was prepared?
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Left: Scissors
Right: An envelope
I think I'm going with the scissors.
Jk, obviously the envelope! Give them a papercut
Right: An envelope
I think I'm going with the scissors.
Jk, obviously the envelope! Give them a papercut
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Left: Blanket
Right: Pillow
I have a feeling I might survive by suffocating the assassin
xDD
Right: Pillow
I have a feeling I might survive by suffocating the assassin
xDD
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Left: Headphones and phone
Right: Car phone charger and books underneath
I had a sore leg and fell out of bed and the assassin jumped to stab where I was his knife got stuck into the pillow as well as the mattress so I grabbed the books under the car and threw them at him. He died because he hated reading .
Right: Car phone charger and books underneath
I had a sore leg and fell out of bed and the assassin jumped to stab where I was his knife got stuck into the pillow as well as the mattress so I grabbed the books under the car and threw them at him. He died because he hated reading .
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Let's hope that's a wired mouse, that'll make some epic emergency nunchucks!
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Dude, that's what i keep my real pair of nunchucks for
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Left: Glass cup.
Right: Mouse
Glass cup. Uppercut!
Right: Mouse
Glass cup. Uppercut!
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Left: Amp and DAC
Right: Bottle of pomegranate juice.
If only it was full.
Right: Bottle of pomegranate juice.
If only it was full.
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Crap!
Usually I have an axe to the left of me for just such an occasion (I'm being serious) but today it's out of reach because I was cleaning!
To my right, though, is a golf umbrella! not very deadly... :C rip, infaspidor...
Usually I have an axe to the left of me for just such an occasion (I'm being serious) but today it's out of reach because I was cleaning!
To my right, though, is a golf umbrella! not very deadly... :C rip, infaspidor...
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To the left: My Iphone
To the right: My Tv
My plan is to just take my phone,run,and call 911 and just keep on running til the cops come and save me
To the right: My Tv
My plan is to just take my phone,run,and call 911 and just keep on running til the cops come and save me
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Left: Some papercraft stuff
Right: A glass plate
I'm going with right, I can throw the plate then grab my knife that's right next to it.
Right: A glass plate
I'm going with right, I can throw the plate then grab my knife that's right next to it.
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I'm sitting here with my iPad atm, so...
iPad on one side and pencil on the other.
Crap.
EDIT: Bad Olde English grammar. It should be "choose thy weapon".
I'm studying Shakespeare now in case you were wondering.
iPad on one side and pencil on the other.
Crap.
EDIT: Bad Olde English grammar. It should be "choose thy weapon".
I'm studying Shakespeare now in case you were wondering.
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Left: Kinetic sand
Right: Air
I amused the assassin with the sand and ran away while he was distracted!
Right: Air
I amused the assassin with the sand and ran away while he was distracted!
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Left- a slurpee cup (full) and an iPhone
Right- home phone
I could distract and make the enemy cold by throwing the slurpee in their face, then use the home phone to whack them on the head.
Right- home phone
I could distract and make the enemy cold by throwing the slurpee in their face, then use the home phone to whack them on the head.
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Left- Foam Pickaxe,
Right- Trumpet case
Its possible to put a pickaxe in someones head... right?
its in cartoons xD
Right- Trumpet case
Its possible to put a pickaxe in someones head... right?
its in cartoons xD
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Left: Ukulele
Right: Wireless Mouse
I'm going left, clubbing everyone in sight
Right: Wireless Mouse
I'm going left, clubbing everyone in sight
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Left: Headphones
Right: Superglue
Guess who's going to get his hands glued together?
Right: Superglue
Guess who's going to get his hands glued together?
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XM133, nuff said.
Ok fine, heres an image:
Ok fine, heres an image:
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Right: A Lightsaber toy
Left: A Nerf gun
Let's see I have the possibilty with my little brother's stuff
Left: A Nerf gun
Let's see I have the possibilty with my little brother's stuff
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I just ate, sooo...
Right: Knife
Left: Fork
But I'm pretty wimpy so I'm dead anyway. Boohoo.
Right: Knife
Left: Fork
But I'm pretty wimpy so I'm dead anyway. Boohoo.
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Left: Lighting tripod
Right: Mini fridge
well either way I'm dead, lighting tripod has a huge light on it so no good as a weapon.
Right: Mini fridge
well either way I'm dead, lighting tripod has a huge light on it so no good as a weapon.
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Just chuck the darn fridge at him! or better, open the fridge, start chucking cans of Coke at the assassin, THEN throw the fridge!
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Left: Calculator
Right: Marth Amiibo
I choose marth.
Right: Marth Amiibo
I choose marth.
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A CD (left) and a laptop (right).
Hm.
Hm.
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Right: Log
Left: Scissors and lighter
Assassin go bye bye
Left: Scissors and lighter
Assassin go bye bye
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