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[ENDED]Free MC profile pic giveaway! | 3 winners!

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3/24/2017 6:18 am
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Heya! I'm holding an art giveaway for fun, here's some info!

How to join:
Reply to this thread with a joke in your reply!

Rules:
-Do not post any offensive jokes.
-Don't be a sore loser if you don't win, bro.
-One entry per person, please don't try to use multiple accounts ;;;;;;

Prizes:
Three winners will be chosen, and each winner will receive a profile pic of their MC skin!

End date: 24th March, 2017 6:00 pm GMT+8


Good luck, and have fun!
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03/24/2017 6:18 am
Level 10 : Journeyman Crafter
Bnig98JR
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Hello! The raffle has ended, and the winners have been chosen through a random generator:

Albinopanda124Hello!
My joke:
It was halloween and Death nocked on the door to send a guy to Heaven. Chuck Norris opened the door and Death asked frightened: "Trick or treat"
LoL


bathtubwhen you said no offensive jokes, my insides cried. here's me joke.
According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.


toujourspur_I was going to make a joke about the periodic table, but all the good ones argon.


Congrats! Winners please PM me! And for those who haven't won, no need to be sad, as I might host another giveaway soon!
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03/16/2017 3:01 pm
Level 64 : High Grandmaster Sweetheart
Myra_
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I was going to make a joke about the periodic table, but all the good ones argon.
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03/15/2017 11:59 am
Level 13 : Journeyman Skinner
Jack01124
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Hai..
Here are my jokes ;-;

Yesterday a clown held the door open for me

I thought it was a nice jester

Second joke

I asked Siri why I'm single

She opened the front camera

Third joke

This girl said she knew me from the vegetarian restaurant

But I've never met herbivore!

Good luck to everyone else!
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03/15/2017 8:43 am
Level 1 : New System
benets
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Here's meh jokes:

First joke
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

Second joke
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"

Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"

Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"

Patrick: "What school?"

Third joke
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
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03/12/2017 11:49 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Princess
bathtub
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when you said no offensive jokes, my insides cried. here's me joke.
According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
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03/12/2017 9:36 am
Level 1 : New Miner
Albinopanda124
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Hello!
My joke:
It was halloween and Death nocked on the door to send a guy to Heaven. Chuck Norris opened the door and Death asked frightened: "Trick or treat"
LoL
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03/12/2017 1:28 am
Level 3 : Apprentice Crafter
PokemonArmy114
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Sup m8y
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Ans:To go to the Ugly Witch's house.

*Knock Knock*
"Who's there?"
"The Chicken"
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03/11/2017 12:11 pm
Level 3 : Apprentice Hunter
MajestyMischa
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Hiya
My Joke:
If I die and my friends don't keep me updated on the new Steven Universe with a Ouija board, I'm gonna haunt everyone
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