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[TEH EDN] HariusAwesome's Sarcastic Tutorial Contest

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THIS THING IS OVER. GO HOME.

Entries so far:
53MP3RF1 with how b bets pvpr
BajanIndian with How to get OP on any server [Judge]
Killertoad with How 2 get more FPS's Removed by moderator
ganon4688 with How To Stop Da Kawaiis
WTFShady with How to Get More FPS in Minecraft [Finalist]
-TheGrimCreeper- with How to be popular on PMC!
TheShadbusher with So You Want to Build a Computer? [Finalist] [Much Win]
Parsa the Penguin with How to Become Famous on Le Internet
wdw4 with How to Hunt: The Elusivest of Prey
Chron with How To Make a Sarcastic Tutorial - A PSA[Finalist]


So, this is the first topic I've ever posted. That's fine.

As some of you may know and as the majority probably don't, I've been able to get to Level 420 17 thanks to the maelstrom of various sarcastic tutorials and blogs I have littered your precious Planet Minecraft with. My favourite is in my signature because of reasons of plugging.

So, since I like the number seventy and I now have 70 subscribers, I have decided that I will run a pointless great contest that is DEFINITELY worth your time and energy! All you have to do to enter is to write a sarcastic Minecraft-related blog of your own. It doesn't matter what it's about, just so long as you make a really, really remote reference to Minecraft in there somewhere. Really, it can be about anything, I promise. There are no other restrictions, nothing about word-count or anything, but try not to use obscenities if you can.

Of course, such a brilliant contest needs an equally brilliant prize, that prize being this:









The world's largest invisible trophy, in honour of the beautiful sarcasm that will hopefully be laid down by this genius competition.

[Also there might be a prize where I diamond all of your stuff and subscribe to you, but that's not half as good as the main thing.]

So, how does one enter, you might ask? Well, that's very simple. You have from the date of the posting of this topic until [reaches into brain to find a reasonable time frame] the 16th of November, 2014, at 11:59:59 PM to write your beautiful and sarcastic blog and post it as a reply to this topic. Entries after this date will not be counted but may still be charged. Standard network rates apply. Also, let me know if you intend to enter so I can add your names and stuff to this post because that way we can get a running list of junk, because organization.

Further, you can apply to become a judge of this most excellent contest I've planned, by filling in the below application and also posting it as a reply. Judges can still post entries but will not be eligible to win the trophy. If no one applies to be a judge, then I'll just pick the entry I personally like the best and we'll work it out that way.

How 3 Judge
Your username:
Why you should, like, judge or whatever:
Noscoping ability [0 - 1337]:


So. If you're at all interested in taking part, let me know. I'll be here. Always. I'm always watching you. Don't turn around. I'm behind you.

Addendum: Following the repeated deletion of blogs entered into this contest, if you find your blog deleted it means you should probably post it as a thread. ...Carry on.
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01/07/2015 1:59 pm
Level 13 : Journeyman Grump
HariusAwesome44
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Well, actually, you were technically a judge, so you were disqualified from winning.
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01/07/2015 1:44 pm
Level 2 : Apprentice Miner
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[deleted]
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12/19/2014 11:51 pm
Level 46 : Master Button Pusher
Leeberator
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HariusAwesome44TheShadbusher pulled a victory out at the eleventh hour, with 229 votes his way, putting him 9 votes ahead. His opponent put up a sterling opposition but at the end of the day came home at 220. WTFShady, unfortunately, was absolutely totalled, gaining only 5% of the popular vote with 22 votes. Sorry, WTF. Maybe next time.


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12/14/2014 10:41 am
Level 2 : Apprentice Miner
mrmcguy101
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I wrote a whole, long blog for this on pmc, because I thought you were being sarcastic when you said "this thing is over. go home" . Then I read the due date and found out it was over a month ago. Well then.
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12/11/2014 2:21 pm
Level 31 : Artisan Dragonborn
WTFshady
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Well, I got #rekt
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12/11/2014 2:21 pm
Level 46 : Master Button Pusher
Leeberator
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Woo!

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12/11/2014 2:15 pm
Level 13 : Journeyman Grump
HariusAwesome44
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Well, we're all out of time. I'm sorry I tabulated this thing late, but a lot has gone down recently so I haven't had the opportunity xP sorry my bad plz dont kill is 3 young 5 die

Anyway, the way it seems, TheShadbusher pulled a victory out at the eleventh hour, with 229 votes his way, putting him 9 votes ahead. His opponent put up a sterling opposition but at the end of the day came home at 220. WTFShady, unfortunately, was absolutely totalled, gaining only 5% of the popular vote with 22 votes. Sorry, WTF. Maybe next time.

So that's that, another thanks to everyone who entered this thing that I came up with in five seconds and implemented because I felt like it

Everyone else who entered, excluding TheShadbusher who wins the coveted invisible trophy, will get this medal of participation that is definitely not condescending, I promise. Trust me.

So that's that, I suppose. I'll see you around.
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12/11/2014 1:45 pm
Level 47 : Master Cowboy
Chron
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Well, I don't know how he does it, but he's always a few steps ahead of me... I'm losing by quite a bit now, but I'm honestly not worried about it. As long as my message gets across, I don't care.
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12/11/2014 2:22 pm
Level 31 : Artisan Dragonborn
WTFshady
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That's the spirit!
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12/11/2014 12:51 pm
Level 31 : Artisan Dragonborn
WTFshady
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Zatharel
Chron
HariusAwesome44There isn't much time left to vote, so if you want to vote then you should do that, like, now-ish; it's being tabulated tomorrow afternoon, so you still kinda have the rest of the day and some of tomorrow im not sure yay professionalism.


So, is that afternoon GMT? Man, this is going to be way too close for comfort...

Not at all, you're going to win by 20+ votes.
#BloggingStillLives
#Vote4Chron

Blogging4Life

Damn, I should start posting blogs when my ban finishes.
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12/11/2014 12:36 pm
Level 49 : Master Sweetheart
Zatharel
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Chron
HariusAwesome44There isn't much time left to vote, so if you want to vote then you should do that, like, now-ish; it's being tabulated tomorrow afternoon, so you still kinda have the rest of the day and some of tomorrow im not sure yay professionalism.


So, is that afternoon GMT? Man, this is going to be way too close for comfort...

Not at all, you're going to win by 20+ votes.
#BloggingStillLives
#Vote4Chron
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12/10/2014 12:08 pm
Level 13 : Journeyman Grump
HariusAwesome44
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There isn't much time left to vote, so if you want to vote then you should do that, like, now-ish; it's being tabulated tomorrow afternoon, so you still kinda have the rest of the day and some of tomorrow im not sure yay professionalism.
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12/10/2014 7:50 pm
Level 47 : Master Cowboy
Chron
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So, is that afternoon GMT? Man, this is going to be way too close for comfort...
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12/10/2014 1:06 am
Level 42 : Master Fox
-Mage-
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I VOTE FOR DEH SHADY GUY!
Yeah, Shady is cool, so him = 1 + vote
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12/08/2014 1:59 pm
Level 13 : Journeyman Grump
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25 votes so far - Chron is leading with 14, WTFShady is in second with 7, and TheShadbusher is in third with 4. There's only two days left, so make sure to have your vote tabulated before time runs out! ayy lmao
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12/06/2014 9:25 am
Level 11 : Journeyman Explorer
+PixelPirate+
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How dare you insult the master of our universe!!!!
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12/06/2014 12:24 pm
Level 13 : Journeyman Grump
HariusAwesome44
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The Illuminati represents the dregs of our society, but this isn't the place nor time to discuss something of such grandiose philosophical proportions. We can continue arguing back and forth about your hardscoping Illuminati clan later.
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12/06/2014 9:01 am
Level 13 : Journeyman Grump
HariusAwesome44
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Le bump
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12/04/2014 1:45 pm
Level 31 : Artisan Dragonborn
WTFshady
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GG Chron
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12/05/2014 2:17 pm
Level 13 : Journeyman Grump
HariusAwesome44
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That would seem to be the case so far. There's still five days though so if you haven't voted, that's still a thing you can do.
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12/04/2014 12:07 pm
Level 13 : Journeyman Grump
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Chron's pretty far ahead at 9 votes to 3 and 3. Still six days left to go, though, so vote if you haven't xD
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12/02/2014 5:31 pm
Level 13 : Journeyman Grump
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Unfortunately, I can't seem to get in contact with the other two judges. I'm deeply apologetic for not being able to get the results out sooner, but I forgot that publicly mentioning a moderator decision in a negative light was against the rules. I'll get on the results and should hopefully have the top three by tomorrow evening, GMT. My bad!
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12/02/2014 5:43 pm
Level 47 : Master Cowboy
Chron
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Thanks for the update. Glad you hadn't forgotten. Just a recommendation, in the future, I suggest recruiting slightly more... reliable judges. I don't mean to be rude, but they'll help the contest run smoother.
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12/03/2014 4:40 pm
Level 13 : Journeyman Grump
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Well, I had no idea that they would be unreliable, so I apologize for that. In any event, I've left this long enough so I'll tell you what the score is.

The long and the short of it is I've chosen three blogs out of the entries, and those three blogs are the finalists. Furthermore, I've created a poll over at Strawpoll, where you can enter your vote and let me know which one you think the winner is. The voting will close in seven Earth days, so make sure to enter your vote. People who have entered aren't restricted from voting purely because I don't know the identity of anyone who votes, so yup, logic. Anyway, enough jabber, the three finalists are these people:

1) WTFShady, who wrote about the acquisition of greater framerates in the indie game colloquially referred to as "Minecraft" in certain fields
2) TheShadbusher for his "So You Want to Build a Computer" blog. @afootpluto #nevaforget
3) Chron, for making a relatively good point and managing to include sarcasm to a degree and therefore not contravene the rules of his contest. Nice one there, friend.
Good job.

Special mention goes to everyone except TheGrimCreeper, who is an Illuminati scrub.

Anyway, the link to the strawpoll is down below, go get it and let me know who won. Also, if you have a different idea about who should have made the final three, let that ball up inside you for 60 to 70 years until it shows up on an x-ray as a tumor. Thanks again to everyone who entered.

http://strawpoll.me/3117552

(This link will remain up until the 10th of December at midnight. Make sure to enter your vote by then! )

*tips fedora*
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11/30/2014 2:50 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Taco
wdw4
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Oh, wasnt aware he was forum banned although for whatever reason I remain unsuprised.... Ive been banned from the main sight about, maybey five times? So I know the feels.
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11/30/2014 10:25 am
Level 32 : Artisan Taco
wdw4
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Well? Where are our results? You all didnt forget about us did you judges?
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11/30/2014 11:10 am
Level 47 : Master Cowboy
Chron
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Well, Harius just recovered from his forum ban the 27th, and he might've had Thanksgiving plans...
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11/20/2014 4:37 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Taco
wdw4
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*bites fingernails*
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11/19/2014 10:25 am
Level 32 : Artisan Taco
wdw4
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I thought it was so boring, I made a GIF to show my reaction:
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/201411 ... ppet-o.gif
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11/20/2014 4:39 pm
Level 47 : Master Cowboy
Chron
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Thanks.
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11/20/2014 4:53 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Taco
wdw4
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No problem, hand puppet buddy.
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11/18/2014 11:24 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Taco
wdw4
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Is Chron disqualified? And Chron, if you had added a "JK LOL! NOOBS! SARCASM FTW!" to the end of that long. BORING. Speech I think you would have won hands down.
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11/19/2014 2:19 am
Level 13 : Journeyman Grump
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No, he isn't disqualified. Judging is still happening though, so I'll tell you more once it's done.
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11/17/2014 4:20 pm
Level 13 : Journeyman Grump
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Righto, entries are closed. I'll get the other two judges and avail you of the situation as it progresses.

*tips fedora*
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11/19/2014 5:53 pm
Level 46 : Master Button Pusher
Leeberator
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10/10 would enter again
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11/16/2014 5:05 pm
Level 47 : Master Cowboy
Chron
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11/16/2014 5:41 pm
Level 13 : Journeyman Grump
HariusAwesome44
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Added.
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11/16/2014 4:40 am
Level 13 : Journeyman Grump
HariusAwesome44
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Tomorrow we're going to start the judging process so if you still have an entry then enter because why not, amirite #rekt
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11/16/2014 11:27 am
Level 47 : Master Cowboy
Chron
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I'll be entering later today.
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11/16/2014 12:50 pm
Level 13 : Journeyman Grump
HariusAwesome44
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Kk, m80. You have until 11:59:59 GMT tonight.
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11/12/2014 11:04 pm
Level 14 : Journeyman Goblin
-TheGrimCreeper-
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I'm so going to win this competion judged by my nemesis.
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11/15/2014 4:54 am
Level 13 : Journeyman Grump
HariusAwesome44
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3unbiased5u
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11/12/2014 4:57 pm
Level 13 : Journeyman Grump
HariusAwesome44
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Bomp.
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11/08/2014 4:53 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Taco
wdw4
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Counting the days to my victory.
And by the way @HariusAwsome44, doo u even bump?
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11/08/2014 3:37 pm
Level 13 : Journeyman Grump
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Bump. I need your sarcasm, I use it for my sarcasm machine which is powered by sarcasm and produces raw sarcasm for conversion into sarcasm which can then self-power the sarcasm machine. tl;dr: more sarcasm plz kbye
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11/06/2014 12:27 pm
Level 13 : Journeyman Grump
HariusAwesome44
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Oh hey Im just going to bump this real quick ok drive safe
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11/05/2014 3:40 pm
Level 46 : Master Button Pusher
Leeberator
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Bump

[yt]wTqNj8YnQV4[/yt]

Because why not?
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11/01/2014 5:53 am
Level 13 : Journeyman Grump
HariusAwesome44
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Hooray for bump.
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11/01/2014 10:47 pm
Level 46 : Master Button Pusher
Leeberator
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Woop woop
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10/30/2014 4:16 pm
Level 1 : New Miner
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Lel b& 4 10 years
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