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by ThePlatinumFlame » 8/18/2012

Hello Random PMC User!
And Welcome To The
JOKE HUB
This is where you share any funny [Not?] Jokes!
Please do not post harmful or offensive jokes like irishmen,racist and blonde jokes
as they may offend others who read them.
Also please do not type harmful opinions for example
"That joke SUCKS where are you from? the 80s?"
or
"You call that a joke? more like a random phrase."
Heres my joke
Q: How many elephants can you fit in a Mini?
A: 4, 2 In the front, 2 In the back
Q: How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge?
A: There are footprints in the butter
Q: How do you know if 2 elephants has been in your fridge?
A: There are 2 sets of footprints in the butter
Q: How do you know if 3 elephants has been in your fridge?
A: There are 3 sets of footprints in the butter
Q: How do you know if 4 elephants has been in your fridge?
A: Theres a Mini parked outside
XD Ignore ----------------------V------------------------ This
Ok now Its YOUR [ turn to tell a joke.
What jokes do you have?
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by dragonkeeper1 » 8/18/2012

Can I tell a somewhat inappropriate joke?
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by ThePlatinumFlame » 8/18/2012

If it has swearing, disgustingness then no
If its just silly [In a stupid make you laugh way like "why did the cow do a poo?" 'Coz it needed to'] then... ok
But no offensive jokes or ill report you
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by dragonkeeper1 » 8/18/2012

Define disgusting.
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by ThePlatinumFlame » 8/18/2012

Just Pm me the joke and ill tell you if its ok
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by CheeveCupcake » 8/18/2012

Me: I finally got me grades
Jason: How? we cant were in the sea
Me: Its below sea level
Jason: Urghh :(
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
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Because 7 8 9
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by CheeveCupcake » 8/18/2012

Oh i forgot,
HOW DO YOU MAKE A PMC FOURM
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by CheeveCupcake » 8/18/2012

dragonkeeper1 wrote:Can I tell a somewhat inappropriate joke?
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by dragonkeeper1 » 8/18/2012

You can make a thread by hitting the New Topic button in the bottom left corner of the screen. I'm not aware that users can create a whole forum, though.
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by ThePlatinumFlame » 8/18/2012

I don't think thats in inappropriate joke.
Dragonkeeper1 yes you may post it.
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by dragonkeeper1 » 8/18/2012

Just checking, you do get the joke, right?
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by epiczombeh » 8/18/2012

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Hello! I am epiczombeh, your hyperactive neighborhood pancake, come party with me! And as Malleo would say, toasters will toast toast!
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