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Post your Favorite quotes from anyone, EVER
There have been some awesome quotes in television and movies. even Games. but what are the best? post yours below!
and please. dont post something like a funny part from a movie. thats QUOTING a part, not an actual quote
mine is from the Doctor Who 50th anniversary, said by the 8th Doctor
"Great men are forged in fire.
It is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame,
Whatever the cost. "
and please. dont post something like a funny part from a movie. thats QUOTING a part, not an actual quote
mine is from the Doctor Who 50th anniversary, said by the 8th Doctor
"Great men are forged in fire.
It is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame,
Whatever the cost. "
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"LEARN GOSH DARNIT" - David Lightman in war games and all of my high school teachers.
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"Who be disrespecting Umbridge?!" -Umbridge (Joe Walker)
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"I did nothing but teleporting bread for 3 days" -Soldier
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"You better put seatbelts on your ears, cause im going to take them for the ride of their lives"
-Moss on The IT Crowd
"There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. Its knack lies in learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
-Douglas Adams
"There is, of course, a beast hidden in every man, a beast of rage, a beast of sensual inflammability at the cries of the tormented victim, an unrestrained beast let off the chain, a beast of diseases acquired in debauchery"
-Dostoyevsky
-Moss on The IT Crowd
"There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. Its knack lies in learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
-Douglas Adams
"There is, of course, a beast hidden in every man, a beast of rage, a beast of sensual inflammability at the cries of the tormented victim, an unrestrained beast let off the chain, a beast of diseases acquired in debauchery"
-Dostoyevsky
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I'm tired of playing video games- no one ever
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It's the game of life. Do I win or do I lose? One day they're gonna shut the game down. I gotta have as much fun and go around the board as many times as I can before it's my turn to leave.
Tupac Shakur
Tupac Shakur
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"Hey! Champ-in-the-making!"
-The Guy at the entrance to every Pokemon Gym
-The Guy at the entrance to every Pokemon Gym
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"Pain weakness leaving the body"
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The only to be successful is by dreaming planning and doing! -Eli1211
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"After a long day of working hard, we will see a difference in life. " EvilWosby
I just made that up LOOL
I just made that up LOOL
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"Love is like war. Easy to start but hard to stop"
"What's the difference between a mad man and a bold genus? A mad man repeats the same action over and over again for a unknown destiny. A bold genus repeats the same action over and over again for a known destiny."
"What's the difference between a mad man and a bold genus? A mad man repeats the same action over and over again for a unknown destiny. A bold genus repeats the same action over and over again for a known destiny."
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"For a long time now, I thought I was just a survivor, but I'm not. I'm the winner. That's who I am. A Time Lord Victorious."
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Its in my profile description.
To avoid criticism:
Say nothing.
Do nothing.
Be nothing.
To avoid criticism:
Say nothing.
Do nothing.
Be nothing.
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"You can't fix stupid."
-A joke my family has xD
-A joke my family has xD
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“Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.” -Ellen Goodman
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Oh yeah, also
"It's all ogre now"- shrek is love, shrek is life
"It's all ogre now"- shrek is love, shrek is life
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"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?' Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" -Cave Johnson
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"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." - William Shakespeare
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I have 3
"Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?" - Vaas Montengero
"I told you to stop the bus, not shoot the bus. Stop, shoot, do those things sound the same to you?" - Pagan Min
"Elia of Dorne, YOU RAPED HER, YOU MURDERED HER, YOU KILLED HER TWO CHILDREN!!" -Oberyn Martell
"Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?" - Vaas Montengero
"I told you to stop the bus, not shoot the bus. Stop, shoot, do those things sound the same to you?" - Pagan Min
"Elia of Dorne, YOU RAPED HER, YOU MURDERED HER, YOU KILLED HER TWO CHILDREN!!" -Oberyn Martell
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"You can't tell me what I can and can not do!" – John Locke
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"Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
"That's no moon. It's a space station"
everything Obi Wan says is awesome
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
"That's no moon. It's a space station"
everything Obi Wan says is awesome
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It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
Aristotle Onassis
Be brave enough to live life creatively. The creative place where no one else has ever been.
Alan Alda
We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone.
Ronald Reagan
Aristotle Onassis
Be brave enough to live life creatively. The creative place where no one else has ever been.
Alan Alda
We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone.
Ronald Reagan
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“You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.”
- John Lennon, Imagine
Press: "How did you find America?"
John Lennon: "Turn left at Greenland"
Press: "Do you have any special message for Dutch youth?"
John: "Tell them to buy Beatle records"
Press: "What do you call that hairstyle? "
George Harrison: "Arthur"
- John Lennon, Imagine
Press: "How did you find America?"
John Lennon: "Turn left at Greenland"
Press: "Do you have any special message for Dutch youth?"
John: "Tell them to buy Beatle records"
Press: "What do you call that hairstyle? "
George Harrison: "Arthur"
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"You can quote me on this"
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Happiness does not come from a job. It comes from knowing what you truly value, and behaving in a way that’s consistent with those beliefs.
-Mike Rowe
-Mike Rowe
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"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
~Isaac Asimov
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
~Steve Martin
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
~Jim Carrey
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advise."
~Bill Cosby
"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts."
~Albert Einstine
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the h*ll she is."
~Ellen DeGeneres
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I haven't tried before"
~Mae West
"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three"
~Laurence J. Peter
~Isaac Asimov
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
~Steve Martin
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
~Jim Carrey
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advise."
~Bill Cosby
"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts."
~Albert Einstine
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the h*ll she is."
~Ellen DeGeneres
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I haven't tried before"
~Mae West
"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three"
~Laurence J. Peter
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hope this isn't a necropost
"If there's something you don't understand, learn to understand it. It's well worth any risk to our lives"
- Hanji Zoe.
"If there's something you don't understand, learn to understand it. It's well worth any risk to our lives"
- Hanji Zoe.
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It's not enough to care. You also have to pretend to care.
- Scott Alexander
- Scott Alexander
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"Iyecte is the best"
~Everyone
~Everyone
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F*** er' in the p****y.
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"Don't believe everything you read on the Internet."
- Abraham Lincoln
Not Really
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Edit: Wow, I just noticed TheMightyWaffle posted a very similar thing right above me :/
I actually found my version of the fake quote in the science classroom at school.
- Abraham Lincoln
Not Really
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Edit: Wow, I just noticed TheMightyWaffle posted a very similar thing right above me :/
I actually found my version of the fake quote in the science classroom at school.
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WHEN I GROW UP, I WANT TO BE A STEGOSAURUS
-me
-me
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you tooooo?
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I can pretty much guarantee that ONE of us, will make it out of here alive-Sgt. Johnson
War. war never changes.-the guy who says that at the beginning of fallout
Son, i could be you daddy but, ah, never mind.-Sgt. Johnson
Don't believe that famous people said these actual words just because you found a picture of them with this quote beside it on the internet.-Abraham Lincoln
War. war never changes.-the guy who says that at the beginning of fallout
Son, i could be you daddy but, ah, never mind.-Sgt. Johnson
Don't believe that famous people said these actual words just because you found a picture of them with this quote beside it on the internet.-Abraham Lincoln
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"I said am I right marines!!" -Sgt. Major. Avery Junior Johnson.
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Psh...
"Folks need heroes chief, to give 'em hope, so smile would ya, while we still got something to smile about!" - Sgt. Swiggity Swag Johnson
"Folks need heroes chief, to give 'em hope, so smile would ya, while we still got something to smile about!" - Sgt. Swiggity Swag Johnson
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"You forget a thousand things every day. Make sure this is one of them."
-Micheal De Santa, GTA V
-Micheal De Santa, GTA V
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The two quotes in my sig. In case you can't see them...
"After all... if you want your dreams to come true, you have to be strong enough to force them to happen." -Elite Four Malva
"Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable." -The Wizard Of Oz
"After all... if you want your dreams to come true, you have to be strong enough to force them to happen." -Elite Four Malva
"Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable." -The Wizard Of Oz
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I'm just going to dump every quote I like, if you don't mind....
"Waking up in the morning is great. Not the morning jog or greeting the morning thats makes it great- Just knowing that its the time that they make doughnuts." - Katy Griffin
"You know what they say. Once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger." - Lady Gaga
"I don't want the 5 dollars in your pocket, I want your soul" - Lady Gaga
"You either die a hero, or you find yourself becoming the villian." - Harvey Dent
"Everyone dies. It's the final and only lasting justice." - Boba Fett
"Live like a legend and die like an a**hole." - Ray Narvaez Jr.
"Men who hide their faces behind masks are either incredibly ugly, incredibly stupid, or... IS THE BATMAN." - Santino Marella
"Shucky-ducky quack quack!" - Booker T
"I learned love is like a brick. You can build a house or sink a dead body." - Lady Gaga
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
"Of all things I've lost in life, I think I miss my mind the most." - Mankind
"Have you taken a stupid pill today? Is that what it is?"- Big Show
"You gotta eat lightning and crap thunder!" - Shane McMahon
Beyonce: "Trust is like a mirror, you can fix it if it's broken."
Lady Gaga: "Yeah, but you can still see the crack in that mother (censor) reflection."
"Waking up in the morning is great. Not the morning jog or greeting the morning thats makes it great- Just knowing that its the time that they make doughnuts." - Katy Griffin
"You know what they say. Once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger." - Lady Gaga
"I don't want the 5 dollars in your pocket, I want your soul" - Lady Gaga
"You either die a hero, or you find yourself becoming the villian." - Harvey Dent
"Everyone dies. It's the final and only lasting justice." - Boba Fett
"Live like a legend and die like an a**hole." - Ray Narvaez Jr.
"Men who hide their faces behind masks are either incredibly ugly, incredibly stupid, or... IS THE BATMAN." - Santino Marella
"Shucky-ducky quack quack!" - Booker T
"I learned love is like a brick. You can build a house or sink a dead body." - Lady Gaga
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
"Of all things I've lost in life, I think I miss my mind the most." - Mankind
"Have you taken a stupid pill today? Is that what it is?"- Big Show
"You gotta eat lightning and crap thunder!" - Shane McMahon
Beyonce: "Trust is like a mirror, you can fix it if it's broken."
Lady Gaga: "Yeah, but you can still see the crack in that mother (censor) reflection."
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"There are only two infinite things-the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." -Albert Einstein
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"i'm not a psychopath im a high- functioning sociopath."
-Sherlock
-Sherlock
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“The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but vice versa, the bad things don’t always spoil the good things and make them unimportant.”
- The Doctor
- The Doctor
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Always forgive, Never Forget
Zuch Evagna, Neitar Gotfrer.
-Aethroz
Zuch Evagna, Neitar Gotfrer.
-Aethroz
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"Please, don't take that out of context." -Rage Gaming
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Understanding 100% of anything is impossible. That’s why we spend all our lives trying to understand the thinking of others. That’s what makes life so interesting.
Kaji Ryoji (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
Kaji Ryoji (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
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"How do horses work?" -Stampylongnose
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