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by globdom » 7/28/2012

Hello everyone im globdom and i made this post to put in yo mama jokes. It will be a very pointless but funny post like yo mama. Everyone and anyone can post funny yo mama jokes, my foal is to reach 1,000 posts full of yo mama jokes. I promise this post will be as funny as yo mama's face (ewhich is very funny)
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by harryhammer » 7/28/2012

yo mama has eaten pizza :geek: FACT
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by globdom » 7/28/2012

yo mama tried eating my mama after she ate the pizza
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by lovelove » 7/28/2012

Yo Mama so hairy she only speaks Wooki!
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by TheSparkyChick » 7/28/2012

Yo mamma so fat, when she go to the beach all the whales come up and sing

WE ARE FAMILY!
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by Drwolfe777 » 7/28/2012

Yo mama's so fat she even makes a happy meal cry
This is a legit Signature...UMAD?
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by harryhammer » 7/28/2012

globdom wrote:yo mama tried eating my mama after she ate the pizza

yo mama so fat when you said it was chilly outside she grabbed a bowl and spoon!
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by globdom » 7/28/2012

yo mama is so stupid when she threw a rock at the ground she missed
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by Animatrix » 7/28/2012

Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "K-F-C".
"What could someone like you possibly major in?"
"Child psychology...WITH A MINOR IN PAAAAAAIN!"

I'm made of metal,
My circuits gleam,
I am prepetual,
I keep the Planet clean...
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by globdom » 7/28/2012

yo mama is so poor that she foes to KFC to lick the grease off of peoples fingers
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by pokemonboy100 » 7/28/2012

Yo mama is so fat. That she's fat.

OOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Everything's coming up MERASMUS!
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It's got an emblem now, to prove I made the signature.
(Not the images that make up the signature, though.)
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by theycalleolfy » 7/28/2012

Yo mommas so stupid see taped a piece of paper to a tv and called it paperview!:lol:
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