Planet Minecraft

Im Bored So lets do this!!!
Round one Chicken played by: VS Zombie Played by:
WHo wants to go first!

i wanna be the zombie!

Chicken:
Your rhymes are like your skin, Rotten.
cant catch me when im just trottin
I can see it in your veins
you're just looking for some brains
you aint smart, in fact you're stupid
i'll fly over you like im cupid
In them caves i hear you groaning
all the time you just moaning
step in the light, you catch fire
try to win this fight, i get higher

Reply Gir Dough had a solid rap there!

Zombie:
Stop talking, you need a mussel
I'll be like SlyFox and i'll hit you with a shovel
I'll rip you apart, like i did to steve
I'm the undead, i don't need to breath
I used to drop feathers
i'm badder than anything in the nether
i can take down a whole village
When i pillage
Your a passive mob
I only got one job
To be the best
I do it better than the rest

((Sorry it took me so long))

Look its the chicke who gets eat by the human.
I claim more lives than Chuck Norris' thighs
Don't stare in my eyes.
Right now Im in disguise.
Im a hostile mob you're a useless mob
you probably made notch sob when you got put into the game
you're making me look lame.
We know we're not the same
Im the mob that put the challenge in this game.

Chicken:
You think you're so mean
your just mad your skin is green
Steve will beat you with a stick
but he will raise my chick
you better not complain
you cause me no pain
i give people food
and you just get booed
get off the stage
we're not on the same page
Minecraft Wiki rags on you
youre almost worse than goo

Final verse for you two Bring you A game!

Zomble

You stand alone at night
Barely capable of flight
You may walk fast
But you'll come last
In this never ending fight
When comes Dawn I'll hide in the trees
And I'll watch you there with your Quiverin knees
You may think I'm dumb
But I still ate your mum
Oh you don't get zombies better than me!

This is a great idea..

Zombie:
Your weak
You can barely speak
You only got 2 hearts
Your feathers aint good for nothing but playing darts
I'll get all the hostile mobs
We'll eat you with corn on the cob
People throw your babies
You must be crazy
To think you can step to me
I'll have my buddy snipe you out from a tree

Why people keep taking my part?