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by throwback_pokemon876 » 5/6/2012

Ok here is my story,
(More Creeps and weirdos Mod Story!)

One day I was a battle castle. I beat the king and his gay guards to cameback to my amazing mansion and their was a bum peeing in my house on my bed so I hit him. The game glitched and a growbot gregg spawned in my house and grew the bum uber-big and he couldn't get through the front door after I ran through. I left to go chop down some trees I came back and my house had a giant hole from a big dig bug and the bum murdered me and my house was destoyed. I lost all my diamond Hotdog Heaven, Guinea pig hotel, my level 51 Guinea pig Munster , and lastly, my level 39 Hotdog Ralph. The funniest part was I started cussing for kids. (Words like fudge and son of a biscuit 'cause I'm not allowed to cuss. :3)

Post your funny stories! :D
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by link433 » 5/6/2012

I was using the mod explosives+ with too many items and built a house with lots of good stuff. So then I started blowing stuff up and blew my house up.
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by throwback_pokemon876 » 5/7/2012

lol!
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by ninja_flip121 » 5/7/2012

yo how do u post a subject
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by Roost3rMAN75 » 5/8/2012

Once I built an epic self-destruct system. From a switch redstone would activate, turning off a redstone torch that would turn off another that would be connected to the redstone that would touch the TNT and self-destruct the entire structure. Well, I showed it to a friend and didn't copy the world, and, well... You know what happened. That's right, he tricked me ;) . He said it wouldn't work and I was smart enough to say "Oh yeah?" and switched it and, "SSSHHHHHHH..... BOOOOOMM BOOOKBMMBBOBMBMBBBOOOOMMBBOOOOMM!"
If you like adventure maps, try out some from me. :PImage
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by throwback_pokemon876 » 5/8/2012

ninja_flip121 wrote:yo how do u post a subject


Go to the FORUMS section.
Now click any subject (Like Minecraft:Game)
Click on NEW TOPIC.

TADA!!!
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by throwback_pokemon876 » 5/8/2012

Roost3rMAN75 wrote:Once I built an epic self-destruct system. From a switch redstone would activate, turning off a redstone torch that would turn off another that would be connected to the redstone that would touch the TNT and self-destruct the entire structure. Well, I showed it to a friend and didn't copy the world, and, well... You know what happened. That's right, he tricked me ;) . He said it wouldn't work and I was smart enough to say "Oh yeah?" and switched it and, "SSSHHHHHHH..... BOOOOOMM BOOOKBMMBBOBMBMBBBOOOOMMBBOOOOMM!"


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by Gravitirax » 5/8/2012

Well, we have a full scale war at our server (where ppl build their huge castles and stuff). There are funny stories happening every day, lol! Some members are just cracking me up 24/7! LOL lol lol. Come join us and have fun!

It's GravitiCraft server. Address is: gravitirax.no-ip.org
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