Planet Minecraft

Well basically a hub for jokes. Post your best ones. Have fun!

ALL types of jokes will be accepted, EXCEPT ones with bad language or are inappropriate, those will be deleted. Thank you.

Ok here is an example:
If life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Ok Guy says to a SUPER SEXY girl: I love 'U'
Girls says "OMG I HATE YOU Y DID U TELL ME THAT!"
Guys says "NO GOSH ITS JUST MY FAVORITE VOEL GOSH DIDNT THINK U WOULD FLIP OUT!"

[Roxthesox]

Obama, HA!

Obama, HA!

BEST JOKE EVAH!!!

Ok Guy says to a SUPER SEXY girl: I love 'U'
Girls says "OMG I HATE YOU Y DID U TELL ME THAT!"
Guys says "NO GOSH ITS JUST MY FAVORITE VOEL GOSH DIDNT THINK U WOULD FLIP OUT!"

Yeah that could be miss interpreted.

When life gives you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of your enemies
When life gives you lemons chuck them back and yell "i wanted oranges!"
When life gives you strawberries, you let it go everything is just sweet, until it goes rotten.

When life gives you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of your enemies
When life gives you lemons chuck them back and yell "i wanted oranges!"
When life gives you strawberries, you let it go everything is just sweet, until it goes rotten.

That's more of a philosophy ^_^

I am disappointment in you're grammar.

I am disappointment in you're grammar.

Can I post anti-jokes here?

yes

Can I post anti-jokes here?

Yes Anti-Jokes work too, any jokes are accepted

Example: Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.